Nightclub Tactics

Micky Dolenz · 17-06-2012 07:55PM

chuckliddell wrote: »

its not rape............ i like to call it surprise sex

Banned

Second stupid rape joke.

Advocating sexual violence isn't funny and will result in bans.

Jen Pigs Fly · 17-06-2012 08:10PM

I just go up the a lad and go.

"I want you on me"

Tends to do the trick.

Vicar in a tutu · 17-06-2012 08:13PM

I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

I_smell_fear · 17-06-2012 08:25PM

Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

Jen Pigs Fly · 17-06-2012 08:26PM

I_smell_fear wrote: »

Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

They want some of that;)

I_smell_fear · 17-06-2012 08:28PM

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

They want some of that;)

I seeeeee ....-.-

The_Kew_Tour · 17-06-2012 08:36PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Banned

Second stupid rape joke.

Advocating sexual violence isn't funny and will result in bans.

Best to remove the pathetic comments too.

Diabhal Beag · 17-06-2012 08:36PM

I_smell_fear wrote: »

Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

If you have enough time to reflect on it you've wasted your opportunity

Snowie · 17-06-2012 08:44PM

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

is it ok if I'm strangle aroused and slightly terrified

I_smell_fear · 17-06-2012 08:47PM

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

If you have enough time to reflect on it you've wasted your opportunity

Ha I know too well! I regularly get too **** faced on nights out. Then thinking back over it the next day trying to understand where I've gone wrong!

Girls need to be as straight forward as possible with me on a night out as I'm pretty naive and unperceptive at the soberest of times

Vicar in a tutu · 17-06-2012 08:58PM

Snowie wrote: »

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

is it ok if I'm strangle aroused and slightly terrified

that's perfect..

Sea Filly · 17-06-2012 08:58PM

Nightclub tactic - talking to fellas in a laid-back manner.

This is how I met my BF, as we both adopted this tack. Ya know, giving people a chance and just being relaxed about it.

Pottler · 17-06-2012 10:16PM

Flail around on the dance floor in a lather of sweat. That tended to be my tactic. It never really did much on the pulling front but it was great for weight loss.

leggo · 17-06-2012 10:54PM

Sea Filly wrote: »

Nightclub tactic - talking to fellas in a laid-back manner.

This is how I met my BF, as we both adopted this tack. Ya know, giving people a chance and just being relaxed about it.

Ooh, how very European of you.

Pfft, be a real Irish person: shout incomprehensibly at people, see if they react positively or negatively, then adjust your tone appropriately before shouting at them again and hopefully fall inside their mouth at a later stage.

mauzo · 17-06-2012 10:57PM

How i pull in a nightclub?

I show up....

:rolleyes:

Piste · 17-06-2012 10:58PM

This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

a fat guy · 17-06-2012 11:02PM

Feeling absolutely amazing on the night in question definitely helps.

A lot.

sancho panza · 17-06-2012 11:25PM

Piste wrote: »

This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

I'd say your great craic on a night out..

Piste · 17-06-2012 11:26PM

I'm the absolute bants with my friends. Not so much with drunk guys who stumble over, grab by ass and slur at me that they want to have sex with me. Or guys who start talking to me with the express intent of sleeping with me that night. Funny that.

The_Kew_Tour · 17-06-2012 11:31PM

Piste wrote: »

This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

Piste wrote: »

I'm the absolute bants with my friends. Not so much with drunk guys who stumble over, grab by ass and slur at me that they want to have sex with me. Or guys who start talking to me with the express intent of sleeping with me that night. Funny that.

You seem to be very modest.

Piste · 17-06-2012 11:35PM

Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2

The_Kew_Tour · 17-06-2012 11:38PM

Piste wrote: »

Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2

tbf I did chuckle at that:pac:

pretty accurate.

FacePalmSam · 17-06-2012 11:39PM

Piste wrote: »

Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2

I love how you assume that I'm a guy!

I know the phrase "tactics" seems a bit creepy but i couldn't think of a better phrase.

Piste · 17-06-2012 11:42PM

Ah no I wasn't having a go at you! I was talking about men going out specifically to pick up women and how it can be annoying to have men touch you without your permission or slur vulgarities at you. Of course I have no problem with people striking up polite conversation, I usually chat for a few minutes then go back to my friends.

validusername1 · 18-06-2012 02:03AM

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

You could perhaps buy a woman a drink, then talk to her, lastly ask her for the roide!

don't waste money on girls if you don't know that you're gonna get something out of them. if i'm standing at the bar and the guy next to me asks can he buy me a drink, that automatically just makes me see him as a way to get a free drink, then leave. most girls are like this. i never accept drinks unless i'm interested but unfortunately a lot of girls scab the drinks then bail, leaving the guy with nothing but a few less euro..

ColeTrain · 18-06-2012 02:41AM

christmas2012 wrote: »

i think the best tactic is just be yourself and you should be accepted for who you are

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/04/HermanCainGrin.gif

CliffHuxtabel · 18-06-2012 02:43AM

Piste wrote: »

Ah no I wasn't having a go at you! I was talking about men going out specifically to pick up women

Yeah shame on them...Most of us go to nightclubs to appreciate the high-quality pop music and intellectual discussion

ColeTrain · 18-06-2012 02:45AM

CliffHuxtabel wrote: »

Yeah shame on them...Most of us go to nightclubs to appreciate the high-quality pop music and intellectual discussion

Most clubs I frequent have a quality wine bar too. Not a chance you'd get a bad pint of beer either..

CliffHuxtabel · 18-06-2012 02:47AM

validusername1 wrote: »

if i'm standing at the bar and the guy next to me asks can he buy me a drink, that automatically just makes me see him as a way to get a free drink, then leave. most girls are like this. i never accept drinks unless i'm interested but unfortunately a lot of girls scab the drinks then bail

Ah sure don't I know Irish women well...glug glug glug :pac:

CliffHuxtabel · 18-06-2012 02:48AM

ColeTrain wrote: »

Most clubs I frequent have a quality wine bar too.

and in what part of Provence do you reside

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