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Maths jokes!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭Fatscally


    Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
    A: An algae-bra.
    I get it! I sooo get it!! It's because she's a mermaid and lives in the sea. She can't just go to Pennies and get her clothes there so she has to make one from algae. Totally!


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


    What's purple and commutes? An abelian grape!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15 cbirt531


    these jokes are good!


  • Registered Users Posts: 254 ✭✭IloveConverse


    Great thread!


  • Registered Users Posts: 860 ✭✭✭MacGyver007


    Never argue with a 90-degree angle; it's always right!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,948 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Stolen from you laugh you lose:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Thebody, you may want to check before you post. The dummies post was posted before you (p244) ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,948 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    From Hobotopia:

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    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭m0ynihan


    Why don't triangles use sun beds? Cos it's a Sin to Tan.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Why is the republican mathematician's favourite group Z31?
    Because then 26+6=1.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,537 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users Posts: 168 ✭✭Colours


    From YLYL

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    That's brilliant! And would make a really good aid for enabling students to get an intuitive feel for what the algebraic expression of Pythagoras' Theorem states.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,141 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    From YLYL

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    What witchcraft is this? Obviously a fake, as Pythagoras relates to lines, not area or volumes...
    (Kidding! It's a great visual aid - I'll get my coat)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


    As usual, stolen from YLYL:

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  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭ray giraffe


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭TheBody


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