Penis pictures on your phone

Gauss

Do you keep photos of your penis on your phone? I have taken photos to send to girlfriends but would never keep it stores on the phone as that's a disaster waiting to happen. It's more common than many most would think.

BBDBB

does it have to be my own penis or...?

WoollyRedHat

No I take pictures of my nose, and send that. Close shots, side shots, upside down shots, inside my nose. I'm so dirty!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

SafeSurfer

More common than you think? To be honest I never thought about how many people have pictures of their knobs on their phone.

seamus

Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.

super_furry

Psssst. He's a narc!

Sky King

I take loads of pictures of my pens. My favorite is the bic blue one. Man I must have that one like, two weeks now!

WoollyRedHat

SafeSurfer wrote: »

More common than you think? To be honest I never thought about how many people have pictures of their knobs on their phone.

It probably occured to him when he was yanking the chain over a picture of his own penis.

Gauss

You really don't want to be showing your holiday photos to your family and friends only to flick across a picture of your baton.

ScumLord

I carry my penis around with me at all times so I can just show it to anyone I want, no need to take a picture.

ElleEm

Penises are not cute!

blahfckingblah

What is wrong with you?

LostBoy101

Well this is weird..

BBDBB

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

not even if they are small and furry?

ElleEm

BBDBB wrote: »

not even if they are small and furry?

Especially not then!

Funglegunk

I just take pictures of big pink slugs instead. Women love that ****!

Ush1

seamus wrote: »

Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.

You need to hang out with some more Tallaght women so!:pac:

My name is URL

Gauss wrote: »

It's more common than many most would think.

You keep telling yourself that, champ :pac:

jester77

I'll wait until they start selling 8 inch screens so that I can get it in one shot.

Gauss

jester77 wrote: »

I'll wait until they start selling 8 inch screens so that I can get it in one shot.

Those cows are far away sunshine.

cojomo2

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

a 4 incher! I'd keep that to yourself.

Gauss

It's important to take numerous shots until you find the most flattering shot.

Rigol

No...but if I did it would be a shadow/silhouette penis pic shot at a side profile angle.
Black silhouette on white background, make it like some penis version of the apple trademark.


Although putting it in black would probably be exaggeration. A bit ambitious.

Lenin Skynard

Gauss wrote: »

You really don't want to be showing your holiday photos to your family and friends only to flick across a picture of your baton.

You could always combine the two. Like "Here's my penis at the Taj Mahal" and "Here's my penis at the Eiffel Tower". If you were being creative, you could get a good angle in Mahattan and place your penis into the New York skyline where the towers used to be.

Mr Benevolent

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

You might need one of those optical zoom attachments.

On topic, yes, I regularly send out penile updates and photos of it in various states of tumescence. My granny says it's shocked her out of a drink induced coma many a time.

1ZRed

Yep. I've built up quite a few in the last while, and sure sexting is great craic when you're bored.

stoneill

I had my penis on my phone once, but it got caught in the rotary dial thing.
It was a while ago.

Fattes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

1ZRed

My name is URL wrote: »

You keep telling yourself that, champ :pac:

Really common among the younger lads and girls actually. It's only a laugh anyway

ifeelill

Gauss wrote: »

I have taken photos to send to girlfriends.

What a catch .......

TwoShedsJackson

ifeelill wrote: »

What a catch .......

This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...

mashedbanana

My husband regularly sends me pictures of his knob. Like I'm gonna forget what it looks like...

4zn76tysfajdxp

cojomo2 wrote: »

a 4 incher! I'd keep that to yourself.

More than. More than.

mel1

Took a pic of my boobs once to send to my husband!

Accidently sent it to me Da-in-law.:eek:

TwoShedsJackson

mel1 wrote: »

Took a pic of my boobs once to send to my husband!

Accidently sent it to me Da-in-law.:eek:

Pics of Da-in-law or GTFO>

wandatowell

I dont have pictures of my dick on my phone as its an ugly looking thing but I am paranoid of people looking through my gallery.

Its illogical as I dont have any questionable images in there but still I get aprehensive

Ash.J.Williams

ElleEm wrote: »

Especially not then!

if ya stick little ears on it?

Ash.J.Williams

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...

cool username!

Logical_Bear

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

hence the saying 'dick ugly'

tfitzgerald

BBDBB wrote: »

does it have to be my own penis or...?

Thanks you made me smile

mel1

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Pics of Da-in-law or GTFO>

Sorry i wasnt aware i was in the gentle-mans-club!:D

RikkFlair

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

And when you add a scrotum to the whole package. Certainly the ugliest appendage on the body, little wonder its tucked away in a dark corner out of harms way.

My name is URL

1ZRed wrote: »

Really common among the younger lads and girls actually. It's only a laugh anyway

I can understand taking a picture and sending it to interested parties in a moment of unexpected radnyness.. but not saving an image of it just in case the need pops up, so to speak :P

I must be getting old =(

Casillas

ScumLord

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

More than. More than.

That usually means 4.1.

Aoifey!

I accidentally went into the pictures on my friend's phone before and found pictures of her and her then boyfriend naked. What has been seen can never be unseen...

Celly Smunt

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

yore ma say's different.

1ZRed

My name is URL wrote: »

I can understand taking a picture and sending it to interested parties in a moment of unexpected radnyness.. but not saving an image of it just in case the need pops up, so to speak :P

I must be getting old =(

I kind of agree with that tbh, but I couldn't be arsed to delete them and I just take new ones instead of digging threw a heap of photos.

Lazy sexting is where it's at

Juicyfruit

I bought a phone off a guy recently enough and he restored it to factory settings to get rid of all his content from it. Or so he thought.
All I'll say is, He likes to take pictures of his penis. And various other things I'm sure he'd not want a complete stranger to see.

Good times.

Moral of the story? if you're a budding penis photographer and you decide to sell on your phone, double check to make sure you've actually deleted everything!

smash

seamus wrote: »

Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.

Sounds like you've had some bad experiences :pac:

I only have 47 photos of my penis on my phone. Better take more so it's an even number!