Nightclub Tactics

FacePalmSam

What's your best move in a nightclub for getting women/men?

Personally i find the times when I go in with the plan to just have a laugh and take it easy, are the most "successful" times. Friends of mine play a game where they pick a guy/girl out for their friend and regardless of who they are the person has to at least try and get a dance/name out of them.

Others just "blast them with piss!" :P

So whats your trade secret?

Napper Hawkins

I agree, I've only ever pulled when I go in with a "I don't give a ****e" attitude.

leggo

1) Go out to have a laugh with no ulterior motive or plan.
2) Do just that.
3) Eat punani.
4) Leave before she wakes, tell everyone you know she was a beaut and hope nobody else saw her.

Tactics? Really?

brummytom

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

I agree, I've only ever pulled when I go in with a "I don't give a ****e" attitude.

Definitely.

I think if you go out with a mindset of 'I'm going to get a girl (or a man, if that way inclined) tonight' and you don't, you just end up disappointed.

If you go out to enjoy yourself with mates, anything else is just a bonus!

Forest Demon

Not dancing was always my best bet

Stereomaniac

That's pretty much it. There is a tendency to overthink situations I find. Usually I used to just go up to women and start talking to them, searching rapidly for common ground, openings.

kfallon

My tactic is to get passed the bouncers cos if I'm paying into a nightclub I must be locked!!!!!

BUBBLE WRAP

You could perhaps buy a woman a drink, then talk to her, lastly ask her for the roide!

Richard Hillman

The girls in the place i go to are very friendly so no need for "tactics". I walk in and they usually ask do i want a dance. They are quite shy so we go to an enclosed area and she dances and sometimes takes her clothes off. The one thing i find strange is that they always ask for 20 quid before the dance

kfallon

Richard Hillman wrote: »

The girls in the place i go to are very friendly so no need for "tactics". I walk in and they usually ask do i want a dance. They are quite shy so we go to an enclosed area and she dances and sometimes takes her clothes off. The one thing i find strange is that they always ask for 20 quid before the dance

Then you marry them, go on a killing spree and finally try kill her, yourself and her kids by driving into a canal??

Shane732

brummytom wrote: »

Definitely.

I think if you go out with a mindset of 'I'm going to get a girl (or a man, if that way inclined) tonight' and you don't, you just end up disappointed.

If you go out to enjoy yourself with mates, anything else is just a bonus!

I have friends that completely disagree with this and go out with the express mindset of getting with a girl. It actually quite annoys me someones as you can struggle to have decent craic on the night out.

Personally I don't apply any "tactics" I think you enjoy nights out much more and if something happens then it's just a bonus like you said.

Of course rohypnol always does the trick if needs must!!!

chuckliddell

rape

skeleton_boy

Lob the gob ftw

BUBBLE WRAP

chuckliddell wrote: »

rape

Do you find that funny? I dont really consider rape being a joke. :mad:

enfant terrible

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Do you find that funny? I dont really consider rape being a joke. :mad:

it's not rape, look, mistletoe

BUBBLE WRAP

enfant terrible wrote: »

it's not rape, look, mistletoe

Mistletoe in JUNE!? Okaaay...

Jesus Shaves

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Do you find that funny? I dont really consider rape being a joke. :mad:

Even in a clown suit?

Shane732

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Mistletoe in JUNE!? Okaaay...

Interesting tactic I think you'll agree.

Scanlas The 2nd

Talk to women early in the night, say between 9-11, I find the earlier the better as try like your confidence in approaching sober before the crowd of sleazy drunks come along. Also if you just want a ride with an attractive woman and aren't feeling too selective, talk to lots of groups of women early and leave on a high point when they are loving you, one of them will be back to talk to you when they get a few drinks in them for courage.

Then when one bites create sexual tension, don't burst the tension until you are in a location you can feasibly have sex.

Pottler

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Mistletoe in JUNE!? Okaaay...

It's plastic, he brings it everywhere, that and duct tape.

chuckliddell

its not rape............ i like to call it surprise sex

BUBBLE WRAP

*unfollows thread*

Princess Peach

Having boobs.

Halloran springs

I try to impress with my knowledge of everything "Star Wars" including but not limited to the "Galaxy of Fear" novels by John Whitman.

Leeg17

Princess Peach wrote: »

Having boobs.

Doesn't work for me..

Oh, wait, female ones..

ciano1

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Then when one bites create sexual tension, don't burst the tension until you are in a location you can feasibly have sex.

Where? Like the toilets? :pac:

the_syco

Princess Peach wrote: »

Having boobs.

Having excellent bewbs is cheating somewhat :P

30txsbzmcu2k9w

Best tactic to get a ride is avoid nightclubs altogether and hit late bars.

christmas2012

i think the best tactic is just be yourself and you should be accepted for who you are

Scanlas The 2nd

ciano1 wrote: »

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Then when one bites create sexual tension, don't burst the tension until you are in a location you can feasibly have sex.

Where? Like the toilets? :pac:

Like your house maybe.

Micky Dolenz

chuckliddell wrote: »

its not rape............ i like to call it surprise sex

Banned

Second stupid rape joke.

Advocating sexual violence isn't funny and will result in bans.

Jen Pigs Fly

I just go up the a lad and go.

"I want you on me"

Tends to do the trick.

Vicar in a tutu

I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

I_smell_fear

Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

Jen Pigs Fly

I_smell_fear wrote: »

Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

They want some of that;)

I_smell_fear

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

They want some of that;)

I seeeeee ....-.-

The_Kew_Tour

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Banned

Second stupid rape joke.

Advocating sexual violence isn't funny and will result in bans.

Best to remove the pathetic comments too.

Diabhal Beag

I_smell_fear wrote: »

Just wondering what are girls motives in a nightclub when they pinch your bum?

If you have enough time to reflect on it you've wasted your opportunity

Snowie

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

is it ok if I'm strangle aroused and slightly terrified

I_smell_fear

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

If you have enough time to reflect on it you've wasted your opportunity

Ha I know too well! I regularly get too **** faced on nights out. Then thinking back over it the next day trying to understand where I've gone wrong!

Girls need to be as straight forward as possible with me on a night out as I'm pretty naive and unperceptive at the soberest of times

Vicar in a tutu

Snowie wrote: »

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

I grab them by the crotch and scowl at them.... not really.

is it ok if I'm strangle aroused and slightly terrified

that's perfect..

Sea Filly

Nightclub tactic - talking to fellas in a laid-back manner.

This is how I met my BF, as we both adopted this tack. Ya know, giving people a chance and just being relaxed about it.

Pottler

Flail around on the dance floor in a lather of sweat. That tended to be my tactic. It never really did much on the pulling front but it was great for weight loss.

leggo

Sea Filly wrote: »

Nightclub tactic - talking to fellas in a laid-back manner.

This is how I met my BF, as we both adopted this tack. Ya know, giving people a chance and just being relaxed about it.

Ooh, how very European of you.

Pfft, be a real Irish person: shout incomprehensibly at people, see if they react positively or negatively, then adjust your tone appropriately before shouting at them again and hopefully fall inside their mouth at a later stage.

mauzo

How i pull in a nightclub?

I show up....

:rolleyes:

Piste

This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

a fat guy

Feeling absolutely amazing on the night in question definitely helps.

A lot.

sancho panza

Piste wrote: »

This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

I'd say your great craic on a night out..

Piste

I'm the absolute bants with my friends. Not so much with drunk guys who stumble over, grab by ass and slur at me that they want to have sex with me. Or guys who start talking to me with the express intent of sleeping with me that night. Funny that.

The_Kew_Tour

Piste wrote: »

This thread needs a twin "Tactics for avoiding creeps in nightclubs".

Although that being said, just identifying the tactics used in this thread and avoiding anyone who adopts them would be a pretty good tactic for avoiding creeps.

Piste wrote: »

I'm the absolute bants with my friends. Not so much with drunk guys who stumble over, grab by ass and slur at me that they want to have sex with me. Or guys who start talking to me with the express intent of sleeping with me that night. Funny that.

You seem to be very modest.