Nightclub Tactics

Jesus Wept

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

I agree, I've only ever pulled when I go in with a "I don't give a ****e" attitude.

It's best to approach all the ladies and tell them you don't give a ****.

Deleted User wrote: »

Tactics? Really?

Spoken like a girl.

ColeTrain

CliffHuxtabel wrote: »

and in what part of Provence do you reside

The good part.

yoursaviour1989

Usually get one of the lads to go over and ask "Will you shift my friend?" whilst pointing at me. Works a treat

kowloon

I'm supposed to have tactics? On my day off?

Pdfile

tactics ?? if you have any sort of personality you'll have no bother whatsoever.

Snowie

Piste wrote: »

Why, because drunk guys hit on me in clubs? Drunk people are known for their overwhelmingly high standards afterall. You know what they say, if she's a 2 at 10, she'll be a 10 by 2

When Im drunk I don't bother taking to the women's....

Im drunk theres no point id much rather have fun .... Worry about women when I'm sober... make sense really besides half cut conversations never work well...

hatrickpatrick

Starting an argument in the queue for the cloakroom is mine, and it wors amazingly well. Accuse the girl behind you of trying to skip you, or else accuse the girl in front of you of already having skipped you. The argument which follows can easily lead to a great night

Lyaiera

ColeTrain wrote: »

Most clubs I frequent have a quality wine bar too. Not a chance you'd get a bad pint of beer either..

Strangely enough the late bar I go to does have a wine bar attached. I've had some very nice wine out of it. Admitedly it's not a club, nor is the wine bar the best wine bar in the city. But it's there so, v0v

Duggy747

I just go to a club to get pissed.

Sea Filly

leggo wrote: »

Ooh, how very European of you.

Pfft, be a real Irish person: shout incomprehensibly at people, see if they react positively or negatively, then adjust your tone appropriately before shouting at them again and hopefully fall inside their mouth at a later stage.

That was what happened on the second date.

RoundBox11

Pdfile wrote: »

tactics ?? if you have any sort of personality you'll have no bother whatsoever.

Thats the problem with nightclubs. It's usually too loud/crowded to get a word across so it doesn't matter how good a personality you have, it's all about how you act (basically if your a cringeworthy dancer or not).

Personally i'd have to say that not being too hammered and being confident is your best bet.

slavetothegrind

i find giving your best on the dancefloor helps.

Doing a good "carlton" and not spilling your guinness impresses the ladies no end.

Eramen

Nightclub Tactics

Is this a new game coming out for PS3 or something?

Vicar in a tutu

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Starting an argument in the queue for the cloakroom is mine, and it wors amazingly well. Accuse the girl behind you of trying to skip you, or else accuse the girl in front of you of already having skipped you. The argument which follows can easily lead to a great night

Stealing this.

leggo

Eramen wrote: »

Is this a new game coming out for PS3 or something?

That would actually be a class game...

ReacherCreature

Tactics? I'm thinking military ones.

What about breaching and clearing? Eliminates the need for getting past the bouncers. Or you could blow a hole in the roof and abseil straight into the dancefloor! The loud bang should frighten people off to give you a bit of room to throw shapes?

Talking to a lady? Why not announce your presence by throwing a flashbang at her? Instant blindness and deafness for a short period! Who says you can't pre-empt something!?

srm23

same as every guy, get arsehole drunk then hit the dancefloor & grind anything that moves

srm23

srm23 wrote: »

same as every guy, get arsehole drunk then hit the dancefloor :

no need to call her an arsehole

Sterling Archer

Just jump on the Friend Grenade

jdooley28

my tactics? usually the wrong ones!

CliffHuxtabel

leggo wrote: »

That would actually be a class game...

There was one game Leisure Suit Larry that was kind of about nightclub tactics:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leisure_Suit_Larry_in_the_Land_of_the_Lounge_Lizards.

Picked up quite a few tips from this actually

Idbatterim

Think I need to drop larry murphy as the wing man!

BornToRun88

Can't stand the places. Too loud and highly overcrowded.

I mean how exactly are you supposed to get to know a girl by shouting in her ear all the time in a nightclub? And if you do get a girl from a nightclub who ends up being your future wife who you have kids with what will you tell the children? I met your mother by pinching her arse from behind in a nightclub?

Grayson

BornToRun88 wrote: »

Can't stand the places. Too loud and highly overcrowded.

I mean how exactly are you supposed to get to know a girl by shouting in her ear all the time in a nightclub? And if you do get a girl from a nightclub who ends up being your future wife who you have kids with what will you tell the children? I met your mother by pinching her arse from behind in a nightclub?

I know a couple who met in Coppers. He's a cop, she's a teacher.

Scanlas The 2nd

Walk through the nightclub eating an apple or a bag of popcorn. Easy excuse for girls to talk to you.

mfceiling

BornToRun88 wrote: »

Can't stand the places. Too loud and highly overcrowded.

I mean how exactly are you supposed to get to know a girl by shouting in her ear all the time in a nightclub? And if you do get a girl from a nightclub who ends up being your future wife who you have kids with what will you tell the children? I met your mother by pinching her arse from behind in a nightclub?

It's what i've told my youngsters...

Chancer3001

lol

disregard about 95% of advice in this thread.

That'd be the best tactic.

Icyseanfitz

plenty of fish in the sea lads, of course it helps if your actually good at fishing :pac:

Barna77

No tactics, I'm usually the target

:cool:

:pac:

dd972

''What's your best move in a nightclub for getting women/men?''

I think Thailand's the place for you, OP !