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Penis pictures on your phone

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  • #32
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    ifeelill wrote: »
    What a catch .......

    This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...


  • #33
    mashedbanana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭mashedbanana


    My husband regularly sends me pictures of his knob. Like I'm gonna forget what it looks like...


  • #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    cojomo2 wrote: »
    a 4 incher! I'd keep that to yourself.

    More than. More than.


  • #35
    mel1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭mel1


    Took a pic of my boobs once to send to my husband!

    Accidently sent it to me Da-in-law.:eek:


  • #36
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    mel1 wrote: »
    Took a pic of my boobs once to send to my husband!

    Accidently sent it to me Da-in-law.:eek:

    Pics of Da-in-law or GTFO>


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  • #37
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    I dont have pictures of my dick on my phone as its an ugly looking thing but I am paranoid of people looking through my gallery.

    Its illogical as I dont have any questionable images in there but still I get aprehensive :(


  • #38
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,266 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Especially not then!
    if ya stick little ears on it?


  • #39
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,266 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    TwoShedsJackson wrote: »
    This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...
    cool username!


  • #40
    Logical_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Logical_Bear


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Penises are not cute!

    hence the saying 'dick ugly'


  • #41
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    BBDBB wrote: »
    does it have to be my own penis or...?

    Thanks you made me smile


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  • #42
    mel1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭mel1


    TwoShedsJackson wrote: »
    Pics of Da-in-law or GTFO>

    Sorry i wasnt aware i was in the gentle-mans-club!:D


  • #43
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,121 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Penises are not cute!

    And when you add a scrotum to the whole package. Certainly the ugliest appendage on the body, little wonder its tucked away in a dark corner out of harms way.


  • #44
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,623 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Really common among the younger lads and girls actually. It's only a laugh anyway :D

    I can understand taking a picture and sending it to interested parties in a moment of unexpected radnyness.. but not saving an image of it just in case the need pops up, so to speak :P

    I must be getting old =(


  • #45
    Casillas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Casillas




  • #46
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »
    More than. More than.
    That usually means 4.1.


  • #47
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    I accidentally went into the pictures on my friend's phone before and found pictures of her and her then boyfriend naked. What has been seen can never be unseen...


  • #48
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Penises are not cute!

    yore ma say's different.


  • #49
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I can understand taking a picture and sending it to interested parties in a moment of unexpected radnyness.. but not saving an image of it just in case the need pops up, so to speak :P

    I must be getting old =(

    I kind of agree with that tbh, but I couldn't be arsed to delete them and I just take new ones instead of digging threw a heap of photos.

    Lazy sexting is where it's at :D


  • #50
    Juicyfruit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭Juicyfruit


    I bought a phone off a guy recently enough and he restored it to factory settings to get rid of all his content from it. Or so he thought.
    All I'll say is, He likes to take pictures of his penis. And various other things I'm sure he'd not want a complete stranger to see.

    Good times.

    Moral of the story? if you're a budding penis photographer and you decide to sell on your phone, double check to make sure you've actually deleted everything!


  • #51
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    seamus wrote: »
    Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.
    Sounds like you've had some bad experiences :pac:

    I only have 47 photos of my penis on my phone. Better take more so it's an even number!


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  • #52
    GoldenLight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    Rigol wrote: »
    No...but if I did it would be a shadow/silhouette penis pic shot at a side profile angle.
    Black silhouette on white background, make it like some penis version of the apple trademark.


    Although putting it in black would probably be exaggeration. A bit ambitious.

    Easier to do that in Photoshop ;) Why would someone send you a penis shot, it would be of no use what so ever, oh hold on unless your phone had a really good vibrate mode.

    I now trying to work out if I could ever use that phone again for general phone use, like ringing my mother, or even worse what if my father asked to borrow it for a phone call to his mother (my gran)

    NO NO to cock shots, it can go way to bizarrely wrong :eek:


  • #53
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »
    I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

    I had to buy a 10" tablet :rolleyes:


  • #54
    irishgirl19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

    This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...

    You read my mind.don't know who rabidlamb but knew it would be gauss straight away.


  • #55
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Penises are not cute!

    Even when I draw an adorable face on the head?


    No?


    I'll draw some tears on his eyes so *cough*


  • #56
    shooter69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭shooter69


    Dont forget to trim back the pubes before taking the money shot..,you know what they say.."the shorter the grass, the taller the tree looks....." ;)


  • #57
    omega man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,474 ✭✭✭omega man


    Doom wrote: »

    I had to buy a 10" tablet :rolleyes:

    Didn't realise viagra came in that size.........


  • #58
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I've a picture of a massive cock on my phone. Cowen was opening a local leisure center and I snapped a shot.


  • #59
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    pmcmahon wrote: »

    yore ma say's different.
    Original


  • #60
    mr_edge_to_you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you


    Back in my day we had to fax them.


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  • #61
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    This is my pens in Vegas right now!!


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