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Nightclub Tactics

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    #32
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    chuckliddell wrote: »
    its not rape............ i like to call it surprise sex

    Banned

    Second stupid rape joke.

    Advocating sexual violence isn't funny and will result in bans.


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    #33
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    I just go up the a lad and go.

    "I want you on me"

    Tends to do the trick.


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    #34
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.


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    #35
    I_smell_fear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭I_smell_fear


    Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?


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    #36
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    I_smell_fear wrote: »
    Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

    They want some of that;)


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    #37
    I_smell_fear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭I_smell_fear


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    They want some of that;)

    I seeeeee ....-.-


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    #38
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,049 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Banned

    Second stupid rape joke.

    Advocating sexual violence isn't funny and will result in bans.

    Best to remove the pathetic comments too.


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    #39
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I_smell_fear wrote: »
    Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?
    If you have enough time to reflect on it you've wasted your opportunity


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    #40
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

    is it ok if I'm strangle aroused and slightly terrified :confused:


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    #41
    I_smell_fear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭I_smell_fear


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    If you have enough time to reflect on it you've wasted your opportunity

    Ha I know too well! I regularly get too **** faced on nights out. Then thinking back over it the next day trying to understand where I've gone wrong!

    Girls need to be as straight forward as possible with me on a night out as I'm pretty naive and unperceptive at the soberest of times :o


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    #42
    Vicar in a tutu
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    Snowie wrote: »
    Vicar in a tutu wrote: »
    I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

    is it ok if I'm strangle aroused and slightly terrified :confused:
    that's perfect.. :)


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    #43
    Sea Filly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭Sea Filly


    Nightclub tactic - talking to fellas in a laid-back manner.

    This is how I met my BF, as we both adopted this tack. Ya know, giving people a chance and just being relaxed about it.


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    #44
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Flail around on the dance floor in a lather of sweat. That tended to be my tactic. It never really did much on the pulling front but it was great for weight loss.


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    #45
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Sea Filly wrote: »
    Nightclub tactic - talking to fellas in a laid-back manner.

    This is how I met my BF, as we both adopted this tack. Ya know, giving people a chance and just being relaxed about it.

    Ooh, how very European of you.

    Pfft, be a real Irish person: shout incomprehensibly at people, see if they react positively or negatively, then adjust your tone appropriately before shouting at them again and hopefully fall inside their mouth at a later stage.


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    #46
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    How i pull in a nightclub?

    I show up....

    :rolleyes: :p


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    #47
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

    Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.


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    #48
    a fat guy
    Registered Users Posts: 800 ✭✭✭a fat guy


    Feeling absolutely amazing on the night in question definitely helps.

    A lot.


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    #49
    sancho panza
    Registered Users Posts: 16 ✭sancho panza


    Piste wrote: »
    This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

    Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

    I'd say your great craic on a night out..


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    #50
    Piste
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    I'm the absolute bants with my friends. Not so much with drunk guys who stumble over, grab by ass and slur at me that they want to have sex with me. Or guys who start talking to me with the express intent of sleeping with me that night. Funny that.


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    #51
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,049 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Piste wrote: »
    This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

    Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.
    Piste wrote: »
    I'm the absolute bants with my friends. Not so much with drunk guys who stumble over, grab by ass and slur at me that they want to have sex with me. Or guys who start talking to me with the express intent of sleeping with me that night. Funny that.


    You seem to be very modest.


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    #52
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2 ;)


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    #53
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users Posts: 34,049 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Piste wrote: »
    Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2 ;)

    tbf I did chuckle at that:pac:

    pretty accurate.


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    #54
    FacePalmSam
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭FacePalmSam


    Piste wrote: »
    Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2 ;)


    I love how you assume that I'm a guy! :confused:

    I know the phrase "tactics" seems a bit creepy but i couldn't think of a better phrase.


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    #55
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Ah no I wasn't having a go at you! I was talking about men going out specifically to pick up women and how it can be annoying to have men touch you without your permission or slur vulgarities at you. Of course I have no problem with people striking up polite conversation, I usually chat for a few minutes then go back to my friends.


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    #56
    validusername1
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭validusername1


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    You could perhaps buy a woman a drink, then talk to her, lastly ask her for the roide!

    don't waste money on girls if you don't know that you're gonna get something out of them. if i'm standing at the bar and the guy next to me asks can he buy me a drink, that automatically just makes me see him as a way to get a free drink, then leave. most girls are like this. i never accept drinks unless i'm interested but unfortunately a lot of girls scab the drinks then bail, leaving the guy with nothing but a few less euro..


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    #57
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    christmas2012 wrote: »
    i think the best tactic is just be yourself and you should be accepted for who you are

    http://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2012/04/HermanCainGrin.gif


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    #58
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    Piste wrote: »
    Ah no I wasn't having a go at you! I was talking about men going out specifically to pick up women


    Yeah shame on them...Most of us go to nightclubs to appreciate the high-quality pop music and intellectual discussion


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    #59
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    CliffHuxtabel wrote: »
    Yeah shame on them...Most of us go to nightclubs to appreciate the high-quality pop music and intellectual discussion

    Most clubs I frequent have a quality wine bar too. Not a chance you'd get a bad pint of beer either..


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    #60
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    validusername1 wrote: »
    if i'm standing at the bar and the guy next to me asks can he buy me a drink, that automatically just makes me see him as a way to get a free drink, then leave. most girls are like this. i never accept drinks unless i'm interested but unfortunately a lot of girls scab the drinks then bail

    Ah sure don't I know Irish women well...glug glug glug :pac:


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    #61
    CliffHuxtabel
    Registered Users Posts: 407 ✭✭CliffHuxtabel


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    Most clubs I frequent have a quality wine bar too.

    and in what part of Provence do you reside


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