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Irish men have second smallest willys in Europe

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    This has been done before, but the biggest Ive ever seen was actually a Romanian guy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    So everyone elses in tiny too . Deadly I caan start showering nude at the gym . Thanks op.


  • Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    Quality not quantity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Look at that scientist. I bet he just wanted to see a load of willies. The dirty big fecker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    its not the hammer its the nail you are throwing it at


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Not sure why shopping in one particular shop affects the size of your manhood but hey - feck off Tesco, I'm shopping in Iceland from here on out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    The daily mail can suck my small todger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    I noticed that too when I was checking out cragislist the other night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    No wonder mum goes to Iceland *snigger*


  • Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Youssef Chippo


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Not sure why shopping in one particular shop affects the size of your manhood but hey - feck off Tesco, I'm shopping in Iceland from here on out.
    Iceland is very cold, it'll make your ding dong smaller.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Ffs this shíte again?!

    Seems Ireland is the second most cock obsessed in Europe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Ah, good aul averages.
    Thank feck I'm really above average


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,529 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    These figures actually make Irish men look good, as they include the bigger knobs in The Dail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    5.03.....if only :(:o

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    India - 4

    China - 4

    Thailand - 4

    South Korea - 3.8

    North Korea - 3.8

    I feel a little better now :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Hang on, why would this bother people? As long as you're average or above why would be worrying about what your mates or the other lads in the country have packing in their jocks.

    Tbf I've never run into a lad that small here. Usually 6.5 and a *load* (tehehe) 7+


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I didn't know I was from the Congo :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 373 ✭✭Internet Hero


    I never understood the willy length issue. If you're a man and you see my willy and it's small, live with it and if you're a woman and you get to see my willy, live with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Why should everybody have to live with your small willy?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Why do you never see reports like this about vagina size?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 373 ✭✭Internet Hero


    Dunny wrote: »
    Why should everybody have to live with your small willy?

    Because pretty soon my small willy is going running sh1t up in here! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hang on, why would this bother people? As long as you're average or above why would be worrying about what your mates or the other lads in the country have packing in their jocks.

    because i want a 10 incher i can use like a batton to beat people with


  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Above average... :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,558 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I may not have the biggest boat in the marina but I'm definitely the best rower


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    davet82 wrote: »
    because i want a 10 incher i can use like a batton to beat people with
    Look at it glass half full!

    You're half way there so :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Its a cock fest in here anyway!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I think mine is only for pissin' out of these days anyway :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Hang on, why would this bother people? As long as you're average or above why would be worrying about what your mates or the other lads in the country have packing in their jocks.

    Seems like a stupid thing to worry about, its not like you can send off for a bigger one


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    mauzo wrote: »
    Its a cock fest in here anyway!

    And don't you just love it that way :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    I'm 19 cm. What's that in inches?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,529 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    davet82 wrote: »
    I feel a little better now :D



    As Wet,Wet,Wet once said:-

    "I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    It's not the 4 inches that count, it's the 16 stone beer belly behind it ramming 'er home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I must be "enormous" so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    YFlyer wrote: »
    I'm 19 cm. What's that in inches?

    2.5, plus you have ruler the wrong way round, you measured it from the 30cm point backwards so your willy is only 10cm, morto for ya :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Sure lads its not the size of the boat, its the motion it makes in the ocean.


  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    I got a whammer myself, got the bend in it and all, like the ones you see in the porno when they flop it on the girls head and shes all like shocked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Sure lads its not the size of the boat, its the motion it makes in the ocean.

    You need a good strong sail to make any significant movement


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    6 inches checking in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Real Life wrote: »
    6 inches checking in

    That's a big clit in fairness......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭snausages


    I thought when they did this survey before it was found that we were third smallest with Greeks having the smallest willies in all of Europe.

    N-not that I have an especial interest in willy sizes or anything, just something I happened to read....


  • Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭splendid101


    You lads should all be thankful to me for significantly bringing up the average.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    You need a good strong sail to make any significant movement
    True. Suppose size isn't everything but a bigger thicker dick and knowing how to use it beats out many of the smaller guys.


  • Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    Thought my blatant lie would attract more attention


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    You lads should all be thankful to me for significantly bringing up the average.

    so you know the researchers and falsified their findings, thanks! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    kfallon wrote: »
    2.5, plus you have ruler the wrong way round, you measured it from the 30cm point backwards so your willy is only 10cm, morto for ya :pac:

    2.54 not 2.5, the .04 makes all the difference


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭snausages


    Controversial: Richard Lynn, professor of psychology at Ulster University, whose research has been criticised as lacking methodology

    I don't know why I find this so hilarious. I just have this image of a bunch of dry as **** academics frowning over someone's willy measuring methodology. Reminds me of that episode of South Park.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    snausages wrote: »
    I thought when they did this survey before it was found that we were third smallest with Greeks having the smallest willies in all of Europe.

    N-not that I have an especial interest in willy sizes or anything, just something I happened to read....
    user name says otherwise :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    snausages wrote: »
    I don't know why I find this so hilarious. I just have this image of a bunch of dry as **** academics frowning over someone's willy measuring methodology. Reminds me of that episode of South Park.

    hilarious? its a science, show some god damn respect! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    eth0 wrote: »
    2.54 not 2.5, the .04 makes all the difference

    A drip of pre cum does not count as part of the measuring process ffs :rolleyes:

    :P


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