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Discarded Condoms

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    #32
    ctrl-alt-delete
    Registered Users Posts: 13,902 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    I know a lass who got her first facial from finding a used one when she was younger.

    Thinking it was a balloon she blew it up and all of a sudden bam!


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    #33
    Pinewoo
    Registered Users Posts: 79 ✭✭Pinewoo


    ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »
    I know a lass who got her first facial from finding a used one when she was younger.

    Thinking it was a balloon she blew it up and all of a sudden bam!

    First of many I presume?


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    #34
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    I stuck one down the plug hole of the kitchen sink one time . Her old lad gave me a warning the day before about not even thinking bout that kinda thing with his daughter :D I thought it would be a nice present for him to find after I'd left


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    #35
    the keen edge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    moy83 wrote: »
    I stuck one down the plug hole of the kitchen sink one time . Her old lad gave me a warning the day before about not even thinking bout that kinda thing with his daughter :D I thought it would be a nice present for him to find after I'd left

    Well her auld fella read you totally wrong now didn't he? You sound like a catch and a half.


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    #36
    Lelantos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Lelantos


    the keen edge wrote: »
    Well her auld fella read you totally wrong now didn't he? You sound like a catch and a half.

    Yeah, he shouldn't have bothered with the condom & just plugged her h*ole instead!


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    #37
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    the keen edge wrote: »
    Well her auld fella read you totally wrong now didn't he? You sound like a catch and a half.
    It still brings a smile to me , the old fart must of been ripping when he got that out of the plug . Who would have daughters ?


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    #38
    Mr.Prodston
    Registered Users Posts: 16,304 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Prodston


    fryup wrote: »
    i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

    No one even mentions the casserole :pac:



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    #39
    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    fryup wrote: »
    Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

    One of my dogs usually brings me a pressie when I come home from work, normally a pair of socks and she's delighted... you.guessed.it!...

    One day she came running down the stairs.... from my son's room, with a pressie for me :o

    It was a condom, tied in a knot and full of jizz :mad:

    I'm ok with car parks!.


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    #40
    Rud
    Registered Users Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Rud


    Splash and dash


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    #41
    Catkins407
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭Catkins407


    fryup wrote: »
    When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

    Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

    Look sur can't you start a campaign with the councils to put condom bins in all the car parks. Like the bins for dog ****. You would be on to a winner and I'd say you get in the morning show with Sybil and Martin and everything . Lol

    Least the feckers are using condoms lol


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    #42
    Anyone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    You may want to keep away from those empty crisp bags in the car park OP.


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    #43
    Catkins407
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭Catkins407


    I will from now on be associating fry ups with discarded condoms . FFs I used to love an auld occasional fry up of a Saturday morning. Boards.ie you have hit upon a way of making people eat healthily when they really don't fecking want to. Lol


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    #44
    Czarcasm
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    fryup wrote: »
    When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

    Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs


    OP you'd have been better off just teaching your child not to pick up shìt off the ground, that also teaches them to avoid picking up discarded needles and a whole host of other dangerous objects.


    On the subject of discarded condoms anyway, I think the most original disposal I ever saw was when I was in secondary school and there was the statue of the virgin mary in the school yard; and as we arrived into school that morning, there she was with a used condom hanging off her index finger! :pac:


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    #45
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    OP you'd have been better off just teaching your child not to pick up shìt off the ground, that also teaches them to avoid picking up discarded needles and a whole host of other dangerous objects.


    On the subject of discarded condoms anyway, I think the most original disposal I ever saw was when I was in secondary school and there was the statue of the virgin mary in the school yard; and as we arrived into school that morning, there she was with a used condom hanging off her index finger! :pac:
    So she finally got a ride. :D


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    #46
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    So she finally got a ride. :D


    Cold as stone though apparently, but at least there was no fear of getting tomato jaws if you went down on her... can't get blood out of a stone and all that jizz jazz... :D


    Alright, alright, I'll get my raincoat :o


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    #47
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    moy83 wrote: »
    It still brings a smile to me , the old fart must of been ripping when he got that out of the plug . Who would have daughters ?

    The same people that would have sons.


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    #48
    hardCopy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

    no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?

    Nah, the Oyster Man collects them


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    #49
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I was in Navan a couple of months ago and was walking around town on a Sunday morning waiting on a bus. Saw two bananas each with a condom on it. Two opposite ends of the town on the side of the footpath. I don't know what crazy fad they were going through at the time!!


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    #50
    xLexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭xLexie


    Does the OP take his kids for walks around car parks? Rivitting scenery there.


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    #51
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    When I see them I think 'Well, at least they used a condom'.


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    #52
    wolfpawnat
    Registered Users Posts: 6,124 ✭✭✭wolfpawnat


    I am glad people are having safe sex, I just wish they would have clean sex too. It is pretty nasty though. On the up side, if I ever get into dogging, I know where the good spots to find them nearby are!!!


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