Penis pictures on your phone

Gauss · 23-11-2012 05:42PM #1

Do you keep photos of your penis on your phone? I have taken photos to send to girlfriends but would never keep it stores on the phone as that's a disaster waiting to happen. It's more common than many most would think.

BBDBB · 23-11-2012 05:43PM

does it have to be my own penis or...?

WoollyRedHat · 23-11-2012 05:45PM

No I take pictures of my nose, and send that. Close shots, side shots, upside down shots, inside my nose. I'm so dirty!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 23-11-2012 05:45PM

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

SafeSurfer · 23-11-2012 05:45PM

More common than you think? To be honest I never thought about how many people have pictures of their knobs on their phone.

seamus · 23-11-2012 05:45PM

Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.

super_furry · 23-11-2012 05:46PM

Psssst. He's a narc!

Sky King · 23-11-2012 05:46PM

I take loads of pictures of my pens. My favorite is the bic blue one. Man I must have that one like, two weeks now!

WoollyRedHat · 23-11-2012 05:46PM

SafeSurfer wrote: »

More common than you think? To be honest I never thought about how many people have pictures of their knobs on their phone.

It probably occured to him when he was yanking the chain over a picture of his own penis.

Gauss · 23-11-2012 05:49PM

You really don't want to be showing your holiday photos to your family and friends only to flick across a picture of your baton.

ScumLord · 23-11-2012 05:49PM

I carry my penis around with me at all times so I can just show it to anyone I want, no need to take a picture.

ElleEm · 23-11-2012 05:50PM

Penises are not cute!

blahfckingblah · 23-11-2012 05:50PM

What is wrong with you?

LostBoy101 · 23-11-2012 05:51PM

Well this is weird..

BBDBB · 23-11-2012 05:52PM

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

not even if they are small and furry?

ElleEm · 23-11-2012 05:54PM

BBDBB wrote: »

not even if they are small and furry?

Especially not then!

Funglegunk · 23-11-2012 05:55PM

I just take pictures of big pink slugs instead. Women love that ****!

Ush1 · 23-11-2012 05:55PM

seamus wrote: »

Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.

You need to hang out with some more Tallaght women so!:pac:

My name is URL · 23-11-2012 05:55PM

Gauss wrote: »

It's more common than many most would think.

You keep telling yourself that, champ :pac:

jester77 · 23-11-2012 05:57PM

I'll wait until they start selling 8 inch screens so that I can get it in one shot.

Gauss · 23-11-2012 05:58PM

jester77 wrote: »

I'll wait until they start selling 8 inch screens so that I can get it in one shot.

Those cows are far away sunshine.

cojomo2 · 23-11-2012 05:59PM

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

a 4 incher! I'd keep that to yourself.

Gauss · 23-11-2012 06:00PM

It's important to take numerous shots until you find the most flattering shot.

Rigol · 23-11-2012 06:05PM

No...but if I did it would be a shadow/silhouette penis pic shot at a side profile angle.
Black silhouette on white background, make it like some penis version of the apple trademark.

Although putting it in black would probably be exaggeration. A bit ambitious.

Lenin Skynard · 23-11-2012 06:17PM

Gauss wrote: »

You really don't want to be showing your holiday photos to your family and friends only to flick across a picture of your baton.

You could always combine the two. Like "Here's my penis at the Taj Mahal" and "Here's my penis at the Eiffel Tower". If you were being creative, you could get a good angle in Mahattan and place your penis into the New York skyline where the towers used to be.

Mr Benevolent · 23-11-2012 06:24PM

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

You might need one of those optical zoom attachments.

On topic, yes, I regularly send out penile updates and photos of it in various states of tumescence. My granny says it's shocked her out of a drink induced coma many a time.

1ZRed · 23-11-2012 06:28PM

Yep. I've built up quite a few in the last while, and sure sexting is great craic when you're bored.

stoneill · 23-11-2012 06:28PM

I had my penis on my phone once, but it got caught in the rotary dial thing.
It was a while ago.

Fattes · 23-11-2012 06:29PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

1ZRed · 23-11-2012 06:32PM

My name is URL wrote: »

You keep telling yourself that, champ :pac:

Really common among the younger lads and girls actually. It's only a laugh anyway

ifeelill · 23-11-2012 06:34PM

Gauss wrote: »

I have taken photos to send to girlfriends.

What a catch .......

Penis pictures on your phone

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