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  • #3422
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "I'm totally annoyed at youngwhons that constantly spit on the ground and spill half of their coke and stand in it like its cool...tis a mong thing... And there like talking ****e!! ...I've just counted the amount of phelm spits that came out of a girleens gob...26 spits in 2minutes ya'd want ta see the concrete outside Dunnes after her...unreal like..if I didn't tell her to **** off with the spits she'd of drowned..Dirty innocent fool :-[ x ♥"


  • #3423
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    mackeire wrote: »
    she is doing a 4 year course and started when she was 19.
    not very inspirational!

    Why the 'cuk do people keep posting about her on my newsfeed? :rolleyes:

    Thanks for the synopsis, I'm glad I didn't waste the effort clicking on it :)


  • #3424
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Boombastic wrote: »
    I don't know if this has been posted but it's an inspirational story about Mary an 89 year old college student, that's as far as I read.

    linky?


  • #3425
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    krudler wrote: »
    linky?

    I'll get Mary to link it as soon as she gets her finger out and finishes the course :)


  • #3426
    Culleeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Culleeo


    "I love seeing people check in to places, makes it so much easier to break in to their houses"


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  • #3427
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    "I'm totally annoyed at youngwhons that constantly spit on the ground and spill half of their coke and stand in it like its cool...tis a mong thing... And there like talking ****e!! ...I've just counted the amount of phelm spits that came out of a girleens gob...26 spits in 2minutes ya'd want ta see the concrete outside Dunnes after her...unreal like..if I didn't tell her to **** off with the spits she'd of drowned..Dirty innocent fool :-[ x ♥"
    Makes you wonder at the fb poster standing outside Dunnes with a stopwatch,counting and timing the number of times a ''youngwhon' spits on concrete


  • #3428
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Girl 1: Little bastards throwing snow balls at me I'll knock d c**t out swear boils me blood d c**t these days


    Girl 2: If ya catch them make them eat it and a good drop kick into d jaw


    Girl 1: Had bottle wine in me hand said I'll smash it in ur face, going mad should went over and floored d little posh retarts


    Girl 2: Ya shud have little scumbags , swear kids have no respect these days good smack of a baseball wud sort that out haha


    Girl 1: Ya blood boiling now



    These are in their 20s-30s :rolleyes:


  • #3429
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Girl 1: Little bastards throwing snow balls at me I'll knock d c**t out swear boils me blood d c**t these days


    Girl 2: If ya catch them make them eat it and a good drop kick into d jaw


    Girl 1: Had bottle wine in me hand said I'll smash it in ur face, going mad should went over and floored d little posh retarts


    Girl 2: Ya shud have little scumbags , swear kids have no respect these days good smack of a baseball wud sort that out haha


    Girl 1: Ya blood boiling now



    These are in their 20s-30s :rolleyes:
    A belt of a baseball bat, a broken bottle in the face, a dropkick to the jaw ...because a child threw a snowball

    "makes me blod boil"...Awwwh,bless her.

    Are these women doing time in San Quinten prison or something?
    If not, then they should be.


  • #3430
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    going mad should went over and floored d little posh retarts

    I like "retarts" - dumb, slutty, and back-answering all in one. Bargain.

    Just saw this in a comment: "from god no's were." :pac:


  • #3431
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    Richard Hillman wrote: »


    Girl 2: Ya shud have little scumbags , swear kids have no respect these days good smack of a baseball wud sort that out haha


    :rolleyes:

    would she hold the baseball and then smack them or walk up as close as possible and throw it at them?


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  • #3432
    xLexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 829 ✭✭✭xLexie


    "Smelly bitchss shudn have social lives.grab a shower fix ur roots n buy urself a daycent hair str8ner n den maybe u will get d attention u so desprtly need n u won't feel d need 2 spread sh*t bout me u std ridin c***."


  • #3433
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    A friend of mine put this up 37 minutes ago. :D
    what on earth is all this harlem shake shite about jesus would drive ya mad

    31 likes -
    such a pile of **** like what is it about except for people making retards of themselves

    I liked it and spend 10 solid minutes laughing... :pac:


  • #3434
    Chavways
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Chavways


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    When he says his flmmly 'worked' to get him into Colage, I imagine his mother slept with the Dean of Mary I, while he sat on the front porch rocking back and forth with leg braces on.

    Yo mama sure do care about your schoolin' son. Mmm mm.


  • #3435
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    whataboutme wrote: »
    most irritating one i saw lately was a tool i used to go to school at 1 in d morning he posted to his status "there was i lying all cosy in my bed almost asleep when i get this urge to drop to the floor and do pushups. i did 20 wrecked now but feels good" i was like wtf? stay in bed dont b such a knob and if you afe going to be that kind of knob why post it on here!!

    What part of this is the annoying Facebook update and what part is your post? I can't separate the two


  • #3436
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    How could you resist?


    http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif


  • #3437
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Like if you wish this 5 year old girl didn't have cancer. Share if you hope she gets well soon. Ignore if you love cancer and hope she dies a slow, painful death.

    Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.


  • #3438
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

    Jesus wept, I think I must be lucky cos I never see this **** and if I did I think I would be loading a gun I don't legally own. :mad:


  • #3439
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    This pukefest greeted me this morning on my newsfeed from a couple


  • #3440
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    iDave wrote: »
    This pukefest greeted me this morning on my newsfeed from a couple

    After I read that, my penis decided to commit suicide. No amount of riding is worth making a tool of yourself like that.


  • #3441
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    I love this guy, he's my oldest friend

    "Jambo" is "St James's" btw. I wouldn't be surprised if some people here know who this is. He should be in surgery now having it sewn back on, I'll let you know how he goes...


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  • #3442
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

    I ignored it but not before I had cackled maniacally while drowning some kittens.


  • #3443
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,077 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    seamus wrote: »
    I love this guy, he's my oldest friend

    "Jambo" is "St James's" btw. I wouldn't be surprised if some people here know who this is. He should be in surgery now having it sewn back on, I'll let you know how he goes...


    I'd thank this post but giving it a thumbs up seems inappropriate.


  • #3444
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

    I'm convinced that the original person who shares something like that is just on a mission to see how many gullible idiots they can lure in. Then with each passing "Like" and Share they get a little happier. :P


  • #3445
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    starlings wrote: »
    I like "retarts" - dumb, slutty, and back-answering all in one. Bargain.

    Just saw this in a comment: "from god no's were." :pac:
    Intentional or spelling mistake?


  • #3446
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Intentional or spelling mistake?

    both; that person neither knows nor cares about spelling. :)


  • #3447
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    coolhull wrote: »
    A belt of a baseball bat, a broken bottle in the face, a dropkick to the jaw ...because a child threw a snowball

    "makes me blod boil"...Awwwh,bless her.

    Are these women doing time in San Quinten prison or something?
    If not, then they should be.

    To brighten up our faith in humanity, today we found out that Girl 1 is knocked up again. The poor kids dont have a chance :(


  • #3448
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    WhiteRoses wrote: »

    Some idiot I'm friends with just shared this. Jesus wept.

    I was a fan of cancer's earlier stuff. Too commercial these days. I prefer lesser known diseases with an edge now, like chagas.


  • #3449
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    To brighten up our faith in humanity, today we found out that Girl 1 is knocked up again. The poor kids dont have a chance :(

    Next will be the count down to the birth and then 1 week with my baba, 1 week 1 day with my baba, love you crap, that's were I'm at now. I wonder will it continue until the child is 18? Watch this space :)


  • #3450
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    If anyone is ever stupid enough to marry me and have my children, and they start doing that shit, I promise to punch her in the face.


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  • #3451
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,077 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    If anyone is ever stupid enough to marry me and have my children, and they start doing that shit, I promise to punch her in the face.


    Wow that statement makes you sound Bipolar. Oh wait nevermind....


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