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Face kicker

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  • #52
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    :pac:

    He/she have the highest ratio of thanks per post ever. :pac:

    I thought that title went to the guy who wrote the Madman (aka Trent) stories?


  • #53
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I think theres an age where these kind of thread pass over your head. This must be what its like for old people when their grand children show them how you use an Ipad = :confused:


  • #54
    GoldenLight
    Registered Users Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    I thought that title went to the guy who wrote the Madman (aka Trent) stories?

    but Trent wasn't Face Kicker, so if you get confused about either one, really how are they legends (and have rights to their own threads and rights to be legends)??


  • #55
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    facekicker was brilliant, it was one of those you had to be on boards that night to see how funny it was, those threads are few and far between but when they do come around they're what makes AH so fcuking funny at times.


  • #56
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    hardCopy wrote: »
    He's been back for a few weeks now.

    This is the single best piece of news I have had in I don't know how long!


  • #57
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    I once witnessed a guy kick another guy in the face while shopping near O'Connell Street.

    The poor kicked in face dude was trying to mack on some girl and the face kicker walked up, mumbled something, and did a roundhouse to the face.

    I was like woooah.

    Then miraculously the Garda walked around the corner and was like, "c'mere son".

    Then I was like, dude just ninja kicked that other dude in the face and all he got was a "c'mere son" and a lecture.


  • #58
    mickdw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,462 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Chucken wrote: »
    http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/58872_10151080854706621_1178190555_n.jpg


    Now that is funny


  • #59
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Killer Wench wrote: »
    I once witnessed a guy kick another guy in the face while shopping near O'Connell Street.

    The poor kicked in face dude was trying to mack on some girl and the face kicker walked up, mumbled something, and did a roundhouse to the face.

    I was like woooah.

    Then miraculously the Garda walked around the corner and was like, "c'mere son".

    Then I was like, dude just ninja kicked that other dude in the face and all he got was a "c'mere son" and a lecture.

    Ah leave ih ou.
    Was that really you?


  • #60
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    Is a Facekicker not a term for oral sex between two men?


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  • #61
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Why is this considered legendary?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3244909

    It's ****.

    Everything you need to know about this legend is in a story about an emperor and his new clothes.


  • #62
    iamstop
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,536 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    I thought you needed a minimum or 10 or 20 or something posts before you could start a thread. Is this not the case? Or perhaps is wasn't then?

    https://open.spotify.com/album/69JKwCcZGdLqX4Upj3DwP7



  • #63
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    I wonder is he still among us...


  • #64
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    Stroll wrote: »
    I wonder is he still among us...

    He is a mod over in MMA


  • #65
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    Oh really, What's his new name? :confused:


  • #66
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    It was really all about the timing of his first post. People were discussing whether laughing at someone else's misfortune was natural or horrible. And then BAM!


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  • #67
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    Stroll wrote: »
    Oh really, What's his new name? :confused:

    No one will tell, as you may get a kick in the face for outing him.


  • #68
    Barry Barry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 494 ✭✭Barry Barry


    brummytom wrote: »
    The only time the words 'Coldplay' and 'brilliant' should ever be used in a sentence is, 'I've got some brilliant news: Coldplay and all of their fans have been horrifically killed'.

    Or 'coldplay are not brilliant'

    but the are


  • #69
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    Spiritual wrote: »
    No one will tell, as you may get a kick in the face for outing him.

    Oh ok, crazy stuff indeed!!!


  • #70
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    Barry Barry wrote: »
    Or 'coldplay are not brilliant'

    but the are
    .


  • #71
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Pighead is the best.

    Also, that fellow who fights for justice from the shadows. I haven't seen him post in such a long while I can't reme,ber his username. The ......somthing


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  • #72
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    ...Citizen???


  • #73
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    'a question for Pighead' is probably my favourite one of the 'legendary' threads, it was just such a perfect combination of stupid OP + amazing comeback + spelling coincidence


  • #74
    Nulty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,838 ✭✭✭Nulty


    I just realised that s/he (he) made 5 posts but only 4 are registered on his history. Prison?


  • #75
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Stroll wrote: »
    Oh really, What's his new name? :confused:


    jesus... Talk about missing the point.


  • #76
    gobnaitolunacy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    yeppydeppy wrote: »
    What's farmer baby?

    Wikipedia came up with 'Baby Farming'.

    I'm assuming that's not it.


  • #77
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    gobnaitolunacy wrote: »
    Wikipedia came up with 'Baby Farming'.

    I'm assuming that's not it.


    Baby farming - hahaha - someone linked to explanation on previous page.


  • #78
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    phasers wrote: »
    'a question for Pighead' is probably my favourite one of the 'legendary' threads, it was just such a perfect combination of stupid OP + amazing comeback + spelling coincidence


    Was it a co-incidence though? I don't think so..


  • #79
    daveyeh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    It was really all about the timing of his first post. People were discussing whether laughing at someone else's misfortune was natural or horrible. And then BAM!


    10 out of 10 answer. No vague "you're not cool enough to understand / you had to be there" answer. Now it kind of makes sense.


  • #80
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    phasers wrote: »
    'a question for Pighead' is probably my favourite one of the 'legendary' threads, it was just such a perfect combination of stupid OP + amazing comeback + spelling coincidence

    The thing with the Pighead one was that the OP just didn't know when to stop. He just went on and on, even long after Pighead stopped replying. He should of just knocked boards off and went to lick his wounds, because he was hurting badly!


  • #81
    Conchir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭Conchir


    Just after having a look at face kicker's profile page. His stats say five posts, but only four are coming up for me. Anyone know the "missing" post? :O


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  • #82
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    brummytom wrote: »
    The only time the words 'Coldplay' and 'brilliant' should ever be used in a sentence is, 'I've got some brilliant news: Coldplay and all of their fans have been horrifically killed', by FaceKicker

    FYP

    21/25



  • #83
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,476 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    Anybody have that post that was on the soccer forum about someones wife was having a baby and some fella said something like...."I reckon she'll have it, eventually".

    Was f*cking classic!


  • #84
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Ush1 wrote: »
    Anybody have that post that was on the soccer forum about someones wife was having a baby and some fella said something like...."I reckon she'll have it, eventually".

    Was f*cking classic!

    Wut?


  • #85
    summerskin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    GoldenLight wrote: »
    Non hear is a story that I heard from the 1960's, it a story so I don't no if it's true or not. But it fits in to being a legend.

    Ok back in the early 1960's some time, some low life criminal was called Wack the Knive. By news reports at the time he was a bit of a coward, until he's first kill, (or thought of kill) he was a shy sentive and intelligent guy called Jimmy Le Harda, a french boy, who arrived on the shores of Ireland at the age of 8.

    During his time in trying to make friends here in Ireland, he actually got the nixname Wack, purly out of frustration of people not understanding him and basically taking the piss out of him.

    Now 7 years in this is where the story begins, Wack's life became so fustrating, that when he finally meet someone who understood him "Clare", she told him that people need to protect each other, he agreed.

    Wack how started carrying a knive, to protect his loved ones and himself,
    He just ending up playing the knive card wrong, vegtables are great **thumbs up**

    How did Super Harry Barry actually make a case against Wack the Knive, but you would need me to tell Stories and what Harry Barry knew to do to imprision him, but that's another story :)


    dafuq did i just read???


  • #86
    Ush1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,476 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Wut?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=70025790&postcount=22

    Found it.


  • #87
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    knucklehead6 wrote: »


    jesus... Talk about missing the point.

    Yea I know... anyway quick question for you, and I want you to think deeply about this. What was the exact purpose of you going to the effort of typing and posting that comment???


  • #88
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Stroll wrote: »
    Yea I know... anyway quick question for you, and I want you to think deeply about this. What was the exact purpose of you going to the effort of typing and posting that comment???


    it was no effort at all. All part of the service.


  • #89
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    i only wish that the thank button was still on that post.


  • #90
    blaze1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    13,668 views to the profile that has been banned for 7 years. Legend.


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  • #91
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    knucklehead6 wrote: »
    it was no effort at all. All part of the service.

    Well done.


  • #92
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    He was a face kicking leg-end. :pac:


  • #93
    caste_in_exile
    Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭caste_in_exile


    Face-kicker. Agent provocateur


  • #94
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Stroll wrote: »
    Yea I know... anyway quick question for you, and I want you to think deeply about this. What was the exact purpose of you going to the effort of typing and posting that comment???
    Stroll wrote: »
    Well done.

    The point of you posting that comment was much better?


  • #95
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    The point of you posting that comment was much better?

    Exactly, but slightly less than yours.


  • #96
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    And this is the most meaningless comment of all. :cool:


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  • #97
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    And this is the most meaningless comment of all. :cool:

    I actually had a point originally but who cares anyway lets not take the internet seriously... carry on!!!


  • #98
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    We're all going to heaven lads, waheyy!


  • #99
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    Topper Harley wrote: »
    We're all going to heaven lads, waheyy!

    Can't wait.


  • #100
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    GoldenLight wrote: »
    Non hear is a story that I heard from the 1960's, it a story so I don't no if it's true or not. But it fits in to being a legend.

    Ok back in the early 1960's some time, some low life criminal was called Wack the Knive. By news reports at the time he was a bit of a coward, until he's first kill, (or thought of kill) he was a shy sentive and intelligent guy called Jimmy Le Harda, a french boy, who arrived on the shores of Ireland at the age of 8.

    During his time in trying to make friends here in Ireland, he actually got the nixname Wack, purly out of frustration of people not understanding him and basically taking the piss out of him.

    Now 7 years in this is where the story begins, Wack's life became so fustrating, that when he finally meet someone who understood him "Clare", she told him that people need to protect each other, he agreed.

    Wack how started carrying a knive, to protect his loved ones and himself,
    He just ending up playing the knive card wrong, vegtables are great **thumbs up**

    How did Super Harry Barry actually make a case against Wack the Knive, but you would need me to tell Stories and what Harry Barry knew to do to imprision him, but that's another story :)

    What in the **** is this? Seriously surreal in the penultimate paragraph :D


  • #101
    Stroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭Stroll


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    What in the **** is this? Seriously surreal in the penultimate paragraph :D

    Are you a sesquipedalian?


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