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Maths jokes!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 Fatscally
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    Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
    A: An algae-bra.
    I get it! I sooo get it!! It's because she's a mermaid and lives in the sea. She can't just go to Pennies and get her clothes there so she has to make one from algae. Totally!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 Turtwig
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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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    What's purple and commutes? An abelian grape!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 cbirt531


    these jokes are good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 254 IloveConverse
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    Great thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 860 MacGyver007
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    Never argue with a 90-degree angle; it's always right!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,150 bnt
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    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 sponsoredwalk
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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,217 biko
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    Thebody, you may want to check before you post. The dummies post was posted before you (p244) ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,150 bnt
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    From Hobotopia:

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    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 m0ynihan
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    Why don't triangles use sun beds? Cos it's a Sin to Tan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 Davidius
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    Why is the republican mathematician's favourite group Z31?
    Because then 26+6=1.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,164 Capt'n Midnight
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    From YLYL

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 Colours
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    From YLYL

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    That's brilliant! And would make a really good aid for enabling students to get an intuitive feel for what the algebraic expression of Pythagoras' Theorem states.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,141 Yakuza
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    From YLYL

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    What witchcraft is this? Obviously a fake, as Pythagoras relates to lines, not area or volumes...
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    (Kidding! It's a great visual aid - I'll get my coat)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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    As usual, stolen from YLYL:

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ray giraffe
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,645 TheBody
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