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Another day, an even bigger crash.. Fuk my life.

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  • 25-12-2011 8:32am
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    [Deleted User]
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    8am. Vietnamese guy.driving.across road hesitates and I've nowhere to go except.into him. Had to pay the police 275 dollars, have a broken collar bone and I'm missing the big Christmas thing in my friend 's house. Lying in an empty house.unable to move or.turn around. Yay.


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    #2
    amacachi
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    Quality of life eh?


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    #3
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    That's sh1t. Is there anything I can do from here?

    You could watch Die Hard



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    #4
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Maybe time to trade in for a car?


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    #5
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    OP should change their username to "jonah"... :rolleyes:


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    #6
    mp22
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    Is the bike ok?


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    #7
    BeefyS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭BeefyS


    Simpsons Christmas Boogie ?


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    #8
    Swampy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Sure nobody really uses a collar bone anyway.

    Now go and eat your Xmas turtle.


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    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    :rolleyes:
    There are two sides to every story.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2--PVWYQbw


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    #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mp22 wrote: »
    Is the bike ok?

    No.. Front destroyed. This sucks.. Stuck in the foetal position with my phone to keep me company for.Christmas.


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    #11
    Swampy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Can you call anyone to bring you around some opium?


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    #12
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    Charlies twelve o'clock....man, Nam was hell.


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    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Wait a sec, Vietnam?

    Arent drugs very easy to obtain there?


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    #14
    Gyalist
    Registered Users Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    You seem determined to never learn the lesson that these crashes are trying to teach you.


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    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    All you need


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    #16
    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Well Ads I've seen you troll the Christaninty forum a week ago and this happens on the Jesus' birthday - Coincidence I think not -


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    [Deleted User]
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    What an odd post.


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    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Ads by Google wrote: »
    What an odd post.

    haha, i bet that's the last thing you said as you drove straight into it n all! :D


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    #19
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    You never know, your friends might arrange to surprise you and come around to cheer you up.

    But if that doesn't happen now...I've probably made your day even worse by giving you false hope. Sorry about that...


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    #20
    AG2R
    Registered Users Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭AG2R


    Just stop driving


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    #21
    Piriz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Piriz


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Well Ads I've seen you troll the Christaninty forum a week ago and this happens on the Jesus' birthday - Coincidence I think not -

    So what your implying is that your god decided to exact revenge on this man on this aparent holy day because he trolled on the christianity forum on boards? And your comment has an air that justice has been served... Sad ! Your quite the brainwashed person arnt you... Its disgusting


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    #22
    Quandary
    Registered Users Posts: 5,306 ✭✭✭Quandary


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Well Ads I've seen you troll the Christaninty forum a week ago and this happens on the Jesus' birthday - Coincidence I think not -

    Be careful now, as far as I am aware your god doesn't like smugness either so watch your ass!


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    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Sure Jesus is a cunt, don't ya know?


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    #24
    [Deleted User]
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    On a serious note, is there much point in doctors and all that? Pretty sure you just have to sling a broken collar bone and leave it heal?


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    Crann na Beatha
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    #26
    ThePower11
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    $275 for what?


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    ghosttown
    Registered Users Posts: 691 ✭✭✭ghosttown


    Wait...... so ya kill ? Some viet dude for $275, no one here cares, awesome ! Happy Xmas.


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    #28
    ThePower11
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    Veles wrote: »
    surely you can avail of some therapeutic massages such which was briefly highlighted in that film with Charlie Sheen in it..what was it called again?
    Out of Africa I think it was


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    #29
    MagicMarker
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    Veles wrote: »
    surely you can avail of some therapeutic massages such which was briefly highlighted in that film with Charlie Sheen in it..what was it called again?
    All Dogs Go to Heaven 2?


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    #30
    cocoshovel
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    The joys of vietnam!


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    #31
    [Deleted User]
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    ThePower11 wrote: »
    $275 for what?

    Bout 25 dollars for the guy to goto hosptital. The rest so I don't go to the police station.


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