Another day, an even bigger crash.. Fuk my life.

25-12-2011 08:32AM #1

8am. Vietnamese guy.driving.across road hesitates and I've nowhere to go except.into him. Had to pay the police 275 dollars, have a broken collar bone and I'm missing the big Christmas thing in my friend 's house. Lying in an empty house.unable to move or.turn around. Yay.

amacachi · 25-12-2011 08:38AM

Quality of life eh?

Jesus Wept · 25-12-2011 08:40AM

That's sh1t. Is there anything I can do from here?

You could watch Die Hard

Micky Dolenz · 25-12-2011 08:43AM

Maybe time to trade in for a car?

xsiborg · 25-12-2011 08:49AM

OP should change their username to "jonah"... :rolleyes:

mp22 · 25-12-2011 09:03AM

Is the bike ok?

BeefyS · 25-12-2011 09:03AM

Simpsons Christmas Boogie ?

Swampy · 25-12-2011 09:06AM

Sure nobody really uses a collar bone anyway.

Now go and eat your Xmas turtle.

Jimmy Garlic · 25-12-2011 09:07AM

:rolleyes:
There are two sides to every story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2--PVWYQbw

25-12-2011 09:11AM

mp22 wrote: »

Is the bike ok?

No.. Front destroyed. This sucks.. Stuck in the foetal position with my phone to keep me company for.Christmas.

Swampy · 25-12-2011 09:12AM

Can you call anyone to bring you around some opium?

Absurdum · 25-12-2011 09:14AM

Charlies twelve o'clock....man, Nam was hell.

Caoimhín · 25-12-2011 10:03AM

Wait a sec, Vietnam?

Arent drugs very easy to obtain there?

Gyalist · 25-12-2011 10:25AM

You seem determined to never learn the lesson that these crashes are trying to teach you.

Auvers · 25-12-2011 10:33AM

All you need

Oranage2 · 25-12-2011 10:39AM

Well Ads I've seen you troll the Christaninty forum a week ago and this happens on the Jesus' birthday - Coincidence I think not -

25-12-2011 11:24AM

What an odd post.

xsiborg · 25-12-2011 11:28AM

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What an odd post.

haha, i bet that's the last thing you said as you drove straight into it n all!

leggo · 25-12-2011 11:29AM

You never know, your friends might arrange to surprise you and come around to cheer you up.

But if that doesn't happen now...I've probably made your day even worse by giving you false hope. Sorry about that...

AG2R · 25-12-2011 11:30AM

Just stop driving

Piriz · 25-12-2011 11:52AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Well Ads I've seen you troll the Christaninty forum a week ago and this happens on the Jesus' birthday - Coincidence I think not -

So what your implying is that your god decided to exact revenge on this man on this aparent holy day because he trolled on the christianity forum on boards? And your comment has an air that justice has been served... Sad ! Your quite the brainwashed person arnt you... Its disgusting

Quandary · 25-12-2011 12:00PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Well Ads I've seen you troll the Christaninty forum a week ago and this happens on the Jesus' birthday - Coincidence I think not -

Be careful now, as far as I am aware your god doesn't like smugness either so watch your ass!

MagicMarker · 25-12-2011 12:01PM

Sure Jesus is a cunt, don't ya know?

25-12-2011 12:02PM

On a serious note, is there much point in doctors and all that? Pretty sure you just have to sling a broken collar bone and leave it heal?

Crann na Beatha · 25-12-2011 12:09PM

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ThePower11 · 25-12-2011 12:13PM

$275 for what?

ghosttown · 25-12-2011 12:14PM

Wait...... so ya kill ? Some viet dude for $275, no one here cares, awesome ! Happy Xmas.

ThePower11 · 25-12-2011 12:16PM

Veles wrote: »

surely you can avail of some therapeutic massages such which was briefly highlighted in that film with Charlie Sheen in it..what was it called again?

Out of Africa I think it was

MagicMarker · 25-12-2011 12:16PM

Veles wrote: »

surely you can avail of some therapeutic massages such which was briefly highlighted in that film with Charlie Sheen in it..what was it called again?

All Dogs Go to Heaven 2?

cocoshovel · 25-12-2011 12:20PM

The joys of vietnam!

25-12-2011 12:23PM

ThePower11 wrote: »

$275 for what?

Bout 25 dollars for the guy to goto hosptital. The rest so I don't go to the police station.

Another day, an even bigger crash.. Fuk my life.

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