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    #92
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Pretty sure it was on boards I read about the wondrous danger **** which involved calling your mother midst **** and attempting to finish before she reached your room.

    Honestly, it never ceases to amaze me how people shock in even in this desensitized day of the internet.


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    #93
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Really sweaty **** are superb


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    #94
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Pretty sure it was on boards I read about the wondrous danger **** which involved calling your mother midst **** and attempting to finish before she reached your room.
    If you read it on boards he probably said he'd call yer ma's name so she could finish him.


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    #95
    UDP
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    #96
    NegativeCreep
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    Came very close to being caught a few times but I've never actually been caught. I wouldn't mind if a friend caught me but I'd die if it was a family member!


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    #97
    0ph0rce0
    Registered Users Posts: 3,936 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Was up on the bed on my knees, pulling like a mad thing to some quality porn.

    Granny walks in :o

    Jumped so high I nearly hit the roof, managed to put it away quick enough, said I was doing jumping jacks. ;)

    All the while some woman on the TV shouting "OH YEAH **** MY DIRTY ASS"


    Horrible experience :o


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    #98
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    zenno wrote: »
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    :confused: I can't figure out why some people would be uncomfortable with seeing each other masturbating ? sure how do they manage to have sex in that case or rise to the occasion if not doing something to turn each other on ?. Many question marks on this.


    True. I love watching my better half ****. If that doesnt put you in the mood nothing will


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    #99
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    wandatowell wrote: »
    I was caught **** to the Bangbang Babes on Sky at about 2pm on day by my mam.


    Well, I fell asleep with my cock in my hand and she came home from work, walked into the living room, turned the tv off and didnt bother wakin me........ Its never been talked about in the house thank god,

    haha the picture in my head of that :L:L


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    #100
    beaver111
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I've never been caught...

    must be good at it


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    #101
    Blondini
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    Lock the door. FFS.


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    #102
    Lone Stone
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    i was caught several times mostly on the dart.


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    #103
    kfallon
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    Lone Stone wrote: »
    i was caught several times mostly on the dart.

    I think you are looking for the "caught without a ticket" thread


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    #104
    downwesht
    Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    Mods will have to make this thread a "sticky"....:o




    I'll get me coat.............


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    #105
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lone Stone wrote: »
    i was caught several times mostly on the dart.
    Well, I've heard the expression "giving her a dart", but never heard of giving yourself one ...


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    #106
    bob the bob
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭bob the bob


    Sariah wrote: »
    Myself and dh gave up **** 8 years ago. Up to that we were both mad into it. Has definitely improved our sex life as we rely on each other for all our sexual gratification.


    No way your husband has given it up.


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    #107
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    MaxSteele wrote: »
    Ah now, I have me own Fire exits in place.

    Volume set between 25 and 30, cut off the loudness equalization under enhancements in the audio properties, cursor hovering above the neighbouring tab or on the x, tissue on the right hand side and we're flying :cool:
    Earphones FTW. Wear in one ear and the other ear 'cocked' towards the door


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    #108
    Sariah
    Registered Users Posts: 89 ✭✭Sariah


    Why do you say that Bob? Why say he hasn't but believe that I possibly have. I have a much higher sex drive than him. We made a joint decision, it wasnt a case of me not "allowing" him to. If he wants to **** he can and there is nothing I can do about that but we made the decision for particular reasons and so far have stuck to it.


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    #109
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    You cant the post **** cup of tea. Awesome.

    I didnt **** into the tea BTW


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    #110
    davet82
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    wánkers thread


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    #111
    monkeysnapper
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    nbar12 wrote: »
    A mate of mine was having a Tom Hank watching porn on the computer. Later on in the day his sister screamed his name and he legged it up to her to see what was wrong. He had somehow cum all over the mouse that she had just touched and he panicked by saying it was his flem!

    I sh1t you not, 9-10 months later she had her first, unplanned baby. We were convinced she had gone to pleasure herself and had in fact impregnated herself with her brothers sperm. Those thoughts were dashed when the baby didn't look deformed!

    I think I need to go get counselling after reading that .


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    #112
    cloud493
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    I don't masturbate :cool:


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    #113
    toexpress
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    bob the bob wrote: »
    No way your husband has given it up.

    you just burst the poor girls bubble!!


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    #114
    markad1
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    What's the most sensitive part of your body when having a ****.......:confused:
    your ear :D


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    #115
    CruelCoin
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    Been caught by the missus.

    No biggy, she joined in.


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    #116
    Drumpot
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    suicide_circus wrote: »
    I wonder does Tom Hanks know his name is a rhyming euphemism for self abuse...

    Barry White could only ever dream of being a euphemism for a **** . .


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