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Have you ever been approached by a prostitute in Ireland?

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    #62
    Joe10000
    Registered Users Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Are ya lookin for bizzzzzzzness.....

    Yes I've been approached a few times and the stories will have to wait for the statute of limitations to elapse :)


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    #63
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I was in Dundalk earlier and on my way out of a Lidl car-park a girl tapped on the window.. I unlocked the door and she asked for a euro. Now she did not look like a junkie or scumbag in any way whatsoever, she was actually quite respectable and nice looking, so it was odd that she would ask for €1 like =/

    maybe she needed €1 for the trolley :rolleyes:


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    #64
    talkinyite
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭talkinyite


    all the time, though I don't think they know they're prostitutes


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    #65
    Pdfile
    Registered Users Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    talkinyite wrote: »
    all the time, though I don't think they know they're prostitutes



    indeed, ill never forget the time i seen several of them behind burger king at baggot street, shooting up while the others do their make up....


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    #66
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Never been approached by a woman but on Saturday night in Dublin I was approached by a fella on o Connell. I pulled in at the side of the road down near the Parnell street end while a mate jumped out to the atm. This little fella in a see through vest and denim cut off shorts floats up to the window and asks if I'm looking to party. I'd never ever seen male prostitutes in Ireland before. Let alone be approached by them. Needless to say my mate seen it and I've been getting nothing but jokes posted on my Facebook since.


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    #67
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,301 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    leggo wrote: »
    Once was when I came home from work, gloating to the missus at the time about how she was lucky to have me. A lovely looking Eastern European lady had approached me at the bus stop, offered me a drink from a backpack she was carrying

    I had pizza. She offered me a beer. I don't drink. I offered her a slice of pizza. She declined.

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    #68
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    Never been approached by a woman but on Saturday night in Dublin I was approached by a fella on o Connell. I pulled in at the side of the road down near the Parnell street end while a mate jumped out to the atm. This little fella in a see through vest and denim cut off shorts floats up to the window and asks if I'm looking to party. I'd never ever seen male prostitutes in Ireland before. Let alone be approached by them. Needless to say my mate seen it and I've been getting nothing but jokes posted on my Facebook since.

    But did you "party" with him?


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    #69
    prinz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    In Ireland once, in a pub in Dublin city centre. There was a pair of them in trying to drum up some business.

    Abroad, plenty of times. Had the 'honour' of living in a hotspot in Paris for quite a while so basically any evening coming home after about 7pm you'd have to walk the gauntlet.


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    #70
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,846 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    I took my dog for a walk on the beach earlier today and was quite surprised by youthful topless sunbathers in the lee of a mighty cliff. Shocked I was, all I wanted was to exercise Fizz and maybe scour out some cockles for a quick snack, but there I was left glancing sidelong at glistening boobs.

    No particular relation to the thread, but I thought I would share.

    Which beach would this be?


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    #71
    blackwhite
    Registered Users Posts: 8,548 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    mandrake04 wrote: »
    I remember going to a work function back in '03 in the Burlington and either parked my car in Burlington Rd or Waterloo road and walking back this Yoke approached me asking did I want any company? She definitely was a Dub but looked more like 30's single mummy type than a junkie, but she was definitely either high or pissed.


    Used to live around in an apartment on Burlington Rd, and there'd be hookers on the road most nights. Dirty, skanky yokes one and all.
    Was never sure which was worse, walking home and getting propositioned by them, or walking home and seeing some lonely auld lad in a car waiting for one to show up


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    #72
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    amacachi wrote: »
    Which Lidl?
    Cant get into the car park now, its so busy :P


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    #73
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    Bertie asked for my vote, does that count?:D


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    #74
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Probably just a hooker having a sale or something. You'd pay the euro this week and watch the price would rocket up to the standard 40quid by next week.
    They really do have you by the balls in this country.

    speaking from experience are we?

    Sounds like you know the price ranges...


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    #75
    hefferboi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    I felt a prostitutes tit in Spain. I asked her for a teaser! Pay for nothing.


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    #76
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Suas11 wrote: »
    Which beach would this be?
    :cool:

    Galwegians will probably have a good idea of where I'm talking about.


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    #77
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,339 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    Never been approached by a woman but on Saturday night in Dublin I was approached by a fella on o Connell. I pulled in at the side of the road down near the Parnell street end while a mate jumped out to the atm. This little fella in a see through vest and denim cut off shorts floats up to the window and asks if I'm looking to party. I'd never ever seen male prostitutes in Ireland before. Let alone be approached by them. Needless to say my mate seen it and I've been getting nothing but jokes posted on my Facebook since.

    But did you "party" with him?

    Was more a massacre than a party. I wrecked him.


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    #78
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    He so regrets not digging a lil deeper lol
    Now he forever wonders what in fact she meant lol

    You could have asked , what type of business, Explain please?:P


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    #79
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,093 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Never got propostioned in Ireland. Was the only man in history refused entry to a brothel (in my local town,now closed) though. Apparently I was "too drunk". She didn't mind the twenty stone, middle aged man calling for business though!


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    #80
    TheVoodoo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭TheVoodoo


    El Horseboxo wrote: »
    Never been approached by a woman but on Saturday night in Dublin I was approached by a fella on o Connell. I pulled in at the side of the road down near the Parnell street end while a mate jumped out to the atm. This little fella in a see through vest and denim cut off shorts floats up to the window and asks if I'm looking to party. I'd never ever seen male prostitutes in Ireland before. Let alone be approached by them. Needless to say my mate seen it and I've been getting nothing but jokes posted on my Facebook since.


    "Looking for a party" usually means " are you looking for Drugs"


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    #81
    JG009
    Registered Users Posts: 2,482 ✭✭✭JG009


    Yep, I was out jogging one night in a lovely area of Dublin and this fat "WAN" stops me and says, "would'ye have a ssseeeemokeeee youngfellllaaaahhhh"
    "I'm out jogging, what do you think?"

    I also saw one around the corner taking a dump in an alleyway, I was driving a black mondeo at the time, when she saw that she just pulled up the jocks mid sh1te and ran. I thought that'll be a nice treat for her next customer.


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    #82
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Snowie wrote: »

    Man I would of taken her to the nearest alley way let her blow me, then as she got out reversed over her and robbed her money and drove off and got on with my next job/mission...

    Trent? Is that you?


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    #83
    FruitLover
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    all I wanted was to exercise Fizz and maybe scour out some cockles for a quick snack

    OK, I looked these euphamisms up in urbandictionary.com, but I couldn't find anything :confused:


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    #84
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    FruitLover wrote: »
    OK, I looked these euphamisms up in urbandictionary.com, but I couldn't find anything :confused:
    Fizz = fizzgig, my little pom, cockles = delicious wild shellfish that live in these parts. Not quite everything is a dirty limerick. ;)


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    #85
    a-k-47
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭a-k-47


    JG009 wrote: »
    Yep, I was out jogging one night in a lovely area of Dublin and this fat "WAN" stops me and says, "would'ye have a ssseeeemokeeee youngfellllaaaahhhh"
    "I'm out jogging, what do you think?"

    I also saw one around the corner taking a dump in an alleyway, I was driving a black mondeo at the time, when she saw that she just pulled up the jocks mid sh1te and ran. I thought that'll be a nice treat for her next customer.

    What makes you think they were brazzers? do you actually know what a brazzer does, clown. Sound more like a girl looking for a smoke and junkie taking a dump!.


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    #86
    Tarkus
    Registered Users Posts: 453 ✭✭Tarkus


    My name is URL wrote: »

    I'd be lying if I said that part of me didn't regret saying no :pac:

    & we'd all be lying if we said we didn't know which part that might be...:p


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    #87
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    44leto wrote: »
    When I was in Vegas I was warned if a beautiful woman approaches you for a chat she is a hooker.

    Had a similar experience in Germany once. Went into Cologne to an Irish bar to watch a match. There was a stunner at the bar that I got chatting to who seemed to find all my jokes very funny....

    That was a blow to the ego. :(


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    #88
    Keedowah
    Registered Users Posts: 979 ✭✭✭Keedowah


    I work on Baggot street and the place is riddled with them at night - especially around the pepper cannister church.

    The bush outside our ground-floor office is full of johnnies - its vile.


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    #89
    Cardinal Richelieu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,407 ✭✭✭Cardinal Richelieu


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Thats gas. I live really close to there and never heard anything. There used to be a brothel across the road from the garda station close by but thats gone now (so i heard).

    Garda cut backs?


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    #90
    RiseToTheTop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 956 ✭✭✭RiseToTheTop


    Not until last year. Then I took a visit to The Kingdom and was approached by an average of 10 every hour.


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    #91
    working fool
    Registered Users Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Keedowah wrote: »
    I work on Baggot street and the place is riddled with them at night - especially around the pepper cannister church.

    The bush outside our ground-floor office is full of johnnies - its vile.

    I was gonna thank you for that
    But for all the wrong reasons


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