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Discarded Condoms

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  • 23-04-2013 6:52pm
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    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭


    When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

    Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Why are you in a car park with young children?


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    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,815 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't be chewing them..













    .. while they're on my mickey obviously.


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    Felexicon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    I love the smell of a used johnnie in the morning.


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    think of them as trophees


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    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    fryup wrote: »
    "daddy whats this??"

    Son, good question. It's a pity I didn't ask the same question 9 months before you were born.


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    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Why are you in a car park with young children?

    i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Lighten up fryup.................."daddy whats this??"....."It's what I should have used ya little bollix"!


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    fryup wrote: »
    i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

    Aw, there goes the thread...it was a good 'un and all.


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    fatherhood fail. you should have picked it up blew it up and twisted it into a small horse.

    no imagination :\


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    #11
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Being a dick to a moderator is a bit like not wearing a condom, a costly mistake down the line.


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    fryup wrote: »
    When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

    Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

    sounds like youre pissed cause you had to have that 'talk' 10 years earlier than planned. come on he's 16 now, he'll be a man of the world soon, this was a blessing in disguise


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    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    In before the lock...


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    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    harvester of sorrow wrote: »
    In before the lock...

    but not the cock, thread wouldnt be around for starters


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    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    They leave it for the brothers out there who might have forgot theirs

    Sharing is caring and such


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    #16
    Procasinator
    Registered Users Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭Procasinator


    And keep the condom in the car the whole drive home!?! Eww, that's disgusting.


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    #17
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,211 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Thinly veiled "I shagged someone in the car park" thread!


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I thought this was going to be a helpful thread on things to do with used condoms. I was going to suggest catapults, you wouldn't even need to find a projectile it's already supplied in the condom.


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    B Rabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭B Rabbit


    lkionm wrote: »
    Being a dick to a moderator is a bit like not wearing a condom, a costly mistake down the line.

    Hardly


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    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    B Rabbit wrote: »
    Hardly

    You will get banned, just like having an unexpected child will ban you from having the same life.


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    #21
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    lkionm wrote: »
    You will get banned, just like having an unexpected child will ban you from having the same life.

    :confused:


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    #22
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    B Rabbit wrote: »
    Hardly
    You haven't felt the full wrath of a Super Rush banning yet then. I heard there's bum stuff involved.


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    #23
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,364 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    They're great for having a bit of a wee during a meeting.


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    #24
    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

    You've seen the signs around the park. Stop being such an enemy of the environment.


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    #25
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Hey, they didn't call it Free Willy for nothing.


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    #26
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    LizT wrote: »
    :confused:

    If you have sex with a moderator, you will have a bad time. They need to have everything in order and in a straight line and overly attached.


    Oh.


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    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    fryup wrote: »
    i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole
    Keep them on a leash then, or a muzzle perhaps. That'll stop them finding and chewing on discarded condoms


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    #28
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    There is a joke about a Goodyear tyre in this thread somewhere. . .


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    #29
    Corvo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Why are you telling us? Do you think one of us spotty, virgin boardsies left it there?

    Don't need no condom to make love to your laptop. No sir


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    #30
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

    no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?


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    Felexicon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Felexicon


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

    no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?
    * punches screen and throws half eaten creme egg in the bin*


    Sound yeah


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