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damagegt · 04-03-2013 04:04AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I tried to see the funny side but I can't. I took a break from the computer before I wrote something that got me banned but I still can't hold back. You Sir, are a Cúnt.

well thats not very nice now is it ?

Paddy Cow · 04-03-2013 04:07AM

damagegt wrote: »

well thats not very nice now is it ?

It wasn't meant to be :rolleyes:

damagegt · 04-03-2013 04:11AM

Ah I see.Its hard to dephyr your cryptic posts.

damagegt · 04-03-2013 04:13AM

Would you like to know what I personaly found the funniest about it ? ull love it.

leggo · 04-03-2013 09:19AM

damagegt wrote: »

Ah I see.Its hard to dephyr your cryptic posts.

Ha. Best thread to make that post.

kunst nugget · 04-03-2013 10:21AM

Tetra wrote: »

"Finding real friends isn't easy. I see so much fake in those I put faith into.. it sucks for you, that u will never get to know how amazing a friend you had. Enjoy your fake existence and the life you live"....:rolleyes:

Sigmund Freud posting about Carl Jung?

kunst nugget · 04-03-2013 10:24AM

upandcumming wrote: »

This day 32 years ago Bobby Sands started his Hunger Strike , Rest In Peace Bobby ♥

7 likes.

Fuck me.

Dat's right, peeps. Anorexia killz! He might have been able 2 fit in2 his skinny jeanz but it killt him in da end!

04-03-2013 10:43AM

I'm sick of the whiny 'I'm such a victim' statuses.

"Now I know who my real friends are"

"fed up of users and liars. Don't text me unless they want somethin. Do me a favour be honest and actually text me to see how I am other than to ask me a question!!!"

Shut the fck up, seriously. As if you've never treated someone badly in your life. All you're doing is demonstrating how immature and petty you are by putting your personal feuds and issues all over Facebook. Think someone is treating you badly? STOP TEXTING THEM. STOP EMAILING THEM. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THEM.

It really is that easy. But not for this girl.

I know there will be a new round of 'why is life so hard for me?' updates today.

kunst nugget · 04-03-2013 10:51AM

Tara Small Scoreboard wrote: »

I'm sick of the whiny 'I'm such a victim' statuses.

"Now I know who my real friends are"

"fed up of users and liars. Don't text me unless they want somethin. Do me a favour be honest and actually text me to see how I am other than to ask me a question!!!"

Shut the fck up, seriously. As if you've never treated someone badly in your life. All you're doing is demonstrating how immature and petty you are by putting your personal feuds and issues all over Facebook. Think someone is treating you badly? STOP TEXTING THEM. STOP EMAILING THEM. STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THEM.

It really is that easy. But not for this girl.

I know there will be a new round of 'why is life so hard for me?' updates today.

These are usually followed by the 'what's up hun? Don't want to talk here, PM me' vaguebooking tango! Ah mon cherie, it is but the delicate blossoming of the inner chav! That alluring hint of mystery for the girl who has nought but flies circling inside the cranium!

xLexie · 04-03-2013 10:55AM

"My love for you is like a candle.
Forget about me and ill burn your house to the ground".

I won't lie, I shared it

kunst nugget · 04-03-2013 10:59AM

xLexie wrote: »

"My love for you is like a candle.
Forget about me and ill burn your house to the ground".

I won't lie, I shared it

Ah, the auld 'just because you have a restraining order against me, doesn't mean we can't joke about it' sense of humour…

EuskalHerria · 04-03-2013 01:17PM

"Ryanair u shower of f*cks. Standing lookin at the plane doors still open sorry we can't let ya on after the gate closes its against protocol! Shove ur 'protocol' up ur hole!"

So much reasoning to do but ARRIVE ON TIME should do it.

SunnyDub1 · 04-03-2013 01:51PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

"Ryanair u shower of f*cks. Standing lookin at the plane doors still open sorry we can't let ya on after the gate closes its against protocol! Shove ur 'protocol' up ur hole!"

So much reasoning to do but ARRIVE ON TIME should do it.

To be fair I'd be pissed too if it was me and |I arrived at the gate to find the doors still open but been told that I wasn't allowed on. Think most people would be.

and yes I prob would take to FB to rant about it :P

EuskalHerria · 04-03-2013 02:15PM

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

To be fair I'd be pissed too if it was me and |I arrived at the gate to find the doors still open but been told that I wasn't allowed on. Think most people would be.

and yes I prob would take to FB to rant about it :P

If it happened to me I'd be furious as well, but I wouldn't misplace my anger an try and blame Ryanair. They knew where the airport was, what time the flight was leaving and should have planned accordingly. They didn't and instead they miss their flight and give a prick like me a cheap laugh instead.

It's right up there with people giving out about charges due to not having a boarding pass. There was a phase a while back where it was the thing to complain to airlines on their FB page.It's a tax on stupidity and when I establish my reich there will be much more of it. God I despise people.

wnolan1992 · 04-03-2013 02:56PM

damagegt wrote: »

Would you like to know what I personaly found the funniest about it ? ull love it.

As opposed to what you found the "funniest" part of it, I'd like to know how the concept itself is in any way humourous.

mud · 04-03-2013 08:20PM

Wow.

My name is Summer, I am 15 years old. I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I have no nose or ears, my body is covered with scars. Didn't I tell you I'm dead. My dad..killed me with a kitchen knife in the year 2001. If you do not post this on to 10 other pages or groups in the..next 15 minutes, I will...... appear tonight by your bed with the kitchen knife that killed me, and I will kill you....No matter how old you are - I WILL murder you. It's up to you if you re-post thisor not, but this is no lie. This is FOR REAL! Now, copy this and pasteit onto the walls of 10 other pages or groups Your time is runninSee more This isn't fake. if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of your life tomorrow. U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say I love you or I'm sorry or I want to go out with you

leggo · 04-03-2013 09:05PM

mud wrote: »

Wow.

Are you covering your bases by mocking it and, at the same time, still re-posting it just to be safe?

mud · 04-03-2013 09:11PM

leggo wrote: »

Are you covering your bases by mocking it and, at the same time, still re-posting it just to be safe?

No, no, not at all!

(come ON! only 2 mins left for someone to say I Love You

)

Boombastic · 04-03-2013 09:29PM

mud wrote: »

No, no, not at all!

(come ON! only 2 mins left for someone to say I Love You )

I love you

mewithoutyou · 04-03-2013 09:44PM

"D**** M*******
has 2 stop watchin beheading videos"

WinterSong · 04-03-2013 09:49PM

A wee black baba on the news and his head is all swealt with the hunger that's wat musta happened the peoples heads in this town!!

Wow.

WoollyRedHat · 04-03-2013 10:39PM

Seans_Username wrote: »

My room mate went to the gym and left his facebook open for 2 hours so I thought I'd have a bit of fun with it. I didn't like everything and add loads of people cos it's boring. So I looked for people with the same name as him and messaged them with some rather provocative words (attached below)

It was blatantly obvious that it was a frape but I got a message off my room mate 2 days later saying

That's comedy gold, fighting talk!

Pushtrak · 04-03-2013 11:39PM

It's a 1 minute video and it's worth a watch.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151330505748876

yerwanthere123 · 05-03-2013 02:18AM

hunniie we al make mistikez but u realy wer da biggest wan ever we learn as we go alng nd trust me i did

u wer notn but a waste ov tym

lovez my lyf nd grlz way 2 mush roll on patrick day disco wid my gurlz gna b da bomb.com roll n cnt wait ♥ ♥ x x x x

orestes · 05-03-2013 04:11AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

hunniie we al make mistikez but u realy wer da biggest wan ever we learn as we go alng nd trust me i did u wer notn but a waste ov tym lovez my lyf nd grlz way 2 mush roll on patrick day disco wid my gurlz gna b da bomb.com roll n cnt wait ♥ ♥ x x x x

Please tell me the guy that was directed to replied with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwyaCd8MyI

coolhull · 05-03-2013 09:25AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

hunniie we al make mistikez but u realy wer da biggest wan ever we learn as we go alng nd trust me i did u wer notn but a waste ov tym lovez my lyf nd grlz way 2 mush roll on patrick day disco wid my gurlz gna b da bomb.com roll n cnt wait ♥ ♥ x x x x

What the hell is that about?
And she's obviously a big fan of Spellcheck.

kunst nugget · 05-03-2013 10:22AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

hunniie we al make mistikez but u realy wer da biggest wan ever we learn as we go alng nd trust me i did u wer notn but a waste ov tym lovez my lyf nd grlz way 2 mush roll on patrick day disco wid my gurlz gna b da bomb.com roll n cnt wait ♥ ♥ x x x x

From what I can gather from this, a girl has dumped a fella and now she can't wait to start enjoying her single life again with all her girlfriends at the St. Patrick's Day Disco. Now, maybe I'm wrong but is she referring to a school disco? Because if she is, you only look forward to those things when you're in the 12-15 age bracket. Which worries me because I can't understand why a girl that age feels the need to talk like a middle aged black woman called Shaniqua from Compton.

If she's over that age bracket, it's even worse because she's an illiterate wigga who's getting excited about a 'disco' two weeks away. How sad is that?!?

smash · 05-03-2013 10:25AM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Which worries me because I can't understand why a girl that age feels to need to talk like a middle aged black woman called Shaniqua from Compton.

If she's over that age bracket, it's even worse because she's an illiterate wigga who's getting excited about a 'disco' two weeks away. How sad is that?!?

Word!

swiftman · 05-03-2013 01:35PM

Why is it the hit plumber only ever calls out when I am in my pyjamas?? Why is there never any notice he's calling out?? Why oh why?

posted 12.25. ah maybe cause the pluber didnt expect you to be in your bloody pyjamas after midday. she is one stupid blonde. expect dog picture again soon from her

damagegt · 05-03-2013 02:33PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

As opposed to what you found the "funniest" part of it, I'd like to know how the concept itself is in any way humourous.

Because he wasnt dead.

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