Discarded Condoms

fryup

When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

Super-Rush

Why are you in a car park with young children?

Basq

Next you'll be telling me I shouldn't be chewing them..













.. while they're on my mickey obviously.

Felexicon

I love the smell of a used johnnie in the morning.

IM0

think of them as trophees

smcgiff

fryup wrote: »

"daddy whats this??"

Son, good question. It's a pity I didn't ask the same question 9 months before you were born.

fryup

Super-Rush wrote: »

Why are you in a car park with young children?

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Lighten up fryup.................."daddy whats this??"....."It's what I should have used ya little bollix"!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

fryup wrote: »

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

Aw, there goes the thread...it was a good 'un and all.

IM0

fatherhood fail. you should have picked it up blew it up and twisted it into a small horse.

no imagination

lkionm

Being a dick to a moderator is a bit like not wearing a condom, a costly mistake down the line.

IM0

fryup wrote: »

When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

sounds like youre pissed cause you had to have that 'talk' 10 years earlier than planned. come on he's 16 now, he'll be a man of the world soon, this was a blessing in disguise

harvester of sorrow

In before the lock...

IM0

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

In before the lock...

but not the cock, thread wouldnt be around for starters

Peregrine

They leave it for the brothers out there who might have forgot theirs

Sharing is caring and such

Procasinator

And keep the condom in the car the whole drive home!?! Eww, that's disgusting.

blade1

Thinly veiled "I shagged someone in the car park" thread!

ScumLord

I thought this was going to be a helpful thread on things to do with used condoms. I was going to suggest catapults, you wouldn't even need to find a projectile it's already supplied in the condom.

B Rabbit

lkionm wrote: »

Being a dick to a moderator is a bit like not wearing a condom, a costly mistake down the line.

Hardly

lkionm

B Rabbit wrote: »

Hardly

You will get banned, just like having an unexpected child will ban you from having the same life.

LizT

lkionm wrote: »

You will get banned, just like having an unexpected child will ban you from having the same life.

ScumLord

B Rabbit wrote: »

Hardly

You haven't felt the full wrath of a Super Rush banning yet then. I heard there's bum stuff involved.

kowloon

They're great for having a bit of a wee during a meeting.

Sergeant

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

You've seen the signs around the park. Stop being such an enemy of the environment.

ToddyDoody

Hey, they didn't call it Free Willy for nothing.

lkionm

LizT wrote: »

If you have sex with a moderator, you will have a bad time. They need to have everything in order and in a straight line and overly attached.


Oh.

Jimoslimos

fryup wrote: »

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

Keep them on a leash then, or a muzzle perhaps. That'll stop them finding and chewing on discarded condoms

policarp

There is a joke about a Goodyear tyre in this thread somewhere. . .

Corvo

Why are you telling us? Do you think one of us spotty, virgin boardsies left it there?

Don't need no condom to make love to your laptop. No sir

johnny_knoxvile

I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?

Felexicon

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?

* punches screen and throws half eaten creme egg in the bin*


Sound yeah

ctrl-alt-delete

I know a lass who got her first facial from finding a used one when she was younger.

Thinking it was a balloon she blew it up and all of a sudden bam!

Pinewoo

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

I know a lass who got her first facial from finding a used one when she was younger.

Thinking it was a balloon she blew it up and all of a sudden bam!

First of many I presume?

moy83

I stuck one down the plug hole of the kitchen sink one time . Her old lad gave me a warning the day before about not even thinking bout that kinda thing with his daughter I thought it would be a nice present for him to find after I'd left

the keen edge

moy83 wrote: »

I stuck one down the plug hole of the kitchen sink one time . Her old lad gave me a warning the day before about not even thinking bout that kinda thing with his daughter I thought it would be a nice present for him to find after I'd left

Well her auld fella read you totally wrong now didn't he? You sound like a catch and a half.

Lelantos

the keen edge wrote: »

Well her auld fella read you totally wrong now didn't he? You sound like a catch and a half.

Yeah, he shouldn't have bothered with the condom & just plugged her h*ole instead!

moy83

the keen edge wrote: »

Well her auld fella read you totally wrong now didn't he? You sound like a catch and a half.

It still brings a smile to me , the old fart must of been ripping when he got that out of the plug . Who would have daughters ?

Mr.Prodston

fryup wrote: »

i take my children for a walk....(and don't be trying to make suggestive comments) asshole

No one even mentions the casserole :pac:

arybvtcw0eolkf

fryup wrote: »

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

One of my dogs usually brings me a pressie when I come home from work, normally a pair of socks and she's delighted... you.guessed.it!...

One day she came running down the stairs.... from my son's room, with a pressie for me

It was a condom, tied in a knot and full of jizz :mad:

I'm ok with car parks!.

Rud

Splash and dash

Catkins407

fryup wrote: »

When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

Look sur can't you start a campaign with the councils to put condom bins in all the car parks. Like the bins for dog ****. You would be on to a winner and I'd say you get in the morning show with Sybil and Martin and everything . Lol

Least the feckers are using condoms lol

Anyone

You may want to keep away from those empty crisp bags in the car park OP.

Catkins407

I will from now on be associating fry ups with discarded condoms . FFs I used to love an auld occasional fry up of a Saturday morning. Boards.ie you have hit upon a way of making people eat healthily when they really don't fecking want to. Lol

Czarcasm

fryup wrote: »

When you're finished shaggin in the car park, would you mind taking your used condom home with you, instead of chucking it out the car window...only for young children to pick it up the following morning and ask .."daddy whats this??"

Its digusting and unhygenic...DISPOSE OF IT AT HOME. ffs

OP you'd have been better off just teaching your child not to pick up shìt off the ground, that also teaches them to avoid picking up discarded needles and a whole host of other dangerous objects.


On the subject of discarded condoms anyway, I think the most original disposal I ever saw was when I was in secondary school and there was the statue of the virgin mary in the school yard; and as we arrived into school that morning, there she was with a used condom hanging off her index finger! :pac:

shopaholic01

Czarcasm wrote: »

OP you'd have been better off just teaching your child not to pick up shìt off the ground, that also teaches them to avoid picking up discarded needles and a whole host of other dangerous objects.


On the subject of discarded condoms anyway, I think the most original disposal I ever saw was when I was in secondary school and there was the statue of the virgin mary in the school yard; and as we arrived into school that morning, there she was with a used condom hanging off her index finger! :pac:

So she finally got a ride.

Czarcasm

shopaholic01 wrote: »

So she finally got a ride.

Cold as stone though apparently, but at least there was no fear of getting tomato jaws if you went down on her... can't get blood out of a stone and all that jizz jazz...


Alright, alright, I'll get my raincoat

harvester of sorrow

moy83 wrote: »

It still brings a smile to me , the old fart must of been ripping when he got that out of the plug . Who would have daughters ?

The same people that would have sons.

hardCopy

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

I always believed the urban legend that a big white rabbit collected my used ones in the car park and used it's content to make the innards of a Cadbury's cream egg.

no one else hear of the legend of the spooge bunny?

Nah, the Oyster Man collects them

petes

I was in Navan a couple of months ago and was walking around town on a Sunday morning waiting on a bus. Saw two bananas each with a condom on it. Two opposite ends of the town on the side of the footpath. I don't know what crazy fad they were going through at the time!!

xLexie

Does the OP take his kids for walks around car parks? Rivitting scenery there.

kylith

When I see them I think 'Well, at least they used a condom'.