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Weekend benders- bad news?

  • 09-11-2012 1:16pm
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    Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    I was out last night with 6 lads from work, have today off so it was a no holds barred contest. Sucking down shots and pints until 3 am. I woke up today feeling surprisingly good considering the fact that I don't remember getting home. Anyway eating a bit of a fry watching some tv earlier I got a text from one of the crew from last night telling me he'd be over with a litre bottle Jameson soon to get things started for tonight. I of course said go for it.

    The thing is we're off out tomorrow night as well and I'm sure there'll be whiskey on Sunday too. So what of these weekends spent in a cloud of drunkeness? Are they a symptom of an underlying problem or just a bit of craic as long as it's occasional?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    YOLO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    _88_ wrote: »
    I was out last night with 6 lads from work, have today off so it was a no holds barred contest. Sucking down shots and pints until 3 am. I woke up today feeling surprisingly good considering the fact that I don't remember getting home. Anyway eating a bit of a fry watching some tv earlier I got a text from one of the crew from last night telling me he'd be over with a litre bottle Jameson soon to get things started for tonight. I of course said go for it.

    The thing is we're off out tomorrow night as well and I'm sure there'll be whiskey on Sunday too. So what of these weekends spent in a cloud of drunkeness? Are they a symptom of an underlying problem or just a bit of craic as long as it's occasional?

    Once the underlying problem of hemorrhoids don't get too large that you can't sit without shuffling then you'll be grand!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    Personally, I think that wasting a load of money on overpriced drink and suffering for it the next day is a pretty shít way to waste a weekend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,373 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Yeah, be a bender 24/7, better for you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    _88_ wrote: »
    I got a text from one of the crew

    Fo schizzle, dawg.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    _88_ IS GOING ON A MAD WEEKEND BENDER WITH "THE LADS" AND WANTS TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT!

    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭Tefral


    Go hard or go home


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The correct term is homosexuals ffs

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Ha ive been munching pills since last night.... seems this course of action shall prevail.


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    Ha ive been munching pills since last night.... seems this course of action shall prevail.

    You're on E?


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lilian Young Tariff


    You're so cool, OP. I wish I were like you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 264 ✭✭mariano rivera


    what ever happened to drinking pints/ cans of beer?


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    bluewolf wrote: »
    You're so cool, OP. I wish I were like you.

    http://www.savory.de/stus_blog_pix/sarcasm%20meter.jpg


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,610 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    It's threads such this that shows up the chink in the "thinly veiled..." ban.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭Red_Wake


    Nah, myself and the lairy boys go facking mental every weekend.

    Unless I'm pulling a booooooord, I'm ON IT as much as I can be!

    *drives Honda Civic w/ alloys to nearest off licence


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭Ando's Saggy Bottom


    "Crew."

    OP must work on a ship. Ahoy mateys etc.

    Or maybe he's a Ryanair trolley dolly, hence his obsession with benders.


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    Myself and two others are old friends from school and the other three all went to college with us so it's not like we'd be sitting in silence, but yeah the drink does help get things rolling, pretty sure we'd be a lot more reserved if we weren't all 9 pints in and bloody loving it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭dollypet


    Balls to the wall kid!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    _88_ wrote: »
    Myself and two others are old friends from school and the other three all went to college with us so it's not like we'd be sitting in silence, but yeah the drink does help get things rolling, pretty sure we'd be a lot more reserved if we weren't all 9 pints in and bloody loving it!

    Ross? Is that really you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Fuck the begrudgers and go for it but remember......The Fear will be bad on Monday.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 735 ✭✭✭joydivision


    Its not a problem op until you are boring everyone with a look at me Im so awesome I drank a whole weekend schpake . Oh hang maybe you and your crew should catch a meeting brath .


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    zerks wrote: »
    Fuck the begrudgers and go for it but remember......The Fear will be bad on Monday.

    Yeah the fear's a big thing on the Mondi!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Would you not stay in and watch the Late Late Show instead?


  • Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    _88_ wrote: »
    Myself and two others are old friends from school and the other three all went to college with us so it's not like we'd be sitting in silence, but yeah the drink does help get things rolling, pretty sure we'd be a lot more reserved if we weren't all 9 pints in and bloody loving it!

    I detect a certain incoherence in your numerical accounting, OP. Your original post spoke of a bender WITH SIX guys, but the description above does not compute- several scenarios therefore present
    1. You have had an out-of-body experience and counted yourself twice.
    2. You have become so dissipated that you are hallucinating
    3.You work in banking/finance and are unable to count
    4. You are making this sh*t up as you go along, Dawwwwgggg.
    In any event, may I take this opportunity to wish you well in your endeavours, or, as your companions might say, party on dude.


  • Registered Users Posts: 388 ✭✭Rob32


    Joe prim wrote: »
    I detect a certain incoherence in your numerical accounting, OP. Your original post spoke of a bender WITH SIX guys, but the description above does not compute- several scenarios therefore present
    1. You have had an out-of-body experience and counted yourself twice.
    2. You have become so dissipated that you are hallucinating
    3.You work in banking/finance and are unable to count
    4. You are making this sh*t up as you go along, Dawwwwgggg.
    In any event, may I take this opportunity to wish you well in your endeavours, or, as your companions might say, party on dude.

    Actually read OP, never mind!


  • Registered Users Posts: 97 ✭✭reginald


    A bender with 6 lads ??

    Blue Oyster bar is calling


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    Joe prim wrote: »
    I detect a certain incoherence in your numerical accounting, OP. Your original post spoke of a bender WITH SIX guys, but the description above does not compute- several scenarios therefore present
    1. You have had an out-of-body experience and counted yourself twice.
    2. You have become so dissipated that you are hallucinating
    3.You work in banking/finance and are unable to count
    4. You are making this sh*t up as you go along, Dawwwwgggg.
    In any event, may I take this opportunity to wish you well in your endeavours, or, as your companions might say, party on dude.

    Wow...cringy.


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    reginald wrote: »
    A bender with 6 lads ??

    Blue Oyster bar is calling

    We're out on the gowl prowl I can assure you haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Doesn't sound like you actually work much... where are these lads from again?


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  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    smash wrote: »
    Doesn't sound like you actually work much

    Would love to know how you came up with that gem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    _88_ wrote: »
    Would love to know how you came up with that gem
    Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday drinking...


  • Site Banned Posts: 13 _88_


    smash wrote: »
    Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday drinking...

    Work Monday to Friday but I took today off, bit of a mini holiday in the middle of nowhere. Anyway, I'm off, the Jameson is here. We'll be balls deep in each other high fiving within in the hour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭turtleshead


    _88_ wrote: »
    We'll be balls deep in each other high fiving within in the hour.

    How does that work?

    Just wondering.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,476 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    I would imagine they are a symptom of immaturity and/or lack of focus on anything else in life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    _88_ wrote: »
    We'll be balls deep in each other

    Hang on now you didn't mention this part earlier...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    _88_ wrote: »
    We'll be balls deep in each other high fiving within in the hour.

    Literally, weekend benders... :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    "Crew."

    OP must work on a ship. Ahoy mateys etc.

    Or maybe he's a Ryanair trolley dolly, hence his obsession with benders.
    That could well explain the "weekend benders" if that's the case :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    People using the word "cringe" makes me... whither in embarrassment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    scumbag op has a life...

    hope ye get liver disease :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    humberklog wrote: »
    It's threads such this that shows up the chink in the "thinly veiled..." ban.

    Ah here. Great bunch o'lads.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    _88_ wrote: »
    Yeah the fear's a big thing on the Mondi!
    Do you honestly think spelling Monday like that looks cooler?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,972 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Drinking shots is for immature idiots.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    _88_ wrote: »
    Sucking down shots and pints until 3 am.

    Twas an early night so.

    What is wrong with you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    _88_ wrote: »
    Yeah the fear's a big thing on the Mondi!
    *adds to list of hated words/phrases*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    The Celtic Tiger days are back again. WooHoo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    reginald wrote: »
    A bender with 6 lads ??

    Blue Oyster bar is calling
    davet82 wrote: »
    scumbag op has a life...

    hope ye get liver disease :P

    So in summary going on a three day drinking bender with your male friends means you're a gay and/or a scumbag?

    Where did ye learn that then, while watching a Sex and the City weekend with your sisters.

    FFS I fully expect that ye both the type of people who drives a Mini copper or a VW Beetle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    So in summary going on a three day drinking bender with your male friends means you're a gay and/or a scumbag?

    I think the quote about him being balls beep in his mate makes him gay.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Which one are you OP?
    Damo or Ivor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    So in summary going on a three day drinking bender with your male friends means you're a gay and/or a scumbag?

    Where did ye learn that then, while watching a Sex and the City weekend with your sisters.

    FFS I fully expect that ye both the type of people who drives a Mini copper or a VW Beetle.

    :confused: joke...

    i'm just jealous he is goin out on the beer and has friends...

    i forget what thats like :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 787 ✭✭✭Emeraldy Pebbles


    Fo schizzle, dawg.

    J...Jesse?


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