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Face kicker

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    whoosh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,733 ✭✭✭SlipperyPeople


    I'd kick you in the face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Why is this considered legendary?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3244909

    It's ****.
    Because it was funny, unique, and could only ever work once.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I guess it was a time when each part of the internet had its own humour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    I'm guessing you didnt want a kick in the face. Dont worry, its not for everyone


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    I'd kick you in the face

    I'd tear your ****ing face off.

    Look, now I'm funny like you! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭Mousewar


    One of the funniest things I've ever seen on here.

    That and farmer baby.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,972 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    :pac:
    daveyeh wrote: »
    Why is this considered legendary?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3244909

    It's ****.

    He/she have the highest ratio of thanks per post ever. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Because the thread is a priceless work of art. Simple.

    I fully expect the thread to be framed and put in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa within the next 20 years. No question about that. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    You had to be there :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    jester77 wrote: »
    You had to be there :cool:

    I see. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    The Trent stories are my favourite by a mile. Need cheering up so might start reading them again this evening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    I want to believe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭LittleBook


    The Trent stories are my favourite by a mile. Need cheering up so might start reading them again this evening.


    Best sex I ever had ... I mean "read"!!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Humour is subjective.

    People like coldplay and voted for the nazis.

    You can't trust people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Lima Golf


    Mousewar wrote: »
    One of the funniest things I've ever seen on here.

    That and farmer baby.

    What's farmer baby? I feel like I'm missing out!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Mousewar wrote: »
    One of the funniest things I've ever seen on here.

    That and farmer baby.

    The lad that was stalking the girl in Galway is still my fave.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    What's farmer baby?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    I have no idea what any of these things are.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Because it was funny, unique, and could only ever work once.

    Absolutely, much copied but never equalled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Humour is subjective.

    People like coldplay and voted for the nazis.

    You can't trust people.

    Hey, Coldplay's new album is brilliant. And I hate those tofu-eating, sandal-wearing, peace-pipe-smoking hippes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Humour is subjective.

    People like coldplay and voted for the nazis.

    You can't trust people.

    Relax,it's not Blue Peter.Just a nice relaxing bit of crack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I think it's hilarious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    jester77 wrote: »
    You had to be there :cool:

    Nope you didn't! I saw it way after it happened and I appreciate the absolute perfection of the post.

    Long live the facekicker!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,050 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Face kicker is the reason I joined boards. In fact I would go as far as to say Face kicker restored my faith in the internet at a dark time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    The Trent stories are my favourite by a mile. Need cheering up so might start reading them again this evening.

    He's been back for a few weeks now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Hey, Coldplay's new album is brilliant.

    The only time the words 'Coldplay' and 'brilliant' should ever be used in a sentence is, 'I've got some brilliant news: Coldplay and all of their fans have been horrifically killed'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭jazz101


    The Trent stories are my favourite by a mile. Need cheering up so might start reading them again this evening.

    Never seen them.. link?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    If ever there was an undeserving entry in the legendary threads/users, it is this shit. Rip off of Feeky McGee which people bought into. It's like a FaceKicker re-reg. Especially considering Cill Dara Abu went on to become a really bad troll and closed his account


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken




  • Registered Users Posts: 470 ✭✭Fran1985


    SaulGoode9 wrote: »
    If ever there was an undeserving entry in the legendary threads/users, it is this shit. Rip off of Feeky McGee which people bought into. It's like a FaceKicker re-reg. Especially considering Cill Dara Abu went on to become a really bad troll and closed his account

    Was that fake all along? Ah nuts :( faith in internet = completely gone


  • Registered Users Posts: 470 ✭✭Fran1985


    SaulGoode9 wrote: »
    If ever there was an undeserving entry in the legendary threads/users, it is this shit. Rip off of Feeky McGee which people bought into. It's like a FaceKicker re-reg. Especially considering Cill Dara Abu went on to become a really bad troll and closed his account

    Was that fake all along? Ah nuts :( faith in internet = completely gone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭yermandan


    Funniest thread ive ever read


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  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Why is this considered legendary?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=3244909

    It's ****.

    Agreed. Case of Daveyeh vs Boards.ie and named boards.ie members.
    Court rules in favor of the plaintiff. All thumbs up to be removed within 28 days and thread to be removed thereafter. That is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭jazz101


    Chucken wrote: »

    HAHAHA, this is brilliant. Definitely a troll though, sorry if that gets revealed later in that thread but I'm only on page 3. Trent sure is a man's man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,424 ✭✭✭✭ctrl-alt-delete


    What happened to WhiteWashMan? :confused:


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Please someone tell me what farmer baby is?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Why is this considered legendary?

    You'll never know.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭Dante


    Those Trent stories remind me of Chris the Simpsons Artist from Facebook for some reason.

    http://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt?fref=ts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Seems like it would have been funny for the first few seconds all right, but after that...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I feel left out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Trent has only made 33 posts but was thanked in 34 posts.

    Boards legend.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=274167


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    It was good but it's no feeky mc gee! Comedy gold!


  • Registered Users Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    I guess it was a time when each part of the internet had its own humour.

    How many parts of the internet are there, I actually agree with the OP why is it legendary? I spent a day reading through the connections (on boards) to the story and really it was a "Meh"

    Whoops sorry that was drench in a trench coat (dent), that was crap, Now kick in the head fred, who is now dead. I didn't even consider reading it:rolleyes:

    I will ask the same question OP why oh why is either of them legendary threads.

    Only one thing I can think of, it must be inside humour (hilarious), which means that outsiders won't get it, so it justs leads me to believe that the sticky of "Legendary Threads" is away of massaging a old timers ego, about pass glorys

    I wish Dent and Fred, all the best in the future, I think try hollywood next. Good luck :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Was Cill Dara Abu a troll?? :(
    I didn't know that :eek:
    That was hilarious - In the middle of the thread someone registered as 'Esso Ciara' or something like that just to say "What the fuck??!!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 248 ✭✭GoldenLight


    Non hear is a story that I heard from the 1960's, it a story so I don't no if it's true or not. But it fits in to being a legend.

    Ok back in the early 1960's some time, some low life criminal was called Wack the Knive. By news reports at the time he was a bit of a coward, until he's first kill, (or thought of kill) he was a shy sentive and intelligent guy called Jimmy Le Harda, a french boy, who arrived on the shores of Ireland at the age of 8.

    During his time in trying to make friends here in Ireland, he actually got the nixname Wack, purly out of frustration of people not understanding him and basically taking the piss out of him.

    Now 7 years in this is where the story begins, Wack's life became so fustrating, that when he finally meet someone who understood him "Clare", she told him that people need to protect each other, he agreed.

    Wack how started carrying a knive, to protect his loved ones and himself,
    He just ending up playing the knive card wrong, vegtables are great **thumbs up**

    How did Super Harry Barry actually make a case against Wack the Knive, but you would need me to tell Stories and what Harry Barry knew to do to imprision him, but that's another story :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Moar farmer baby!


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