Caught ****

TerrorFirmer · 19-11-2012 07:29PM

Pretty sure it was on boards I read about the wondrous danger **** which involved calling your mother midst **** and attempting to finish before she reached your room.

Honestly, it never ceases to amaze me how people shock in even in this desensitized day of the internet.

Wacker The Attacker · 19-11-2012 07:34PM

Really sweaty **** are superb

smash · 19-11-2012 07:40PM

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Pretty sure it was on boards I read about the wondrous danger **** which involved calling your mother midst **** and attempting to finish before she reached your room.

If you read it on boards he probably said he'd call yer ma's name so she could finish him.

UDP · 19-11-2012 07:42PM

NegativeCreep · 19-11-2012 07:43PM

Came very close to being caught a few times but I've never actually been caught. I wouldn't mind if a friend caught me but I'd die if it was a family member!

0ph0rce0 · 19-11-2012 07:43PM

Was up on the bed on my knees, pulling like a mad thing to some quality porn.

Granny walks in

Jumped so high I nearly hit the roof, managed to put it away quick enough, said I was doing jumping jacks.

All the while some woman on the TV shouting "OH YEAH **** MY DIRTY ASS"

Horrible experience

Wacker The Attacker · 19-11-2012 07:54PM

zenno wrote: »

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I can't figure out why some people would be uncomfortable with seeing each other masturbating ? sure how do they manage to have sex in that case or rise to the occasion if not doing something to turn each other on ?. Many question marks on this.

True. I love watching my better half ****. If that doesnt put you in the mood nothing will

stop animal cruelty · 19-11-2012 07:58PM

wandatowell wrote: »

I was caught **** to the Bangbang Babes on Sky at about 2pm on day by my mam.

Well, I fell asleep with my cock in my hand and she came home from work, walked into the living room, turned the tv off and didnt bother wakin me........ Its never been talked about in the house thank god,

haha the picture in my head of that :L:L

beaver111 · 19-11-2012 08:12PM

brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

must be good at it

Blondini · 19-11-2012 08:37PM

Lock the door. FFS.

Lone Stone · 19-11-2012 08:43PM

i was caught several times mostly on the dart.

kfallon · 19-11-2012 08:45PM

Lone Stone wrote: »

i was caught several times mostly on the dart.

I think you are looking for the "caught without a ticket" thread

downwesht · 19-11-2012 10:11PM

Mods will have to make this thread a "sticky"....:o

I'll get me coat.............

randylonghorn · 19-11-2012 10:11PM

Lone Stone wrote: »

i was caught several times mostly on the dart.

Well, I've heard the expression "giving her a dart", but never heard of giving yourself one ...

bob the bob · 20-11-2012 08:46AM

Sariah wrote: »

Myself and dh gave up **** 8 years ago. Up to that we were both mad into it. Has definitely improved our sex life as we rely on each other for all our sexual gratification.

No way your husband has given it up.

Jimoslimos · 20-11-2012 09:00AM

MaxSteele wrote: »

Ah now, I have me own Fire exits in place.

Volume set between 25 and 30, cut off the loudness equalization under enhancements in the audio properties, cursor hovering above the neighbouring tab or on the x, tissue on the right hand side and we're flying :cool:

Earphones FTW. Wear in one ear and the other ear 'cocked' towards the door

Sariah · 20-11-2012 01:20PM

Why do you say that Bob? Why say he hasn't but believe that I possibly have. I have a much higher sex drive than him. We made a joint decision, it wasnt a case of me not "allowing" him to. If he wants to **** he can and there is nothing I can do about that but we made the decision for particular reasons and so far have stuck to it.

Wacker The Attacker · 21-11-2012 11:54AM

You cant the post **** cup of tea. Awesome.

I didnt **** into the tea BTW

davet82 · 21-11-2012 01:04PM

wánkers thread

monkeysnapper · 22-11-2012 08:49AM

nbar12 wrote: »

A mate of mine was having a Tom Hank watching porn on the computer. Later on in the day his sister screamed his name and he legged it up to her to see what was wrong. He had somehow cum all over the mouse that she had just touched and he panicked by saying it was his flem!

I sh1t you not, 9-10 months later she had her first, unplanned baby. We were convinced she had gone to pleasure herself and had in fact impregnated herself with her brothers sperm. Those thoughts were dashed when the baby didn't look deformed!

I think I need to go get counselling after reading that .

cloud493 · 22-11-2012 09:13AM

I don't masturbate :cool:

toexpress · 22-11-2012 09:14AM

bob the bob wrote: »

No way your husband has given it up.

you just burst the poor girls bubble!!

markad1 · 22-11-2012 09:25AM

What's the most sensitive part of your body when having a ****.......

your ear

CruelCoin · 22-11-2012 09:57AM

Been caught by the missus.

No biggy, she joined in.

Drumpot · 22-11-2012 12:08PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

I wonder does Tom Hanks know his name is a rhyming euphemism for self abuse...

Barry White could only ever dream of being a euphemism for a **** . .

Caught ****

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