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Weekend benders- bad news?

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    #62
    Higher
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    Kev_2012 wrote: »
    I was on a stag in Galway a few weeks back and met 2 aussie girls who told me that there was a saying in Australia " Go hard or go home!" :rolleyes: and started drinking a jagerbomb each, I then straight away asked the barman for a triple jager and redbull, mixed it together and said "We also have a saying here in Ireland, 'Let's drink until the alcohol in our systems destroys our livers and kills us' ", downed my drink and walked away. *SWISH*

    And after walking away from these aussie chicks you went home and wanked yourself to sleep.


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    #63
    [Deleted User]
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    I like to go out on drinking sessions and not tell the whole world about it.


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    #64
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    There's no such thing as a weekend bender your ether gay or your not no matter what your friend is telling you.


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    #65
    smash
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    Kev.OC wrote: »

    And illegal, for what it's worth.
    Sorry, what?


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    #66
    _88_
    Site Banned Posts: 13 ✭_88_


    Well that was a nice night, ended up in a cell with something called an adult caution for an assault which didn't even take place. Suppose I'll be slashing the aul wrists tomorrow!


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    #67
    Namlub
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    Oh just shut up.


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    #68
    _88_
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    Namlub wrote: »
    Oh just shut up.

    I'm actually serious...but thanks for the support...


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    #69
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    _88_ wrote: »
    Well that was a nice night, ended up in a cell with something called an adult caution for an assault which didn't even take place. Suppose I'll be slashing the aul wrists tomorrow!
    _88_ wrote: »
    I'm actually serious...but thanks for the support...

    Well, you'll be guaranteed the balls deep part now anyway


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    #70
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    _88_ wrote: »
    I'm actually serious...but thanks for the support...
    Making a joke of suicide ain't funny, troll or not.

    If you do actually have problems there are plenty of places (not AH) you can find support. Even if you have mental health issues and want to discuss them in a light-hearted manner in AH - try here
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056481009


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    #71
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    _88_ wrote: »
    Well that was a nice night, ended up in a cell with something called an adult caution for an assault which didn't even take place. Suppose I'll be slashing the aul wrists tomorrow!


    Ending up in a cell is definitely not good. But what the hell happened anyway? Did you kill a man? Or perhaps you were out "worrying sheep"? They'll lock you up for life in some parts for that kind of carry on.

    Tell us your story, as the auld triangle, goes jingle jangle......


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    #72
    lufties
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    zerks wrote: »
    Fuck the begrudgers and go for it but remember......The Fear will be bad on Monday.

    I don't remember getting the fear when I was 17 :-D

    In my mid twenties started to pay for hangovers.


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    #73
    _88_
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    I'm seriously worried now. Anybody know what an adult caution is? How serious is it?


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    #74
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Trying to make yourself out to be an Internet hero OP?

    Try harder. Re-re troll banned.


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