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  • #3212
    colonel-yum-yum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 351 ✭✭colonel-yum-yum


    Does the current video that's spreading like wildfire annoy anyone else?
    "THIS VIDEO WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE."
    "No matter what you do as a living, this video makes sense to your life."

    An out of context excerpt from a lecture, that can be summed up as "don't do a job you dislike for money, do something you like instead" set to scary shots of traffic and fun skydiving.

    Though it's a novel sentiment, there's not one person sharing that video that will quit their job tomorrow, or do anything life-changing.


  • #3213
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    westies4ever wrote: »
    'David Attenborough should've been shot years ago. Who wants to watch stupid animals anyway'

    Guess she doesn't like nature documentaries!
    Who wants to watch stupid animal when we can see the intelligent output of these facebookers?


  • #3214
    Roisy7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Roisy7


    westies4ever wrote: »
    'David Attenborough should've been shot years ago. Who wants to watch stupid animals anyway'

    Guess she doesn't like nature documentaries!

    SHE ought to be shot!:mad:

    The man's a legend!


  • #3215
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    I still wouldn't like to get hit by a tonne weight of marshmallows tbh! :D

    Anyway, too many "mom this, mom that", gave me eye strain... :(

    I would. I'd be like Homer in that episode of the Simpsons where he goes to hell for an ironic punishment and is force-fed donuts but he loves it and eats them all. The marshmallows would knock me down and then I'd get up and keep eating them :D

    Nyom, nom nom - marshmallows!


  • #3216
    bootybouncer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 495 ✭✭bootybouncer


    westies4ever wrote: »
    'David Attenborough should've been shot years ago. Who wants to watch stupid animals anyway'

    Guess she doesn't like nature documentaries!

    Attenborough nailed it when he said humans are a plague on this planet........................... spawn


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  • #3217
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    westies4ever wrote: »
    'David Attenborough should've been shot years ago. Who wants to watch stupid animals anyway'

    Guess she doesn't like nature documentaries!

    Eurgh, I know those types. Lived with one of them before.

    A bunch of us were in the room watching Planet Earth when she came in and started going on about "Why would anyone watch that boring stuff!?!" and that only wierdos watch "that creepy old man".

    She demanded to have the TV turned over to Grey's Anatomy and, like the little whipped puss he was, her boyfriend went to change the channel before we stopped him.


  • #3218
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    bootybouncer wrote: »
    Attenborough nailed it when he said humans are a plague on this planet.

    And we're winning!

    People 1 - Nature 0

    In your face, Planet Earth with your weak-ass endangered species and flaky icebergs.


  • #3219
    DAZP93
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭DAZP93


    Eh hem..I see no option for Atari Jaguar in the poll??


  • #3220
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    DAZP93 wrote: »
    Eh hem..I see no option for Atari Jaguar in the poll??

    Yes, because that's what helps make every poll pants pissingly hilarious. Boo to this poll.


  • #3221
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Eurgh, I know those types. Lived with one of them before.

    A bunch of us were in the room watching Planet Earth when she came in and started going on about "Why would anyone watch that boring stuff!?!" and that only wierdos watch "that creepy old man".

    She demanded to have the TV turned over to Grey's Anatomy and, like the little whipped puss he was, her boyfriend went to change the channel before we stopped him.

    I'm surprised at how angry I seem to be feeling reading this


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  • #3222
    Roisy7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭Roisy7


    Sinfonia wrote: »

    I'm surprised at how angry I seem to be feeling reading this

    Me too. All of these people deserve to be mauled by a polar bear...

    I'm off to Dublin zoo on a completely unrelated errand.


  • #3223
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Eurgh, I know those types. Lived with one of them before.

    A bunch of us were in the room watching Planet Earth when she came in and started going on about "Why would anyone watch that boring stuff!?!" and that only wierdos watch "that creepy old man".

    She demanded to have the TV turned over to Grey's Anatomy and, like the little whipped puss he was, her boyfriend went to change the channel before we stopped him.

    Learn stuff? thats for book peoples!


  • #3224
    Motivator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,791 ✭✭✭Motivator


    Just saw this on twitter.

    Face palm.


  • #3225
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Twice in the past 24 hours I've seen the "This is what a real woman looks like" bullshít on facebook. Both people have now been unsubscribed.


  • #3226
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    bootybouncer wrote: »

    Attenborough nailed it when he said humans are a plague on this planet........................... spawn
    But thinking about it, without humans, would it be called a planet, (or a plague), or who would be there to call it anything at all?


  • #3227
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    smash wrote: »
    Twice in the past 24 hours I've seen the "This is what a real woman looks like" bullshít on facebook. Both people have now been unsubscribed.

    grrrrr, makes my blood boil. But then again, my body is "unreal" :D


  • #3228
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "Another thousand likes and my dad quits drugs. Please like"

    Makes you wonder which one of them is on the drugs?


  • #3229
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    starlings wrote: »
    grrrrr, makes my blood boil. But then again, my body is "unreal" :D
    I think I'll post a pic of Jessica Alba and say "This is what a fake woman looks like"


  • #3230
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    "Just past my Arctic driven test"

    got about 65 likes, and a good few positive comments, and then this:
    Good man. Must be tough driving up there in that snow. ❄❄⛄


  • #3231
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    smash wrote: »
    I think I'll post a pic of Jessica Alba and say "This is what a fake woman looks like"

    Or just post her picture and say 'I don't care if she is real or fake, I'm using this for fapping purposes later on.'


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  • #3232
    Whatsernamex33
    Closed Accounts Posts: 843 ✭✭✭Whatsernamex33


    "I love when a girl has a lethal sense of humour and you can just buzz off them all the time :)" - 444 likes.

    "085******* 086******* my mas and nannys number hahahahaha everyone prank them my nannys is the 086 one she's a sleep wake her up she snaps hahahaha" - 748 likes.



    I've no idea how he gets so much likes, for the type of status he puts up. :L some get well over 2k... xD


  • #3233
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Over 3 and a half billon women in the world and there is me like an aul fool makin my own sanwich


  • #3234
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    im invisible wrote: »
    Over 3 and a half billon women in the world and there is me like an aul fool makin my own sanwich

    The woman/sandwich annoys me at this stage. It's the most cliched joke out there. It ranks up there with yore ma and blast him with piss in terms of unfunnyness.


  • #3235
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    im invisible wrote: »
    Over 3 and a half billon women in the world and there is me like an aul fool makin my own sanwich

    would you like that with "real" mayonaise?


  • #3236
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    im invisible wrote: »
    Over 3 and a half billon women in the world and there is me like an aul fool makin my own sanwich

    Sandwiches are shít when other people make them anyway.


  • #3237
    languagenerd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    Someone I know has just shared a photo of a woman on all fours apparently being dragged by her hair out a door (you can't see who's doing the dragging - and to be fair, she doesn't look all that distressed, it's probably a joke photo the group stole from somewhere else), with the caption:
    Are u against women abuse ?? share this if yes


    So - who's getting the punches in the face? The woman? The person dragging her? The people who like the photo? Protesting violence by advocating more violence, that makes sense...


  • #3238
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    languagenerd wrote: »
    Someone I know has just shared a photo of a woman on all fours apparently being dragged by her hair out a door (you can't see who's doing the dragging - and to be fair, she doesn't look all that distressed, it's probably a joke photo the group stole from somewhere else), with the caption:
    Are u against women abuse ?? share this if yes


    So - who's getting the punches in the face? The woman? The person dragging her? The people who like the photo? Protesting violence by advocating more violence, that makes sense...

    Some people really need to learn the difference between abuse and S&M.


  • #3239
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Motivator wrote: »
    Just saw this on twitter.

    Face palm.

    What an absolute tube. He has a photo of his dole form, complete with PPS number on there as well as most snacks he eats. His tagline says it all..."This is m.A.A.d city I run , my NIGGA !!! Im gangster as **** tbh like" Twat.


  • #3240
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    smash wrote: »
    I think I'll post a pic of Jessica Alba and say "This is what a fake woman looks like"

    whats wrong with Jessica Alba? roide


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  • #3241
    starlings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭starlings


    krudler wrote: »
    whats wrong with Jessica Alba? roide

    smash was mad at seeing photos of fat women with the caption "this is what a real woman looks like."


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