Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

patrickc · 26-10-2012 10:50PM

Steve wrote: »

Alas they're permanent nowadays.

Nice to see a few souls in here

we'll have to get some music on and the cleaner back in, what was her name again?

Steve · 26-10-2012 10:57PM

/kicks jukebox... selects something scary..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

Hmm, cleaner you say?

That was one of the wimmins wasn't it..

Maybe Chewie or Janey or ??? memory failing it's been so long..

DenMan · 26-10-2012 11:01PM

Mighty fine tune Steve

*sips lovely pint*

patrickc · 26-10-2012 11:03PM

Steve wrote: »

/kicks jukebox... selects something scary..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

Hmm, cleaner you say?

That was one of the wimmins wasn't it..

Maybe Chewie or Janey or ??? memory failing it's been so long..

thats cleared the cobwebs a bit.....

no there was a mrs someone who was eastern european and very odd

Steve · 26-10-2012 11:11PM

Pint of H so...

Anyone see the fight tonight?

Sorry, meant rugby there... It reminded me of the old saying:

"Suddenly, in the middle of the fight, a game of rugby broke out"

Toto Wolfcastle · 26-10-2012 11:13PM

Was there rugby on? I was watching A League Of Their Own. It's like sport but better because it has Jack Whitehall.

patrickc · 26-10-2012 11:14PM

Steve wrote: »

Pint of H so...

Anyone see the fight tonight?

Sorry, meant rugby there... It reminded me of the old saying:

"Suddenly, in the middle of the fight, a game of rugby broke out"

not into the rugby/fighting myself.

Steve · 26-10-2012 11:17PM

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Was there rugby on? I was watching A League Of Their Own. It's like sport but better because it has Jack Whitehall.

Ya, it was your lads playing.. (Munster)

More scary stuff:
My mam used to sing this to us as kids just to scare the bejesus out of us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKegIppsy0

Toto Wolfcastle · 26-10-2012 11:19PM

Steve wrote: »

Ya, it was your lads playing.. (Munster)

Ah no, I'm a Dub now and obviously I can't support Leinster so I had to shun rugby altogether.

Steve · 26-10-2012 11:24PM

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Ah no, I'm a Dub now and obviously I can't support Leinster so I had to shun rugby altogether.

Hehe

Soon, your journey to the dark side will be complete and you will embrace the full power of the blue jersey...

*cackles*

:D:D

Toto Wolfcastle · 26-10-2012 11:26PM

Steve wrote: »

Hehe

Soon, your journey to the dark side will be complete and you will embrace the full power of the blue jersey...

*cackles*

:D:D

I think you're mistaken. The Leeds jersey is white. It has blue trim though so I can see why you're confused.

Steve · 26-10-2012 11:30PM

I'm not familiar with Leeds rugby club

Maybe your getting it confused with a girls sport like English soccer?

/buys a round..
/grabs coat..
/runs..

Toto Wolfcastle · 26-10-2012 11:36PM

What about the Leeds Rhinos? :eek: Proper rugby.

And I am a girl, therefore by your definition English soccer is the sport for me. :cool:

Steve · 26-10-2012 11:41PM

I shall concede, you got me there miss Panda

'Tis my round, 'nother vodka ala pumpkin?

Pints all round for the menfolk. :cool:

Toto Wolfcastle · 26-10-2012 11:42PM

Yes, extra pumpkin.

patrickc · 26-10-2012 11:45PM

wheres denman gone, he'll defend me about that game you call a girls sport:D

Steve · 26-10-2012 11:46PM

Here ya go..
Careful though, the liquid nitrogen's a killer

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Steve · 26-10-2012 11:56PM

patrickc wrote: »

wheres denman gone, he'll defend me about that game you call a girls sport:D

heh..

What's the difference between soccer and rugby?

Rugby players spend the entire game pretending to be OK, soccer players spend the entire game pretending to be mortally wounded

patrickc · 27-10-2012 12:03AM

Steve wrote: »

heh..

What's the difference between soccer and rugby?

Rugby players spend the entire game pretending to be OK, soccer players spend the entire game pretending to be mortally wounded

one is for snobs and the other is for common people!!

Steve · 27-10-2012 12:12AM

I suppose the beauty of it is that we're all equal here and don't care about that stuff, right?

Pint for you sir?

patrickc · 27-10-2012 12:23AM

Steve wrote: »

I suppose the beauty of it is that we're all equal here and don't care about that stuff, right?

Pint for you sir?

excatly brother and yes please.

lets liven this place up
bet theres loads of boardsies dont even know a bar exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Steve · 27-10-2012 12:39AM

Good song choice there - nearly getting emotional remembering it..

I'll bet there's a lot of boardsies not old enough to be here..

On that note, I must bid you goodnight. Till next time, adieu my friends..

patrickc · 27-10-2012 12:45AM

Steve wrote: »

Good song choice there - nearly getting emotional remembering it..

I'll bet there's a lot of boardsies not old enough to be here..

On that note, I must bid you goodnight. Till next time, adieu my friends..

good night brother.. chat soon.. a shot on the counter for the road

OldGoat · 27-10-2012 01:50PM

Who cleaned all the dust off the counter? It was ALMOST deep enough to play TicTacToe in.

Steve · 28-10-2012 08:41PM

'twas a few of the old regulars in last night Gotey, sorry for making a clean spot..

Anyone behind the bar? I have a tongue like Gandhi's flip-flop and would love a pint.

patrickc · 30-11-2012 11:52PM

another month gone by, and noone hear.

that beer must be stale in the kegs by now

free beer till the new delivery comes in

Attabear · 12-12-2012 04:25PM

patrickc wrote: »

another month gone by, and noone hear.

that beer must be stale in the kegs by now

free beer till the new delivery comes in

Will we bother renewing the license this year at all?

This recession has hit this place fairly hard.

And that fancy new Gentleman's Club opening around the corner with its grooming advice and pictures of wimmins.

The auld ways are gone and we won't see their likes again.

Poor Uncle Tom · 12-12-2012 06:55PM

/round for the bar, keep.......:D

Cheap round, methinks.......:P

OldGoat · 12-12-2012 10:09PM

Cheap round my arse. You can get me a large bottle off the shelf.

Poor Uncle Tom · 12-12-2012 11:27PM

I'll join you myself......:cool:

Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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