Caught ****

FANTAPANTS · 2012-10-05 23:34:51

Admit we have all been caught at it at some stage but what was your excuse..... My missus caught me 1 day in toilet and then accused me of biting my toe nails.. i hoped up off the jacks, in her head it looked like i was chewing my toe nails, was to embarssed to tell her i was **** but **** me i was embarssed to think she…

06-10-2012 12:34AM

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Admit we have all been caught at it at some stage but what was your excuse..... My missus caught me 1 day in toilet and then accused me of biting my toe nails.. i hoped up off the jacks, in her head it looked like i was chewing my toe nails, was to embarssed to tell her i was **** but **** me i was embarssed to think she thought i was chewing my ****ing toe nails

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#2 06-10-2012 12:36AM

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I've never been caught...

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#3 06-10-2012 12:36AM

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Ah FANTAPANTS, it's been too long!

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#4 06-10-2012 12:37AM

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had to "cum" back with a bang:D:D

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#5 06-10-2012 12:38AM

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brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

lies

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#6 06-10-2012 12:38AM

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Was on the way back to Cork from London there a while back on Aer Lingus

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#7 06-10-2012 12:39AM

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FANTAPANTS wrote: »

Admit we have all been caught at it at some stage but what was your excuse..... My missus caught me 1 day in toilet and then accused me of biting my toe nails.. i hoped up off the jacks, in her head it looked like i was chewing my toe nails, was to embarssed to tell her i was **** but **** me i was embarssed to think she thought i was chewing my ****ing toe nails

Why the fcuk where you **** with your toe in your mouth??

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#8 06-10-2012 12:39AM

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brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

you should deliberatly get caught now, get a naughty nurse to finish you off...

oohhhh matron

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#9 06-10-2012 12:40AM

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I got thrown out of an apartment complex with my first GF when i was 15......

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#10 06-10-2012 12:40AM

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eth0 wrote: »

Was on the way back to Cork from London there a while back on Aer Lingus

mile high with yourself classy

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#11 06-10-2012 12:40AM

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Ah sure it's happened to the best of us.

My dad walked in on me with my hand down my trousers and Scary Movie 2 paused on a bit where the birds walked down the stairs in suspenders. He just walked out. I was about 15, was mortified, and felt like jumping out the window. Couldn't look him in the eye for weeks. Played Metal Gear Solid 2 straight after, so yeah, every cloud has a silver lining and all that.

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#12 06-10-2012 12:41AM

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Gowan seriously.. you were trying to suck

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#13 06-10-2012 12:41AM

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Madam Marie wrote: »

Why the fcuk where you **** with your toe in your mouth??

lol prob way i hoped off jacks it looked like i had :D:D

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#14 06-10-2012 12:42AM

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Light Switch wrote: »

I got thrown out of an apartment complex with my first GF when i was 15......

how high was it

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#15 06-10-2012 12:42AM

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Nope. I'm like a ninja. No one catches me. EVER.

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#16 06-10-2012 12:43AM

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FANTAPANTS wrote: »

mile high with yourself classy

called the foot high club

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#17 06-10-2012 12:43AM

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aaronjumper wrote: »

Nope. I'm like a ninja. No one catches me. EVER.

your like jimmy saville never gets caught

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#18 06-10-2012 12:46AM

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I knew a lad who got caught in his bedroom by his sister. He was freaked that he didnt get to finish so he went out his back garden and climbed up a tree. He started going at himself again whilst sitting up on a branch, when his Ma shouted out at him, he got a fright and fell out of the tree with his lad hangin out! Awkwardness ensued

Also when i was in college, i went into the jacks for a Barry White. Sitting on the pot I could see the shadows on the ground of the fella in the next stall pullin the stomach outta himself. I had a bus receipt in my pocket, so I wrote on it "No ****" and chucked it underneath the partition. I was out of my stall before him and was washing my hands. His stall door flings open and he was quicker than Usain Bolt to the exit. Dirty git went back to his class with a stench of love truncheon of his digits.

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#19 06-10-2012 12:46AM

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Which would you find more embarrassing? Your Mother walking in and catching you or you catching your Mother?

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#20 06-10-2012 12:50AM

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Allround Predator wrote: »

Which would you find more embarrassing? Your Mother walking in and catching you or you catching your Mother?

or worse me **** your mother with my 5 fingers :D:D:D:D

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#21 06-10-2012 12:53AM

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All I'll say is ..

Never ever watch porn, volume full blast with headphones on and most certainly not if your back is towards the door.

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#22 06-10-2012 12:53AM

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eth0 wrote: »

Was on the way back to Cork from London there a while back on Aer Lingus

Look up I'm fappin, up fappin away...

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#23 06-10-2012 12:55AM

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Allround Predator wrote: »

Which would you find more embarrassing? Your Mother walking in and catching you or you catching your Mother?

Would obviously prefer her to walk in on me given the choice, straight forward enough tbh :pac:

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#24 06-10-2012 12:57AM

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willmunny1990 wrote: »

Would obviously prefer her to walk in on me given the choice, straight forward enough tbh :pac:

Id rather get caught as well!!!

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#25 06-10-2012 12:58AM

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brummytom wrote: »

I've never been caught...

You must be good at it

Don't mind if my oh catches me we both do it all the time, but we both have to be careful, theres 4 kids in the house, so gota make sure bedroom and ensuite doors are locked.

I love tossing off ha.

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#26 06-10-2012 12:59AM

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me and you do a wife swap???:D:D:D

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#27 06-10-2012 12:59AM

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It be a great question to ask in the great big "ask an airline pilot" thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056378654

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#28 06-10-2012 01:01AM

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FANTAPANTS wrote: »

or worse me **** your mother with my 5 fingers :D:D:D:D

My Mother is dead, but I'll tell you where she's buried if you would still like a go:eek:

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#29 06-10-2012 01:02AM

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WHERE????? Im easy :D:D:D and sick sorry :o:o:o

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#30 06-10-2012 01:03AM

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Never directly caught, but a few years ago i got out of the shower after knocking one out to be confronted with a surprise blow job from my girlfriend. Lets just say she realised pretty quickly what i had been up to and went mental

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#31 06-10-2012 01:04AM

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FANTAPANTS wrote: »

WHERE????? Im easy :D:D:D and sick sorry :o:o:o

oh fuppin go to bed the fleadh is well over:eek:

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