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    #62
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    Sir Pompous Righteousness wrote: »
    I just can't understand why couples, who are in a sexual relationship, aren't comfortable with seeing each other masturbating.

    cause it would be hard to explain to my wife im thinking about a 18 year old sweedish porn star and im making her a new arse hole.........


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    #63
    Light Switch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    Light Switch wrote: »
    I got thrown out of an apartment complex with my first GF when i was 15......

    how high was it :D

    About 6 inches. ;)


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    #64
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Sure you get a bad case of the Blueballs if you don't have an allied Irish regularly.
    Never been caught though.


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    #65
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Mate of mine was caught by his sister going at himself on the bedroom floor, his awful excuse:

    "I was doing sit ups!"

    not the type of lad who does sit ups....the sister told everyone!


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    #66
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    mother caught me once but that wasn't the worst part. the worst part was the next six months every time she was walking towards my room she'd knock very very loudly on the wall as she approached


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    #67
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I don't **** soooo :-/


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    #68
    Real Life
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Real Life


    df1985 wrote: »
    Mate of mine was caught by his sister going at himself on the bedroom floor, his awful excuse:

    "I was doing sit ups!"

    not the type of lad who does sit ups....the sister told everyone!

    did the sister give him a hand?


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    #69
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,185 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Guys, next time you get caught in the shower, just be honest

    "It's my penis and I'll wash it as fast as I like"


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    #70
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,116 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I don't **** soooo :-/

    Did you lose a hand?:(


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    #71
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Did you lose a hand?:(
    No, but I lie :p


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    #72
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    I was caught **** to the Bangbang Babes on Sky at about 2pm on day by my mam.


    Well, I fell asleep with my cock in my hand and she came home from work, walked into the living room, turned the tv off and didnt bother wakin me........ Its never been talked about in the house thank god,


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    #73
    beeroclock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭beeroclock


    mkdon05 wrote: »
    I knew a lad who got caught in his bedroom by his sister. He was freaked that he didnt get to finish so he went out his back garden and climbed up a tree. He started going at himself again whilst sitting up on a branch, when his Ma shouted out at him, he got a fright and fell out of the tree with his lad hangin out! Awkwardness ensued

    Also when i was in college, i went into the jacks for a Barry White. Sitting on the pot I could see the shadows on the ground of the fella in the next stall pullin the stomach outta himself. I had a bus receipt in my pocket, so I wrote on it "No ****" and chucked it underneath the partition. I was out of my stall before him and was washing my hands. His stall door flings open and he was quicker than Usain Bolt to the exit. Dirty git went back to his class with a stench of love truncheon of his digits.


    Can you please refrain from posting on this interweb site thingy Im i stitches reading this


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    #74
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    I don't need to **** but i'm a wanker none the less. :D


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    #75
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    20 seconds in
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XurNuM-tB20


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    #76
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Sir Pompous Righteousness wrote: »
    I just can't understand why couples, who are in a sexual relationship, aren't comfortable with seeing each other masturbating.

    I couldn't see it been a problem for many people, feeling left out would probably be a problem for some people.


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    #77
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    Originally Posted by Sir Pompous Righteousness viewpost.gif
    I just can't understand why couples, who are in a sexual relationship, aren't comfortable with seeing each other masturbating.

    1210m5g wrote: »
    I couldn't see it been a problem for many people, feeling left out would probably be a problem for some people.

    :confused: I can't figure out why some people would be uncomfortable with seeing each other masturbating ? sure how do they manage to have sex in that case or rise to the occasion if not doing something to turn each other on ?. Many question marks on this.


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    #78
    Strada
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭Strada


    Marcus_Crassus wrote: »
    Ah sure it's happened to the best of us.

    My dad walked in on me with my hand down my trousers and Scary Movie 2 paused on a bit where the birds walked down the stairs in suspenders. He just walked out. I was about 15, was mortified, and felt like jumping out the window. Couldn't look him in the eye for weeks. Played Metal Gear Solid 2 straight after, so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining and all that.


    For feck sake your dad is probably still ****. Im a dad of adult daughters and I am a big wanker, love nothing more than a good tug to porn or a good BJ by an escort. Done the Aer Lingus, Ryanair and Singapore Airlines mile high ****. Used to love a good **** while driving a van in a previous job some sensation. Car is not the same.


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    #79
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Strada wrote: »
    For feck sake your dad is probably still ****. Im a dad of adult daughters and I am a big wanker, love nothing more than a good tug to porn or a good BJ by an escort. Done the Aer Lingus, Ryanair and Singapore Airlines mile high ****. Used to love a good **** while driving a van in a previous job some sensation. Car is not the same.

    What have your daughters got to do with anything? :confused:


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    #80
    BizzyC
    Registered Users Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭BizzyC


    ^^^
    Hopefully just to indicate his age.

    Years back in secondary school we were having a party early in the afternoon before my mates parents got home. He passed out drunk, so the lads decided to strip him naked, leave him on the couch in the front room and put a tape of porn on TV (pre-DVD).
    We left then before his parents came home, with the granny.

    He doesn't remember much, but he woke up that night in his own bed with a vague memory of his Dad helping him walk through the house to his room.


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    #81
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    When my Dad was mid to late 60s, I used to often turn on the skybox to find it on one of the old 900 channels. He used to somehow manage to press the reminder button on some of them too and they'd pop up on the sky planner when you'd be looking for something you recorded yourself! He was never great at covering his tracks! :D

    Never really decided on whether Im abit disgusted or proud of him tbh!


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    #82
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    You know you're getting old when you need to set a reminder to watch a bit of porn.


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    #83
    phoenix999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 581 ✭✭✭phoenix999


    My sister walked in on my brother **** in front of the computer. He thought he had locked the door....he hadn't. She then proceeded to tell everyone in the house what she had seen. Mum didnt talk to him for a week.


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    #84
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Agricola wrote: »
    When my Dad was mid to late 60s, I used to often turn on the skybox to find it on one of the old 900 channels. He used to somehow manage to press the reminder button on some of them too and they'd pop up on the sky planner when you'd be looking for something you recorded yourself! He was never great at covering his tracks! :D

    Never really decided on whether Im abit disgusted or proud of him tbh!

    You're defo proud. He was a man and he wasn't ashamed of the fact so he didn't even feel the need to cover his tracks. Legend. :cool:


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    #85
    rgmmg
    Registered Users Posts: 537 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    One of the lads in work was having a go at himself in the toilet at home. He thought he'd locked the door. But he hadn't. Has Dad bust at which point my mate,trousers round his ankles, threw himself on the ground declaring "I've got a thorn in my side. It's really sore" He got married a few years later during which the song "Thorn in My Side" was played by the best man :)


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    #86
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Danger **** is totally overrated.

    **** with a piece of fruit or vegetable up your arse is way better


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    #87
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    Danger **** is totally overrated.

    Whenever I see the term "danger ****", I always imagine some lad having a **** during a battle, like on the beaches of Normandy during WWII.


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    #88
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Suas11 wrote: »
    Whenever I see the term "danger ****", I always imagine some lad having a **** during a battle, like on the beaches of Normandy during WWII.

    **** private ryan


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    #89
    Sariah
    Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭Sariah


    Myself and dh gave up **** 8 years ago. Up to that we were both mad into it. Has definitely improved our sex life as we rely on each other for all our sexual gratfication.

    In saying that I once decided to a have a **** at my desk in work. I didnt get to orgasm as someone walked over. A few years later I met the person who interrupted me and told him what i had been doing. He had wondered alright.


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    #90
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    I went to the Doctor's last week and he said.."You'll have to stop ****".I said "Why?".He replied.."Cause your upsetting all the patients in the Waiting Room".


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    #91
    Piliger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,741 ✭✭✭Piliger


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    Admit we have all been caught at it at some stage
    Ehhhhh ... no .... never :cool:


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