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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#3242 08-02-2013 03:18PM

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Duggy747 wrote: »

Eurgh, I know those types. Lived with one of them before.

A bunch of us were in the room watching Planet Earth when she came in and started going on about "Why would anyone watch that boring stuff!?!" and that only wierdos watch "that creepy old man".

She demanded to have the TV turned over to Grey's Anatomy and, like the little whipped puss he was, her boyfriend went to change the channel before we stopped him.

Sitting in a shared accomodation living room one evening in total silence with a group of off duty nurses. 6 oclock on comes the Angelus. One of them pipes up "Jesus what i hate is that feckin Angelus". Silence continued.

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#3243 08-02-2013 03:57PM

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languagenerd wrote: »

Protesting violence by advocating more violence, that makes sense...

it does to the sort who will share the photo, some of the same people can be found on a certain talk show facebook spouting their crap and my are some of them blood thirsty

I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.

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#3244 08-02-2013 06:39PM

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mrsbyrne wrote: »

Sitting in a shared accomodation living room one evening in total silence with a group of off duty nurses. 6 oclock on comes the Angelus. One of them pipes up "Jesus what i hate is that feckin Angelus". Silence continued.

I think you had to be there

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#3245 08-02-2013 09:44PM

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''Will ih reallii snow met eireann seds were to happy sunny spells on monday and there is nothing bout snow''

The benefits of an Irish college education

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#3246 08-02-2013 09:45PM

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coolhull wrote: »

''Will ih reallii snow met eireann seds were to happy sunny spells on monday and there is nothing bout snow''

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ah no, I refuse to believe that one without a screenshot

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#3247 08-02-2013 09:58PM

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Since my cousin had a baby she's constantly puttin up statuses about how much she loves her wee man and he's the best boy ever-e.g "my wee man just had his bottle and drank the whole lot he's the best boy ever". I swear one of these days i'm expectin to see a status of " my wee man just did the bestest sh ite ever in his nappy all chocolatey and lovely"!

She's a lovely girl but come on,enough with the child based statuses already!

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#3248 08-02-2013 11:14PM

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#3249 08-02-2013 11:16PM

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coolhull wrote: »

''Will ih reallii snow met eireann seds were to happy sunny spells on monday and there is nothing bout snow''

The benefits of an Irish college education

coolhull wrote: »

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The benefits of a college education

i dont want to live on this planet anymore

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#3250 08-02-2013 11:30PM

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coolhull wrote: »

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ahahahhahah..brilliant..brilliant

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#3251 09-02-2013 02:08AM

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#3252 09-02-2013 04:42AM

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ri ppl if a fela pokes ya on fb does e lyk u ye r na well ancerza??????????

That popped up on my newsfeed.

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#3253 09-02-2013 04:44AM

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skirtgirl wrote: »

ri ppl if a fela pokes ya on fb does e lyk u ye r na well ancerza??????????

That popped up on my newsfeed.

I'm genuinely confused after 'e lyk u'

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#3254 09-02-2013 04:49AM

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TPD wrote: »

I'm genuinely confused after 'e lyk u'

does he like you or not? well answer(s)

i think :pac:

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#3255 09-02-2013 04:58AM

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Well I read the replies she got and she got lots of slagging. She replied with the following
ri yr mi sis didn tink yad say tat an no 4 fukin ools keep poakin me reakin me head jus wantd 2 no wad da pokin is abu im new 2 fb so lyk ppl give me a fukin break

I then nosed around her page (not her friend thank god, just came up on my newsfeed) and got a few more gems. Have to get to a computer Monday and will edit names etc and post. They Are real good!

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#3256 09-02-2013 05:15AM

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skirtgirl wrote: »

ri ppl if a fela pokes ya on fb does e lyk u ye r na well ancerza??????????
.

Alright people if a fellow pokes you on facebook does he like you yet or not at all well answer that??

some people...

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#3257 09-02-2013 08:31AM

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Sum ppl need 2 look up in d dictionary wat ATRUE MATE actualy means! Wasters....

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#3258 09-02-2013 11:07AM

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skirtgirl wrote: »

ri ppl if a fela pokes ya on fb does e lyk u ye r na well ancerza??????????

Is that Basque or something????

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#3259 09-02-2013 12:17PM

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skirtgirl wrote: »

ri ppl if a fela pokes ya on fb does e lyk u ye r na well ancerza??????????

That popped up on my newsfeed.

Genuine question? Do British, Americans or Australians type like this at all as it seems common enough in Ireland

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#3260 09-02-2013 07:37PM

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ronjo wrote: »

Genuine question? Do British, Americans or Australians type like this at all as it seems common enough in Ireland

british definitely do

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#3261 09-02-2013 09:28PM

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This:

next 2 weeks I will be posting this and please once you have done it please post done, because those of you who do not keep my information from going out to the public I will have to DELETE YOU: I want to stay PRIVATELY connected with you. I post shots of my family that I don't want strangers to have access to!!! However, with the recent changes in FB, the "public" can now see activities on ANY wall. This happens when our friend hits "like" or "comment" ~ automatically, their friends would see our posts too. Unfortunately, we can not change this setting by ourselves because Facebook has configured it this way. PLEASE place your mouse over my name above (DO NOT CLICK), a window will appear, now move the mouse on “FRIENDS" (also without clicking), then down to "Settings", click here and a list will appear. REMOVE the CHECK on "LIFE EVENTS" "PHOTOS" and "COMMENTS & LIKES". By doing this, my activity among my friends and family will no longer become public. Now, copy and paste this on your wall. Once I see this posted on your page I will do the same...

P*ss off. If you don't want the world to know something then don't post it on the internet!

About 2 people actually did but I didn't see her delete anyone. Gobsh*te :rolleyes:

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#3262 09-02-2013 10:41PM

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#3263 09-02-2013 10:58PM

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Irishchick wrote: »

This:

P*ss off. If you don't want the world to know something then don't post it on the internet!

About 2 people actually did but I didn't see her delete anyone. Gobsh*te :rolleyes:

More importantly, what that person is saying isn't even remotely true.

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#3264 10-02-2013 01:13AM

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So a girl I'm friends with shared this photo:

And here are the comments

"Girl 1: are sloths real? I thought they were made up like unicorns??

Girl 2 (girl I'm friends with): So did I, I looked em up n ther real they do nothin just lie on trees n eat!

Girl 1: haha I want one!

Girl 1: and I want a unicorn haha

Girl 2:A sloth n a monkey I'd love"

They are being completely serious. Maybe it isn't actually that funny, but I personally thought it was hilarious :L Why and how the hell did they think that a sloth was a mythical creature?!

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#3265 10-02-2013 03:13PM

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they do nothin just lie on trees n eat!
And presumably post ****e on facebook

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#3266 10-02-2013 03:38PM

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"They even hug black things?"

What does that mean?

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#3267 10-02-2013 03:41PM

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

"They even hug black things?"

What does that mean?

It means they're the pluralists of the animal kingdom.

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#3268 10-02-2013 06:09PM

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"****ing brits come over ere nd rob our glory"

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#3269 11-02-2013 09:55AM

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LizT wrote: »

"****ing brits come over ere nd rob our glory"

Saw a screengrab of the Twitter trend #PaddyC*nts or similiar. Can't we just exile the minority of morons in both countries that hate the other side and put them on Rockall or something?

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#3270 11-02-2013 09:56AM

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Roisy7 wrote: »

Saw a screengrab of the Twitter trend #PaddyC*nts or similiar. Can't we just exile the minority of morons in both countries that hate the other side and put them on Rockall or something?

I think we did that and put them in the 6 spare counties we had knocking around.

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#3271 11-02-2013 10:36AM

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Grayson wrote: »

I think we did that and put them in the 6 spare counties we had knocking around.

Damn... We should have cut off internet access to them too

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