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Farming Chit Chat

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    bbam wrote: »
    Anyone see the portable milking machines on DD? €1400 seems very expensive. We had one in the 60's when we farmed first. (of course I don't remember it).
    He's selling it as an end to expensive milk replacer. He's obviously never milked with one and carried a bucket of milk from a cow. Mixing milk replacer is a doddle in comparison.
    Buy a cow, keep her for the year, buy the machine, milk the feckin cow twice a day. I can mix stuff for 16 calves in less than five minutes for a fraction of the cost and no hassle.

    Saw it there allright. We had something similar in the 1970's until we built the parlour. We did milk 4 cows to feed 15 calves for a year after we got out of dairy but it was pure hardship. That mini bucket set up would be a killer altogether.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    reilig wrote: »
    Saw it there allright. We had something similar in the 1970's until we built the parlour. We did milk 4 cows to feed 15 calves for a year after we got out of dairy but it was pure hardship. That mini bucket set up would be a killer altogether.

    Milking the cows doesn't stack up financially either. Keeping 4 cows will cost €1500-1800 for the year, and you get the "pleasure" of milking them.
    15 bags of milk replacer @€;40 a bag is only €600 and allot less work, hell, feed them two bags each and it's still cheaper and easier than keeping a cow and milking them to feed calves. It's just a mad idea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    Well, when we got out of dairying, we kept one cow for the house. I milked her by hand. Now that was hardship. I had muscles like Popeye. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    pakalasa wrote: »
    Well, when we got out of dairying, we kept one cow for the house. I milked her by hand. Now that was hardship. I had muscles like Popeye. :D

    Not trying to brag about stories, :D

    We had a neighbour in the 80's who was a couple of spoons, and maybe a knife short of a full set of cutlery. He got sick one time and was in hospital for a week. I was only a young lad and he asked me to look after his 5 cows and he'd pay me £10 per week.

    I went the first day and found that he had a house cow that had to be milked by hand, but it didn't end at that. He used to milk the cow by hand, take whatever milk he needed for the house and then bucket feed the rest of the hand milked milk to a calf :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Needless to say I taught a calf to suck that day.

    Its not very long ago, but some people never thought about an easy way of doing things in those days. They had lots of time on their hands and all day to get things done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    This just came into my mind;

    Was serviceing a machine one day many years ago. No lid on the small opening on the tank lid. Noticed the cat going round and round in the tank when the agitator would come on.
    Refused tea there as the young lassie came down and took a jug of milk from the tank and didn't notice the dead cat ;). I was just a young fella and didn't like to say anything about it to them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    i was flicking thru the channels there last night, I just caught the end of something on one of the Uk channels, its was a camera at night time, looked like a slatted shed full of horses,night image type camera. next thing its back to the studio and this reporter is saying how he shot the video in an Irish barn, he was questioning some politician and wanted to know could this Uk politician guarantee that these horses wouldnt end up in the food chain..Like i say i didnt see the rest of it so I dont know what was shown earlier to back it up but was a bit taken aback at the kinda idea of all us Irish lads with our sheds full of horses, that seemed to be the jist of what he was getting at


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭pakalasa


    reilig wrote: »
    ...Its not very long ago, but some people never thought about an easy way of doing things in those days. They had lots of time on their hands and all day to get things done.
    You've to remember that, what seems like hardship to us, was normal everyday work when they were young. We have some land a mile from the house. An old neighbour of mine, still tells me how he remembers my Grandmother milking 2 cows there and carrying the milk back in the buckets across the fields. She was a small light woman and lived to be 93.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    pakalasa wrote: »
    You've to remember that, what seems like hardship to us, was normal everyday work when they were young. We have some land a mile from the house. An old neighbour of mine, still tells me how he remembers my Grandmother milking 2 cows there and carrying the milk back in the buckets across the fields. She was a small light woman and lived to be 93.

    remember father telling me stories of when he was young, walking cattle 20 mile to the nearest fair:eek:, selling prob 75% of them grandfather (his father) drinking a skinful of pints and then trying to walk remainder of cattle home in the dark, :D

    sometimes the cattle were abondoned in a field until the next day, wonder how that would go down with the department and animal rights:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭hugo29


    stuck at work here, looking out at sun, thinking of all jobs i could be at home doing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    hugo29 wrote: »
    stuck at work here, looking out at sun, thinking of all jobs i could be at home doing

    Snap!

    But then I'd be stuck if I didn't have it so I don't want to complain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,401 ✭✭✭reilig


    i was flicking thru the channels there last night, I just caught the end of something on one of the Uk channels, its was a camera at night time, looked like a slatted shed full of horses,night image type camera. next thing its back to the studio and this reporter is saying how he shot the video in an Irish barn, he was questioning some politician and wanted to know could this Uk politician guarantee that these horses wouldnt end up in the food chain..Like i say i didnt see the rest of it so I dont know what was shown earlier to back it up but was a bit taken aback at the kinda idea of all us Irish lads with our sheds full of horses, that seemed to be the jist of what he was getting at

    That was channel 4. It was called the Horse Meat Scandal ( I Think).
    A lot of it was filmed in Ireland. Part of it was filmed at the ISPCA Horse Rescue Centre in kenagh in County Longford where they interviewed the lady who set it up. She didn't do the beef industry many favours. She identified a horse that she had rescued. It was chipped and when she sent the chip info to the Dep of Ag they told her that the horse was recorded as being slaughtered. She declared that her horse's passport had obviously been swapped with a fatter horse which was slaughtered in its place - no traceability.

    The programme also did untold damage to the beef market in Britain. They really played on the concept of of horses passports being switched and no traceability. They had a big section about how horse medicines can be poisonous to humans and without traceability, meat from houses treated with certain medicines is almost certainly in the food chain.

    They also had a big section on animal cruelty - especially horses. They showed horses being hit with a stick while being loaded into a chute at an abatoir.

    The only good thing that they did was show that the horse meat did not only come from ireland - they identified almost every country in Europe as having a link to it in some form or another.

    It was a typical trashy Channel 4 programme. It took all the bad points of the story and sensationalised them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭simx


    hugo29 wrote: »
    remember father telling me stories of when he was young, walking cattle 20 mile to the nearest fair:eek:, selling prob 75% of them grandfather (his father) drinking a skinful of pints and then trying to walk remainder of cattle home in the dark, :D

    sometimes the cattle were abondoned in a field until the next day, wonder how that would go down with the department and animal rights:D

    heard stories about fairs years ago was one in town about 5 miles away, lads would bring their cattle there, maybe leave the young lad to mind them and go into the pub with the neighbours skull a good few then arrive back out to sell fairly full, then our local cattle dealer at the time would swoop in and take advantage of this situation with the seller not being in a sober state and not quite capable of walking the cattle home


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 307 ✭✭Askim


    Program on 3e tonight at 10 Irelands abandoned horses, the straight after it at 11, program called bobs burgers !!!!

    A


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭GERMAN ROCKS


    those of you with urea or any fert for that matter out, have ye seen any response from it yet? was thinking of going out with a half bag of urea tomorrow. the whole place has a nice green cover put not a whole pile there after. how long should you wait before spreading urea after slurry- a week?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    bbam wrote: »
    This just came into my mind;

    Was serviceing a machine one day many years ago. No lid on the small opening on the tank lid. Noticed the cat going round and round in the tank when the agitator would come on.
    Refused tea there as the young lassie came down and took a jug of milk from the tank and didn't notice the dead cat ;). I was just a young fella and didn't like to say anything about it to them.

    Have to fess up and say it happened here too:o
    Milkman found it when he lifted the lid to collect the milk, and no, before anyone asks he did NOT collect the milk that day. Blasterd cat had an expensive funeral.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    :D

    blue5000 wrote: »
    Have to fess up and say it happened here too:o
    Milkman found it when he lifted the lid to collect the milk, and no, before anyone asks he did NOT collect the milk that day. Blasterd cat had an expensive funeral.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    Lovely morning again here, long may it last :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭vanderbadger


    Lovely morning again here, long may it last :D

    yep, i cant remember the last when there was 3 days without a drop of rain, makes life alot easier


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭redzerologhlen


    yep, i cant remember the last when there was 3 days without a drop of rain, makes life alot easier

    Have to go down to your neighbour now shortly for 2 loads of bales, bit of a fodder shortage around here at the moment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    blue5000 wrote: »
    Have to fess up and say it happened here too:o
    Milkman found it when he lifted the lid to collect the milk, and no, before anyone asks he did NOT collect the milk that day. Blasterd cat had an expensive funeral.
    The father said his cousin had a magpie drowned into one of the ten gallon cans that were left out for collecting years ago. The poor ba###ard he said while he held him over the can for the last few drops to drain back into the can before he threw him away ! (He is out of milk for a long time now )


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    is it coming in a liquid form or what? sure its just noraml CTC powder mixed with milk. AFAIK only powder or granules licensed in the Republic

    Sorry its the powder that the lad gave me. He is a farmer and swears by it. I mix with the milk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,786 ✭✭✭✭whelan1


    well i have to eat my words, eurotags mullinahone have gotten their act together, got through first time this morning, website is updated with contact numbers etc, maybe they do read what we write on here:D(eventually)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    Hey ho it's off to slurry we go:D

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Cant think of the horse gambler that done the same in the early ninties or late eighties, he was involved in a number of betting coups. think he got away with his raffle for his mansion

    Its a nice place that mansion. Its called middleton house hotel, in castletown, outside mullingar co westmeath. I was there at a posh wedding over christmas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,343 ✭✭✭bob charles


    Its a nice place that mansion. Its called middleton house hotel, in castletown, outside mullingar co westmeath. I was there at a posh wedding over christmas.

    Its great to get to rub shoulders with high society on here :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    whelan1 wrote: »
    well i have to eat my words, eurotags mullinahone have gotten their act together, got through first time this morning, website is updated with contact numbers etc, maybe they do read what we write on here:D(eventually)
    Thats only because every farmer in the country is busy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Its great to get to rub shoulders with high society on here :D

    I was down the back in the corner. Serious grub :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,082 ✭✭✭td5man


    moy83 wrote: »
    The father said his cousin had a magpie drowned into one of the ten gallon cans that were left out for collecting years ago. The poor ba###ard he said while he held him over the can for the last few drops to drain back into the can before he threw him away ! (He is out of milk for a long time now )
    My grandfather was helping a neighbour (when neighbours werent begrudging f***ers) dinner time arrived and the farmers son was sent for milk, he was seen taking a rat out of the jug and squeezing the milk out of the rat back into the jug. :eek:
    The same house had a calf with a scour in the corner of the kitchen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Can you castrate a male pig at 4/5 months old if you just want to fatten him for meal?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    Holy God. Were they just desensitized to rats in that place or something, and was it back when the world was filmed in black and white? That's ****in shocking. I must say though, I like the notion of indoor cattle. Seemingly there's a pub near Tramore with a calf in the bar area.


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