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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Grown adults who call their parents Mummy and Daddy really, really, creep me out.
    Mom is mommy if I want her attention. Dad is daddy as that's what we call him! I know it creeps some people out but people call their mom mam and I don't like it, each to their own!!

    Only 2 days of work left :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Ella


    This is gonna freak some out BUT my mam has a corner jacuzzi which could fit at least 3 people in it. That bathsex is awesome :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭pampootie


    Ladies I have a question. Never had a massage before, and have a full body one booked for tomorrow. Have just found out though that I have to hop in the car straight away after and drive 2 hours. Aside from the fact that I'll probably tense up again immediately and undo all the benefit, will I not be a bit ick from massage oil and whatnot? Need to look presentable ish when I get to where I'm going!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    awec wrote: »
    About once a week does the trick. :P
    Wuboo he won't smell tomorrow!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I don't have a bath in my house, and would trust my housemates to keep it clean anyway :pac:

    Last time I had a bath was my birthday cause I was in a hotel and it's the law. My boyfriend fed me chocolates. I want to go back to that moment!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Baths are boring.
    German mock exams are boring.
    I don't think I got 99% this time haha

    baths alone are boring ;)


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kylan Odd Cowboy


    Pamp I feel umpresentable after for sure but bring a hairbrush and all should be ok. How presentable?
    Bath sex is ok. Baths alone boring candles or otherwise!

    I'm so tired, on way home now. Dinner plz


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    awec wrote: »
    About once a week does the trick. :P


    Urgh :D
    WinterSong wrote: »
    You can't say that and not elaborate :pac:

    Something to do with the water and people getting stuck, can't quite remember, I remember thinking it wasn't for me :)
    pampootie wrote: »
    Ladies I have a question. Never had a massage before, and have a full body one booked for tomorrow. Have just found out though that I have to hop in the car straight away after and drive 2 hours. Aside from the fact that I'll probably tense up again immediately and undo all the benefit, will I not be a bit ick from massage oil and whatnot? Need to look presentable ish when I get to where I'm going!

    You'll be oil free, so don't worry about that.
    The relaxation from the massage should calm you down in the car.
    Pembily wrote: »
    Wuboo he won't smell tomorrow!!

    Date night?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    pampootie wrote: »
    Ladies I have a question. Never had a massage before, and have a full body one booked for tomorrow. Have just found out though that I have to hop in the car straight away after and drive 2 hours. Aside from the fact that I'll probably tense up again immediately and undo all the benefit, will I not be a bit ick from massage oil and whatnot? Need to look presentable ish when I get to where I'm going!


    Ask for your face and scalp not to be massaged. Unless, can you pin your hair back, as in completely back? It'll look very greasy after a massage.

    You shouldn't feel too ick. I use very little oil as you can't get deep into muscles if you use a bucket load of oil.

    Don't forget to drink PLENTY of water afterwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,565 ✭✭✭Cerulean Chicken


    I hate baths, was always too tall to have one in regular house baths, then the odd times I did have one I found them boring. I love a hot tub, but baths, meh. Our bath here is a dumping ground for broken bathroom tiles.


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    Ask for your face and scalp not to be massaged. Unless, can you pin your hair back, as in completely back? It'll look very greasy after a massage.

    You shouldn't feel too ick. I use very little oil as you can't get deep into muscles if you use a bucket load of oil.

    Don't forget to drink PLENTY of water afterwards.

    DUH i read it as a back massage, not a full body massage.

    Ignore my waffling in other post :)


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kylan Odd Cowboy


    We ignore you anyway don't worry
    I mean... *cough*
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    bluewolf wrote: »
    We ignore you anyway don't worry
    I mean... *cough*
    :D

    Wagon:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭shalalala


    Bath sex is amazing, shame I haven't got a bath. :(

    I would advise not having a massage before something important. I tend to get greasy hair and feel so relaxed I can't think straight.


  • Administrators Posts: 55,461 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭awec


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭WinterSong


    Goodnight everyone! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭pampootie


    cheers guys! I have to be presentable enough. Hmmn. It's a citydeal thing so I might see if they'll let me move it past the expiration date on the voucher, sure if not I'll ask them not to do my face or scalp. Or feet, as they're more like hooves at the moment and I'm all paranoid about people seeing them, never mind having to touch them. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    I call my mum 'mummykins' in public, just to get her back for all the embarrassing things she does to me


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    bluewolf wrote: »
    We ignore you anyway don't worry
    I mean... *cough*
    :D

    I know.

    /cries.


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kylan Odd Cowboy


    My mum calls me 'kins' and will never stop :mad:
    she is mum or mammy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    I call my mum 'mummykins' in public, just to get her back for all the embarrassing things she does to me

    My brother occasionally calls our mother "Mumsy dearest."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Ella


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    I call my mum 'mummykins' in public, just to get her back for all the embarrassing things she does to me
    I get Jamie to call my older sis Nana when we're in public :D


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kylan Odd Cowboy


    Stheno wrote: »
    I know.

    /cries.

    There, there. Someone cares. Probably.

    *hugs* ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Stheno wrote: »
    Date night?
    Technically we have never been on a date :eek:
    Lucyfur wrote: »
    Ask for your face and scalp not to be massaged. Unless, can you pin your hair back, as in completely back? It'll look very greasy after a massage.

    You shouldn't feel too ick. I use very little oil as you can't get deep into muscles if you use a bucket load of oil.

    Don't forget to drink PLENTY of water afterwards.
    +1, just ask to leave out the head and focus on other areas, they totally understand as I have asked it before.
    pampootie wrote: »
    cheers guys! I have to be presentable enough. Hmmn. It's a citydeal thing so I might see if they'll let me move it past the expiration date on the voucher, sure if not I'll ask them not to do my face or scalp. Or feet, as they're more like hooves at the moment and I'm all paranoid about people seeing them, never mind having to touch them. :)
    They have seen it all :P


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    bluewolf wrote: »

    *hugs* ;)

    Ah jesus, you know I hate hugs :(

    That's just pure evil.


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kylan Odd Cowboy


    Pembily wrote: »
    Technically we have never been on a date :eek:


    +1, just ask to leave out the head and focus on other areas, they totally understand as I have asked it before.

    Ahh, I see.
    /nod

    :D

    sth, didn't know sorry! Do you really hate them or just pretend like ella


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    Ilyana, i forgot to say in the PM that i hope you are ok! x

    And Pixie, im really sorry to here and i hope you are ok too x

    So, ive been crying a lot lately only because my confidence has hit rock bottom after trying to build it up the past few months while struggling with the depression and all that. Cried for a good bit the last few days because ive been so upset and im still upset.

    There is this superficial bitch i know. She was nice enough at the start until she showed her true colours, she pretty much thinks a size 12 is obese :mad: which it clearly isnt and the girl herself is a 8-10. And she also doesnt like me because i am fat. So monday she seriously crossed the line. And she goes on about weight and that she goes i dont understand how people can let themselves get so big...its disgusting..blah blah blah and at the end "God, i hope you arent offended or anything..."

    Now, this pissed me off. And i told her she has no right to talk about weight when she has never had an issue with weight, and i ate the face off her. And i've been pretty much really depressed since because it genuinely hurt so much and i NEVER let these things get to me i let them slide coz i know im a big girl but she just took it to a new level and now i feel like a beached whale and i am not looking forward to my graduation on friday because i will feel so horrible about myself. Bitch!

    And i also cant find my camera charger, i dont have a hair appointment, and im working til late on thursday and have to be in Dublin early friday. Im stressed out and there is crap happening with my dad and its stressing the whole family out because it wasnt his fault and this bitch clearly committing fraud but they cant prove it and we are all stressed out so much.

    **** sake!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    pampootie wrote: »
    cheers guys! I have to be presentable enough. Hmmn. It's a citydeal thing so I might see if they'll let me move it past the expiration date on the voucher, sure if not I'll ask them not to do my face or scalp. Or feet, as they're more like hooves at the moment and I'm all paranoid about people seeing them, never mind having to touch them. :)

    Don't be worrying about your feet, seriously. Once they're not infectious, we really don't mind what they look like...well I don't...prob cos I have no beauty training :pac:

    Face and scalp is really really nice, so think about having it and whipping your hair back:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Ahh, I see.
    /nod

    :D

    You fecking fecker!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭shalalala


    Pembily wrote: »
    Technically we have never been on a date :eek:

    How?! We try to have one every week. :)


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