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AnonoBoy · 23-01-2013 04:26PM

RubyWoo83 wrote: »

Yes, I lost half of my vocabulary when I had my child. She does do a fantastic job of pooping though so it's worth the trade off :rolleyes:

You certainly lost your ability to ascertain when someone was taking the mick or not. Or perhaps that was a skill you never possessed prior to becoming a parent? :pac:

RubyWoo83 · 23-01-2013 04:31PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You certainly lost your ability to ascertain when someone was taking the mick or not. Or perhaps that was a skill you never possessed prior to becoming a parent? :pac:

And you my dear, obviously do not have the ability to ascertain when someone is using sarcasm :pac:

Chorcai · 23-01-2013 04:50PM

So every now and then I check in on this blocked person, she and her other half (lesbians)...well... it just makes my eyes bleed...

Girl 1: Bring on Sunday

xxxxxxxxxx (with photo of them kissing)
Girl 2: Can't wait shuga loadza millions of them coming ur way

:) xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 1:

cant wait for it baby been way too long

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 2: "Totes" 2 long baby 2 more days and I'll have u in my arms boo

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 1: bring it oooooooooooooooooooon

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 2: Awe yuuuuuuuussss!! Me is very cyted babio

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 1: good baby

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 2: Totes have to exfoliate!! :P xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 1: haha oh totes :P xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 2:

:) u love that shizzle don't lie :P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Girl 1: naw babe totes dig t butchness :P xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

AnonoBoy · 23-01-2013 04:52PM

RubyWoo83 wrote: »

And you my dear, obviously do not have the ability to ascertain when someone is using sarcasm :pac:

Your sarcasm font is broken.

I can fix it for you but as the caveman plumber once said, "Ugh. This not be cheap."

cantdecide · 23-01-2013 04:52PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Check ins are never interesting.

Except when people use it to boast about travelling. _______ is at Dublin airport.

F*** OFF!

AnonoBoy · 23-01-2013 04:55PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Except when people use it to boast about travelling. _______ is at Dublin airport.

F*** OFF!

I know someone who used to check in at Dublin airport all the time. Everyone thought he was a high-flier but he just worked in one of the shops there.

Pilotdude5 · 23-01-2013 04:55PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Check ins are never interesting.

I saw someone check-in at Auschwitz once!!:eek:

kunst nugget · 23-01-2013 05:01PM

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

I saw someone check-in at Auschwitz once!!:eek:

That's gas…

smash · 23-01-2013 05:02PM

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

I saw someone check-in at Auschwitz once!!:eek:

Did they ever check out? :pac:

RubyWoo83 · 23-01-2013 05:06PM

Pilotdude5 wrote: »

I saw someone check-in at Auschwitz once!!:eek:

I did that when I was there

drumslate · 23-01-2013 05:07PM

YOLO

kunst nugget · 23-01-2013 05:11PM

drumslate wrote: »

YOLO

That's what they should have had over the gate of Auschwitz - way more positive than Arbeit macht frei.

rain on · 23-01-2013 05:29PM

cantdecide wrote: »

Except when people use it to boast about travelling. _______ is at Dublin airport.

F*** OFF!

Ha, last time I went on holidays I checked in at the first 3 airports and 2 cities I arrived in, till someone commented "Are you on holidays?" .. I got the message then and stopped

ronan45 · 23-01-2013 05:57PM

So what do you feel when you see someone check in to T2 as you sip your morning coffee in work :cool:

Ziegfeldgirl27 · 23-01-2013 11:57PM

Just passed my driving test! beep beep!

and

Just got a car! BeepBeep!

Posted by two different people. WTF is beep beep? :mad:

xzanti · 24-01-2013 12:04AM

Fire lit, kids fed, house clean... Time to sit down and relax

*clap clap clap*

Well fcuking done.. here's a blue peter badge.

KamiKazeKitten · 24-01-2013 12:07AM

I'm in the wrong lecture and I'm too scared to get up. This is the only thing I came in for.

Oh dear.

Lisha · 24-01-2013 12:10AM

Ziegfeldgirl27 wrote: »

Just passed my driving test! beep beep!

and

Just got a car! BeepBeep!

Posted by two different people. WTF is beep beep? :mad:

Imitating a car on FB like that should mean the silly twits are never allowed to drive

Butterfly25 · 24-01-2013 12:11AM

xzanti wrote: »

*clap clap clap*

Well fcuking done.. here's a blue peter badge.

Yes I see that a lot, one person in particular says she scrubs the house top to bottom everyday...How ****ing dirty is your house?

Apanachi · 24-01-2013 09:37AM

I'm in the wrong lecture and I'm too scared to get up. This is the only thing I came in for.

KamiKazeKitten wrote: »

Oh dear.

hahaha, that's actually funny (only because it's the kind of stupid thing I would do

)

dan1895 · 24-01-2013 11:30AM

BBDBB wrote: »

Can be translated into

which can be roughly translated into

I believe myself to be fairly attractive
I do things my own way my friends

I took a stroll into Cork the other day
I caused a stir amongst the young people of the city that I saw there I can tell you
I tried the traditional preening and eye contact non verbal communication to indicate my availability for mating so that those I saw in Cork would all be aware of my desire for their attention

Thus, young man, be honest, I am certain that you wish to copulate with me.
You are mesmerised by my ritualistic display as I proceed
Well I have some news for you, unfortunately
you have missed the opportunity to win my affection.
Your own amateur attempts at flirtation and sexual prowess will not attract my attention
I will never enter into a meaningful relationship with you, not ever.
My feelings for you will never approach anything like affection, though perhaps I shall taunt with the notion that perhaps they used to at one point in time
May I suggest that the next time you have an opportunity to mate with someone in a similar situation that you grasp the nettle and do so with due urgency and haste

I shall now proceed, enjoying myself and unencumbered by a relationship with yourself.
Philosophically it is frequently said "Que Sera Sera" about life and love
I offer that thought to you as a reason as to why our relationship was unlikely to ever proceed to courtship or intercourse

xx

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ63XGrvLO67u6pe3u9q0hPoHnK9f7RsGQx0HuDHMMtaNaMMNoZ

padd b1975 · 24-01-2013 12:16PM

Ziegfeldgirl27 wrote: »

Just passed my driving test! beep beep!

and

Just got a car! BeepBeep!

Posted by two different people. WTF is beep beep? :mad:

Beep beep I can live with.

People who comment on photos with 'swiss swoo!' should be boiled in oil.

Apanachi · 24-01-2013 12:28PM

In this case "beep beep "means GTF out of my way if you treasure your life

EuskalHerria · 24-01-2013 01:16PM

Seen a comment left on ITV's "This Morning" page.
It's not so much the initial comment, rather the thousands of eye watering comments that just concrete my fears that humanity is doomed, and I for one welcome our ant overlords.

http://www.facebook.com/ThisMorning/posts/10151428910317122

Ihatecuddles-old · 24-01-2013 01:21PM

Nice pair of bangers on her ^

This just popped up on my newsfeed

Comment with the month you were born in and I'll message you telling you about your future lover (100% true)

kunst nugget · 24-01-2013 01:22PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Nice pair of bangers on her ^

This just popped up on my newsfeed

Comment with the month you were born in and I'll message you telling you about your future lover (100% true)

I said March and they told me my future lover would be harey.

Ihatecuddles-old · 24-01-2013 01:24PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I said March and they told me my future lover would be harey.

Hope they didn't mean Harney :P

kunst nugget · 24-01-2013 01:25PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Seen a comment left on ITV's "This Morning" page.
It's not so much the initial comment, rather the thousands of eye watering comments that just concrete my fears that humanity is doomed, and I for one welcome our ant overlords.

http://www.facebook.com/ThisMorning/posts/10151428910317122

I saw her on This Morning. She made me so angry that I couldn't concentrate on the gay lover/brother dilemma on Jeremy Kyle and that was my morning sitting on the couch absolutely ruined…

Lollipops23 · 24-01-2013 01:30PM

EuskalHerria wrote: »

Seen a comment left on ITV's "This Morning" page.
It's not so much the initial comment, rather the thousands of eye watering comments that just concrete my fears that humanity is doomed, and I for one welcome our ant overlords.

http://www.facebook.com/ThisMorning/posts/10151428910317122

I actually had to internalise the groan that almost escaped me when I read that....

dan1895 · 24-01-2013 02:31PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I saw her on This Morning. She made me so angry that I couldn't concentrate on the gay lover/brother dilemma on Jeremy Kyle and that was my morning sitting on the couch absolutely ruined…

Great facebook status right there.

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