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Have you ever been approached by a prostitute in Ireland?

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  • 27-03-2012 9:20pm
    #1
    My name is URL
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    I was in Dundalk earlier and on my way out of a Lidl car-park a girl tapped on the window.. I unlocked the door and she asked for a euro. Now she did not look like a junkie or scumbag in any way whatsoever, she was actually quite respectable and nice looking, so it was odd that she would ask for €1 like =/

    Anywho, I had no change on me at the time and told her that I couldn't help her out. Then she asked if I wanted to "do business".. Shocked I was.. this happened in broad daylight in a very busy area. I just said no thanks and drove off. Am I naive to think that this was in any way out of the ordinary?

    Maybe I completely misunderstood what she meant.. perhaps she wanted me to go on Dragon's Den with her.

    Has anyone else had a similar type of experience here?

    I'd be lying if I said that part of me didn't regret saying no :pac:


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    #2
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Only 1 euro??!!!

    You should've gave her a tenner and kept her for the week.


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    #3
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    The Dundalk Mafia (KeithM89 & Pighead) will come down on you like a ton of pigs now. I'd run if I were you.

    Serious answer: That makes no sense. Someone was having you on.


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    Vandy West
    Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭Vandy West


    maybe she wanted a euro for a cart


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    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Which Lidl?


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    KeithM89_old
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    My name is URL wrote: »
    I was in Dundalk earlier and on my way out of a Lidl car-park a girl tapped on the window

    The one at the hill???


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,060 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    amacachi wrote: »
    Which Lidl?

    The one beside The Gym


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    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    My name is URL wrote: »
    The one beside The Gym

    Odd, I be around there a fair amount and never noticed it.


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    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Confab wrote: »
    (Pighead)...will come down on you like a ton of pigs now.

    Lol.


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    Ghandee
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    /of to Dundalk...........


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    baltimore sun
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    something similar happened to me one day, being a young bucko just moved up to Dublin I looked the lady straight in the face and said "...but I'm not selling anything?"
    And then the realisation hit me, a prostitute was looking down on me for being stupid. Oh the horror, I still think of the rotten yoke (& she was utter filth, a few teeth missing and a face only a surgeon would love to work on) every time I drive down the quay around Smithfield


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    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Lidl have really branched out their range of services..


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    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    amacachi wrote: »
    Odd, I be around there a fair amount and never noticed it.

    Lidl or the gym?:pac:


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    My name is URL wrote: »
    The one beside The Gym

    Thats gas. I live really close to there and never heard anything. There used to be a brothel across the road from the garda station close by but thats gone now (so i heard).


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    bigneacy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    amacachi wrote: »
    My name is URL wrote: »
    The one beside The Gym

    Odd, I be around there a fair amount and never noticed it.

    Don't worry lads I'm getting into the car now to go and thoroughly investigate... :pac:

    (where's that ****in euro I seen a few minutes ago)


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    starch4ser
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭starch4ser


    Are you sure it just wasn't the car park attendant?

    baltimore sun wrote: »
    something similar happened to me one day, being a young bucko just moved up to Dublin I looked the lady straight in the face and said "...but I'm not selling anything?"
    And then the realisation hit me, a prostitute was looking down on me for being stupid. Oh the horror, I still think of the rotten yoke (& she was utter filth, a few teeth missing and a face only a surgeon would love to work on) every time I drive down the quay around Smithfield

    I was propositioned around there a few years back. Dirty aids infested chronic junkie. Looked like she only had hours to live.


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    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Lidl or the gym?:pac:

    I'm an alcoholic so take a wild guess. :pac:


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    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I've never even seen an Irish brazzer.


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,060 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    amacachi wrote: »
    Odd, I be around there a fair amount and never noticed it.

    Yeah, it's definitely odd. I go to that gym sometimes and have never seen or heard of something like it happening. Another thing that was odd is that she (at least sounded) English. She was slim with long, straight, jet-black hair and in her early 20's and had a cracking arse. I had considered reporting it because it just seemed so bizarre at the time. I hope she wasn't in any danger or trouble and just looking to get away from there.


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    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Probably just a hooker having a sale or something. You'd pay the euro this week and watch the price would rocket up to the standard 40quid by next week.
    They really do have you by the balls in this country.


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    #21
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I've never even seen an Irish brazzer.

    Something about a mother or something.


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    #22
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    They really do have you by the balls in this country.

    The only way I'd pay 40 quid for them to have a grip of my balls would be if it was with their arse.


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    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Could have been one of them lidl weekly specials.


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I was in Dundalk earlier and on my way out of a Lidl car-park a girl tapped on the window.. I unlocked the door and she asked for a euro. Now she did not look like a junkie or scumbag in any way whatsoever, she was actually quite respectable and nice looking, so it was odd that she would ask for €1 like =/

    Anywho, I had no change on me at the time and told her that I couldn't help her out. Then she asked if I wanted to "do business".. Shocked I was.. this happened in broad daylight in a very busy area. I just said no thanks and drove off. Am I naive to think that this was in any way out of the ordinary?

    Maybe I completely misunderstood what she meant.. perhaps she wanted me to go on Dragon's Den with her.

    Has anyone else had a similar type of experience here?

    I'd be lying if I said that part of me didn't regret saying no :pac:
    r

    Man I would of taken her to the nearest alley way let her blow me, then as she got out reversed over her and robbed her money and drove off and got on with my next job/mission...


    dont blame the computer games wither!


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    #25
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    I took my dog for a walk on the beach earlier today and was quite surprised by youthful topless sunbathers in the lee of a mighty cliff. Shocked I was, all I wanted was to exercise Fizz and maybe scour out some cockles for a quick snack, but there I was left glancing sidelong at glistening boobs.

    No particular relation to the thread, but I thought I would share.


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    #26
    Continuity Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭Continuity Wolfe Tone


    Wouldn't it be funny if she was just coming on to you and wasn't a prostitute at all :D


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    #27
    eurokev
    Registered Users Posts: 964 ✭✭✭eurokev


    yep, in cork by the appartment blocks by the college of comm, healy hall or something I think its called. Was heading through the street about 10 after work to meet a few freinds, and this really old one was standing right outside the door and asked me if I was interested. Was so taken aback. She must have been at least 60 and looked like someone you would see on the early 90's COPS show. Black leather skirt, black fish netty stockings and a short black top. With a withered face, like your hands go from being in the shower too long you know, probably from being spunked on for so many years, uuuuggghhh


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    #28
    Simi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,865 ✭✭✭Simi


    I'm sure it was a prostitute, but it also could have been someone trying to sell you drugs?

    Anyway yes, there was a brothel above a shop I used to work in years ago. They used to buy sweeties from me. :D Oh & phone credit, always with the phone credit.


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    #29
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Wise man OP for driving away

    Wasn't there a lot of Limerick men who got named and shamed after being stung by an undercover garda.

    Gotta be careful


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    #30
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    A few times

    About 3 months ago on OConnell street I was offered a BJ for the printably sum of "15" euro, I kind of went "HUH".
    Yeah down the alley there (just next to the Abbey Theatre) then I became instantly suspicious.

    She wasn't a bad looking girl, not that, that was a concern for a "15"euro BJ, while still a bit tipsy. But I kind of thought what a perfect way to mug someone, down a dark alley way, some accomplishes waiting, my dick out and a knife in my back. So I said no thanks and walked off towards the taxi rank.

    If it happened wouldn't have even reported it.


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    #31
    mad m
    Registered Users Posts: 9,002 ✭✭✭mad m


    A work mate was parked up near Arbour hill(Dublin) drinking a coffee from a nice little Italian shop up there, girl taps on the window ( do you's want any Business).....he was dumb founded...

    I had to laugh, the way he was telling the story, he said she was like Lego, I said what do you mean Lego? (In bits she was) Haha.


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