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Maths jokes!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭ Fatscally


    Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
    A: An algae-bra.
    I get it! I sooo get it!! It's because she's a mermaid and lives in the sea. She can't just go to Pennies and get her clothes there so she has to make one from algae. Totally!


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,577 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Turtwig


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


    What's purple and commutes? An abelian grape!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15 cbirt531


    these jokes are good!


  • Registered Users Posts: 254 ✭✭ IloveConverse


    Great thread!


  • Registered Users Posts: 860 ✭✭✭ MacGyver007


    Never argue with a 90-degree angle; it's always right!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,841 ✭✭✭✭ bnt


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    We are afraid to put men to live and trade each on his own private stock of reason; because we suspect that this stock in each man is small.

    -- Edmund Burke



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭ sponsoredwalk


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators Posts: 81,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭ biko


    Thebody, you may want to check before you post. The dummies post was posted before you (p244) ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,841 ✭✭✭✭ bnt


    From Hobotopia:

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    We are afraid to put men to live and trade each on his own private stock of reason; because we suspect that this stock in each man is small.

    -- Edmund Burke



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭ m0ynihan


    Why don't triangles use sun beds? Cos it's a Sin to Tan.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭ Davidius


    Why is the republican mathematician's favourite group Z31?
    Because then 26+6=1.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 168 ✭✭ Colours


    From YLYL

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    That's brilliant! And would make a really good aid for enabling students to get an intuitive feel for what the algebraic expression of Pythagoras' Theorem states.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭ Yakuza


    From YLYL

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    What witchcraft is this? Obviously a fake, as Pythagoras relates to lines, not area or volumes...
    (Kidding! It's a great visual aid - I'll get my coat)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


    As usual, stolen from YLYL:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭ ray giraffe


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭ TheBody


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