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Penis pictures on your phone

Gauss

Do you keep photos of your penis on your phone? I have taken photos to send to girlfriends but would never keep it stores on the phone as that's a disaster waiting to happen. It's more common than many most would think.

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TwoShedsJackson

ifeelill wrote: »

What a catch .......

This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...

mashedbanana

My husband regularly sends me pictures of his knob. Like I'm gonna forget what it looks like...

4zn76tysfajdxp

cojomo2 wrote: »

a 4 incher! I'd keep that to yourself.

More than. More than.

mel1

Took a pic of my boobs once to send to my husband!

Accidently sent it to me Da-in-law.:eek:

TwoShedsJackson

mel1 wrote: »

Took a pic of my boobs once to send to my husband!

Accidently sent it to me Da-in-law.:eek:

Pics of Da-in-law or GTFO>

wandatowell

I dont have pictures of my dick on my phone as its an ugly looking thing but I am paranoid of people looking through my gallery.

Its illogical as I dont have any questionable images in there but still I get aprehensive

Ash.J.Williams

ElleEm wrote: »

Especially not then!

if ya stick little ears on it?

Ash.J.Williams

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...

cool username!

Logical_Bear

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

hence the saying 'dick ugly'

tfitzgerald

BBDBB wrote: »

does it have to be my own penis or...?

Thanks you made me smile

mel1

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Pics of Da-in-law or GTFO>

Sorry i wasnt aware i was in the gentle-mans-club!:D

RikkFlair

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

And when you add a scrotum to the whole package. Certainly the ugliest appendage on the body, little wonder its tucked away in a dark corner out of harms way.

My name is URL

1ZRed wrote: »

Really common among the younger lads and girls actually. It's only a laugh anyway

I can understand taking a picture and sending it to interested parties in a moment of unexpected radnyness.. but not saving an image of it just in case the need pops up, so to speak :P

I must be getting old =(

Casillas

ScumLord

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

More than. More than.

That usually means 4.1.

Aoifey!

I accidentally went into the pictures on my friend's phone before and found pictures of her and her then boyfriend naked. What has been seen can never be unseen...

Celly Smunt

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

yore ma say's different.

1ZRed

My name is URL wrote: »

I can understand taking a picture and sending it to interested parties in a moment of unexpected radnyness.. but not saving an image of it just in case the need pops up, so to speak :P

I must be getting old =(

I kind of agree with that tbh, but I couldn't be arsed to delete them and I just take new ones instead of digging threw a heap of photos.

Lazy sexting is where it's at

Juicyfruit

I bought a phone off a guy recently enough and he restored it to factory settings to get rid of all his content from it. Or so he thought.
All I'll say is, He likes to take pictures of his penis. And various other things I'm sure he'd not want a complete stranger to see.

Good times.

Moral of the story? if you're a budding penis photographer and you decide to sell on your phone, double check to make sure you've actually deleted everything!

smash

seamus wrote: »

Fairly sure the last thing anyone wants to see is a picture of a penis. Note to guys - when you send a girl a picture of your cock, she shows it to all her mates, and they all laugh at it. Seriously. No woman looks at your pathetic dong and starts rubbing herself with glee.

Sounds like you've had some bad experiences :pac:

I only have 47 photos of my penis on my phone. Better take more so it's an even number!

GoldenLight

Rigol wrote: »

No...but if I did it would be a shadow/silhouette penis pic shot at a side profile angle.
Black silhouette on white background, make it like some penis version of the apple trademark.

Although putting it in black would probably be exaggeration. A bit ambitious.

Easier to do that in Photoshop

Why would someone send you a penis shot, it would be of no use what so ever, oh hold on unless your phone had a really good vibrate mode.

I now trying to work out if I could ever use that phone again for general phone use, like ringing my mother, or even worse what if my father asked to borrow it for a phone call to his mother (my gran)

NO NO to cock shots, it can go way to bizarrely wrong :eek:

Doom

Pierce Prehistoric Narcotic wrote: »

I would but my iPhone 4S's screen is too small. Have to wait until I get the iPhone 5.

I had to buy a 10" tablet :rolleyes:

irishgirl19

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

This guy is a bleedin' spoofer. I saw the thread title and thought 'this'll most likely have been posted by either Gauss or Rabidlamb' and lo and behold...

You read my mind.don't know who rabidlamb but knew it would be gauss straight away.

c_man

ElleEm wrote: »

Penises are not cute!

Even when I draw an adorable face on the head?

No?

I'll draw some tears on his eyes so *cough*

shooter69

Dont forget to trim back the pubes before taking the money shot..,you know what they say.."the shorter the grass, the taller the tree looks....."

omega man

Doom wrote: »

I had to buy a 10" tablet :rolleyes:

Didn't realise viagra came in that size.........

Pottler

I've a picture of a massive cock on my phone. Cowen was opening a local leisure center and I snapped a shot.

EoghanIRL

pmcmahon wrote: »

yore ma say's different.

Original

mr_edge_to_you

Back in my day we had to fax them.

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