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Maths jokes!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭ Feeona


    What's really annoyin'?






    An upside down six


    (This joke doesn't work as well when it's written down!)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭ Fremen


    (Shamelessly stolen from mathoverflow)

    Let [latex] \int f = \int_0^x f(u) du [/latex]

    Solve

    [latex] \int f = f - 1 [/latex].

    Solution:

    factor out the f from the integral

    [latex] f \int = f - 1 [/latex]

    Re-arrange:

    [latex] f = \frac{1}{1 - \int} [/latex]

    expand the right in a geometric series

    [latex] f = 1 + \int_0^x + (\int_0^x)^2 + \dots [/latex]

    [latex] f = 1 + \int_0^x + \int_0^x( \int_0^x dx) dx + \dots [/latex]

    [latex] f = 1 + x + x^2/2 + \dots [/latex]

    [latex] f = e^x [/latex]

    QED


  • Registered Users Posts: 21 xRodge


    One i remember my maths teacher telling us a LONG time ago:

    What did the cat say when he slid down a rough inclined plane?
    Mu


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,208 ✭✭✭ Économiste Monétaire


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭ sponsoredwalk


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,473 ✭✭✭ doc_17


    Not quite a joke but it happened and I thought it was funy.

    A few months back my nephew came in on Friday evening and was all chuffed with himself - he got 10 out of 10 in a spelling test.

    The next Friday he came in and his mum asked him how he did in his weekely spelling test. "I didn't do as well this week - i only got 8 out of 8"


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    I don't mind trigonometry problems.

    Normally only takes me a few secs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,487 ✭✭✭✭ steddyeddy


    Well I would love to join in but I failed so many maths tests I cant even count


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,724 ✭✭✭ take everything


    Sherifu wrote: »
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    Priceless.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,724 ✭✭✭ take everything


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    Was actually expecting crappy jokes but some of these have me laughing my ar$e off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 119 ✭✭ click_here!!!


    If you look at 3.14 (pi) in the mirror, it looks kindof like PI.E!!
    I don't have a picture of it though.:(


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭ JamJamJamJam


    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 was a registered six offender.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭ Fremen


    There's an algorithm in geometry known as the Cox-Zucker machine.

    /thread


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    from https://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=70251762&postcount=8052
    lurker here. this was doing my head in!
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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,618 ✭✭✭ Grudaire


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭ Pygmalion


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭ resistantdoor


    A line was telling me how he only ever got touched once in his life....and then he went off on a tangent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭ sponsoredwalk




  • Registered Users Posts: 90 ✭✭ red_red_wine


    doc_17 wrote: »
    Not quite a joke but it happened and I thought it was funy.

    A few months back my nephew came in on Friday evening and was all chuffed with himself - he got 10 out of 10 in a spelling test.

    The next Friday he came in and his mum asked him how he did in his weekely spelling test. "I didn't do as well this week - i only got 8 out of 8"

    At least your nephew is a child....

    My dad used to work as a polling station supervisor during the General Elections. One year (this would have been in the 90s), one of the prospective candidates came up to him as the evening was drawing to a close. The candidate asked how the turnout had been.

    ''Oh excellent'' replied Dad ''We're almost up to a hundred and ten per cent.''

    ''God, that's great'' said the candidate and away he went. He was subsequently elected and went on to become a Junior Minister :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 65 ✭✭ hevsuit


    If i were Sinx^2, and you were Cosx^2, we'd be 1 nomatter what.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,081 ✭✭✭ LeixlipRed


    The way you've written that is wrong which makes it all the more hilariously bad :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,618 ✭✭✭ Grudaire


    Kudos to Capt'n Mightnight, this is shamelessly stolen from YLYL
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    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭ Fremen


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 86,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    another from YLYL
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭ KnifeWRENCH


    Why are gay men great at group theory?
    They satisfy the Tits alternative!


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