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"1,200 euro on make-up for college #happyhappygirl #lovemakeupme"

This girl's in 6th year. And hashtags on Facebook, fail. xD

LOL the height of narcissism :pac:

I just that people still have not noticed that I deleted them as friends weeks ago and apparently they consider me a friend. Well they can go and visit me where the sun don't shine!!!

Tetra wrote: »

"I stole your heart and you stole mine so together we commited the perfect crime an our love has only got better like an aged wine....I love you baby..... "

And we're still over a week away from valentines day, ugh

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Had a girl post up a big long poem thing about her fathers death (10 years ago ) and put up to pass it on and whoever didnt would be deleted off her fb.


I just put up "Your threatning to delete people so they will do what ya want? What are you 5? Well im not passing on nothing.. deleting you now B Y E !

Twit!

When I read your reply, in my mind I hear the voice of a girl with a thick midlands accent. It's very shrill.

This thread is class!

This appeared on my wall last week (a 40 something as well)

Friend 1 posted 'Happy Thursday FB buddies! I'm bored (((( need some entertainment ha ha jokes please xxxxx' Thursday 9.30 am
Friend 2 'Friend 1, get back to work ya lazy cow'
Friend 1 'ha ha ha )))) yur so funny'
Friend 2 'it wasn't a joke!'

Made me laugh out loud.
Entire post deleted that evening.

Someone is getting unfriended for sharing this:

"Son's Last Letter To His Mom.. Will being tears in your eyes

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
U told me not to drink,
Mom,So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.:(

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave."

I mean, how'd he write the letter and he half dead on the ground?

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

also, how can something hit you "like a load" - sure that could be a load of feathers or marshmallows.

I still wouldn't like to get hit by a tonne weight of marshmallows tbh!

Anyway, too many "mom this, mom that", gave me eye strain...

'David Attenborough should've been shot years ago. Who wants to watch stupid animals anyway'

Guess she doesn't like nature documentaries!