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Nightclub Tactics

  • 17-06-2012 06:36PM
    #1
    FacePalmSam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 ✭


    What's your best move in a nightclub for getting women/men?

    Personally i find the times when I go in with the plan to just have a laugh and take it easy, are the most "successful" times. Friends of mine play a game where they pick a guy/girl out for their friend and regardless of who they are the person has to at least try and get a dance/name out of them.

    Others just "blast them with piss!" :P

    So whats your trade secret? :D
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  • #2
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    I agree, I've only ever pulled when I go in with a "I don't give a ****e" attitude.


  • #3
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,057 ✭✭✭leggo


    1) Go out to have a laugh with no ulterior motive or plan.
    2) Do just that.
    3) Eat punani.
    4) Leave before she wakes, tell everyone you know she was a beaut and hope nobody else saw her.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tactics? Really?


  • #5
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Napper Hawkins wrote: »
    I agree, I've only ever pulled when I go in with a "I don't give a ****e" attitude.
    Definitely.

    I think if you go out with a mindset of 'I'm going to get a girl (or a man, if that way inclined) tonight' and you don't, you just end up disappointed.

    If you go out to enjoy yourself with mates, anything else is just a bonus!


  • #6
    Forest Demon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Forest Demon


    Not dancing was always my best bet


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  • #7
    Stereomaniac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,167 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    That's pretty much it. There is a tendency to overthink situations I find. Usually I used to just go up to women and start talking to them, searching rapidly for common ground, openings.


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    My tactic is to get passed the bouncers cos if I'm paying into a nightclub I must be locked!!!!!


  • #9
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    You could perhaps buy a woman a drink, then talk to her, lastly ask her for the roide!


  • #10
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    The girls in the place i go to are very friendly so no need for "tactics". I walk in and they usually ask do i want a dance. They are quite shy so we go to an enclosed area and she dances and sometimes takes her clothes off. The one thing i find strange is that they always ask for 20 quid before the dance :confused:


  • #11
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    The girls in the place i go to are very friendly so no need for "tactics". I walk in and they usually ask do i want a dance. They are quite shy so we go to an enclosed area and she dances and sometimes takes her clothes off. The one thing i find strange is that they always ask for 20 quid before the dance :confused:

    Then you marry them, go on a killing spree and finally try kill her, yourself and her kids by driving into a canal?? :p


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  • #12
    Shane732
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,965 ✭✭✭Shane732


    brummytom wrote: »
    Definitely.

    I think if you go out with a mindset of 'I'm going to get a girl (or a man, if that way inclined) tonight' and you don't, you just end up disappointed.

    If you go out to enjoy yourself with mates, anything else is just a bonus!

    I have friends that completely disagree with this and go out with the express mindset of getting with a girl. It actually quite annoys me someones as you can struggle to have decent craic on the night out.

    Personally I don't apply any "tactics" I think you enjoy nights out much more and if something happens then it's just a bonus like you said.

    Of course rohypnol always does the trick if needs must!!!


  • #13
    chuckliddell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭chuckliddell


    rape


  • #14
    skeleton_boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭skeleton_boy


    Lob the gob ftw


  • #15
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    chuckliddell wrote: »
    rape

    Do you find that funny? I dont really consider rape being a joke. :mad:


  • #16
    enfant terrible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,795 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Do you find that funny? I dont really consider rape being a joke. :mad:

    it's not rape, look, mistletoe


  • #17
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    enfant terrible wrote: »
    it's not rape, look, mistletoe

    Mistletoe in JUNE!? Okaaay...


  • #18
    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Do you find that funny? I dont really consider rape being a joke. :mad:

    Even in a clown suit?


  • #19
    Shane732
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,965 ✭✭✭Shane732


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Mistletoe in JUNE!? Okaaay...

    Interesting tactic I think you'll agree.


  • #20
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Talk to women early in the night, say between 9-11, I find the earlier the better as try like your confidence in approaching sober before the crowd of sleazy drunks come along. Also if you just want a ride with an attractive woman and aren't feeling too selective, talk to lots of groups of women early and leave on a high point when they are loving you, one of them will be back to talk to you when they get a few drinks in them for courage.

    Then when one bites create sexual tension, don't burst the tension until you are in a location you can feasibly have sex.


  • #21
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Mistletoe in JUNE!? Okaaay...
    It's plastic, he brings it everywhere, that and duct tape.


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  • #22
    chuckliddell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭chuckliddell


    its not rape............ i like to call it surprise sex


  • #23
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    *unfollows thread*


  • #24
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Having boobs.


  • #25
    Halloran springs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭Halloran springs


    I try to impress with my knowledge of everything "Star Wars" including but not limited to the "Galaxy of Fear" novels by John Whitman.


  • #26
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Having boobs.

    Doesn't work for me..

    Oh, wait, female ones.. :(


  • #27
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Then when one bites create sexual tension, don't burst the tension until you are in a location you can feasibly have sex.

    Where? Like the toilets? :confused: :pac:


  • #28
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Having boobs.
    Having excellent bewbs is cheating somewhat :P


  • #29
    30txsbzmcu2k9w
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭30txsbzmcu2k9w


    Best tactic to get a ride is avoid nightclubs altogether and hit late bars.


  • #30
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    i think the best tactic is just be yourself and you should be accepted for who you are


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  • #31
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    ciano1 wrote: »
    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    Then when one bites create sexual tension, don't burst the tension until you are in a location you can feasibly have sex.

    Where? Like the toilets? :confused: :pac:

    Like your house maybe.


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