Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

patrickc

Steve wrote: »

Alas they're permanent nowadays.

Nice to see a few souls in here

we'll have to get some music on and the cleaner back in, what was her name again?

Steve

/kicks jukebox... selects something scary..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

Hmm, cleaner you say?

That was one of the wimmins wasn't it..

Maybe Chewie or Janey or ??? memory failing it's been so long..

DenMan

Mighty fine tune Steve

*sips lovely pint*

patrickc

Steve wrote: »

/kicks jukebox... selects something scary..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

Hmm, cleaner you say?

That was one of the wimmins wasn't it..

Maybe Chewie or Janey or ??? memory failing it's been so long..

thats cleared the cobwebs a bit.....

no there was a mrs someone who was eastern european and very odd

Steve

Pint of H so...

Anyone see the fight tonight?

Sorry, meant rugby there... It reminded me of the old saying:

"Suddenly, in the middle of the fight, a game of rugby broke out"

Toto Wolfcastle

Was there rugby on? I was watching A League Of Their Own. It's like sport but better because it has Jack Whitehall.

patrickc

Steve wrote: »

Pint of H so...

Anyone see the fight tonight?

Sorry, meant rugby there... It reminded me of the old saying:

"Suddenly, in the middle of the fight, a game of rugby broke out"

not into the rugby/fighting myself.

Steve

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Was there rugby on? I was watching A League Of Their Own. It's like sport but better because it has Jack Whitehall.

Ya, it was your lads playing.. (Munster)

More scary stuff:
My mam used to sing this to us as kids just to scare the bejesus out of us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKegIppsy0

Toto Wolfcastle

Steve wrote: »

Ya, it was your lads playing.. (Munster)

Ah no, I'm a Dub now and obviously I can't support Leinster so I had to shun rugby altogether.

Steve

Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Ah no, I'm a Dub now and obviously I can't support Leinster so I had to shun rugby altogether.

Hehe

Soon, your journey to the dark side will be complete and you will embrace the full power of the blue jersey...

*cackles*

:D:D

Toto Wolfcastle

Steve wrote: »

Hehe

Soon, your journey to the dark side will be complete and you will embrace the full power of the blue jersey...

*cackles*

:D:D

I think you're mistaken. The Leeds jersey is white. It has blue trim though so I can see why you're confused.

Steve

I'm not familiar with Leeds rugby club

Maybe your getting it confused with a girls sport like English soccer?

/buys a round..
/grabs coat..
/runs..

Toto Wolfcastle

What about the Leeds Rhinos? :eek: Proper rugby.

And I am a girl, therefore by your definition English soccer is the sport for me. :cool:

Steve

I shall concede, you got me there miss Panda

'Tis my round, 'nother vodka ala pumpkin?

Pints all round for the menfolk. :cool:

Toto Wolfcastle

Yes, extra pumpkin.

patrickc

wheres denman gone, he'll defend me about that game you call a girls sport:D

Steve

Here ya go..
Careful though, the liquid nitrogen's a killer

Steve

patrickc wrote: »

wheres denman gone, he'll defend me about that game you call a girls sport:D

heh..

What's the difference between soccer and rugby?

Rugby players spend the entire game pretending to be OK, soccer players spend the entire game pretending to be mortally wounded

patrickc

Steve wrote: »

heh..

What's the difference between soccer and rugby?

Rugby players spend the entire game pretending to be OK, soccer players spend the entire game pretending to be mortally wounded

one is for snobs and the other is for common people!!

Steve

I suppose the beauty of it is that we're all equal here and don't care about that stuff, right?

Pint for you sir?

patrickc

Steve wrote: »

I suppose the beauty of it is that we're all equal here and don't care about that stuff, right?

Pint for you sir?

excatly brother and yes please.


lets liven this place up
bet theres loads of boardsies dont even know a bar exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Steve

Good song choice there - nearly getting emotional remembering it..

I'll bet there's a lot of boardsies not old enough to be here..

On that note, I must bid you goodnight. Till next time, adieu my friends..

patrickc

Steve wrote: »

Good song choice there - nearly getting emotional remembering it..

I'll bet there's a lot of boardsies not old enough to be here..

On that note, I must bid you goodnight. Till next time, adieu my friends..

good night brother.. chat soon.. a shot on the counter for the road

OldGoat

Who cleaned all the dust off the counter? It was ALMOST deep enough to play TicTacToe in.

Steve

'twas a few of the old regulars in last night Gotey, sorry for making a clean spot..

Anyone behind the bar? I have a tongue like Gandhi's flip-flop and would love a pint.

patrickc

another month gone by, and noone hear.

that beer must be stale in the kegs by now

free beer till the new delivery comes in

Attabear

patrickc wrote: »

another month gone by, and noone hear.

that beer must be stale in the kegs by now

free beer till the new delivery comes in

Will we bother renewing the license this year at all?

This recession has hit this place fairly hard.

And that fancy new Gentleman's Club opening around the corner with its grooming advice and pictures of wimmins.

The auld ways are gone and we won't see their likes again.

Poor Uncle Tom

/round for the bar, keep.......:D

Cheap round, methinks.......:P

OldGoat

Cheap round my arse. You can get me a large bottle off the shelf.

Poor Uncle Tom

I'll join you myself......:cool: