How to get a girl??

MariaBabii · 15-12-2011 01:57AM

fluorescence wrote: »

MariaBabii wrote: »

Prove to her that you aint a cheater cos most fellas these days are! Treat her nice, have a laugh and dont be scabby with x's wen ur textin her

Bit harsh, don't you think?

I dont do relationships personally atm, cos I know of too many lads that cheat, lads I would never expect to EVER cheat! Ones in relationships for ages! Might be different for you tho

closeline · 15-12-2011 02:00AM

Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..

stupidusername · 15-12-2011 02:00AM

Buy her a drink

The King of Moo · 15-12-2011 02:07AM

It's very simple: be self-confident, or at least pretend to be, without being cocky.

It's what most women appreciate most in a man, and will generally trump looks, unless you're hideous.

Richard Hillman · 15-12-2011 02:32AM

First you have to get the money

then you get the power

then you get the women

orourkeda · 15-12-2011 02:36AM

Punch them in the face and grab their fanny.

They love a bit of rough

paddy kerins · 15-12-2011 02:36AM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

First you have to get the money sugar

then you get the power

then you get the women

FYP

closeline · 15-12-2011 02:43AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Punch them in the face and grab their fanny.

They love a bit of rough

Id like to do that ha. Fanny is nice but isnt so easy to get.

empacher · 15-12-2011 02:43AM

whip it out and twirl it in circles. if that doesn't impress her nothing will.

holystungun9 · 15-12-2011 02:46AM

empacher wrote: »

whip it out and twirl it in circles. if that doesn't impress her nothing will.

Yeah, do some 'go go gadget penis' and they will be queuing up.

John Doe1 · 15-12-2011 02:47AM

Shag a guy in front of the girl, she will be so jealous/horny she will be on you like dog in heat.

Reamer Fanny · 15-12-2011 02:48AM

Rohypnol, putty in your hands

Pierce_1991 · 15-12-2011 02:51AM

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

Blast her with piss.

How did it take 5 pages??

orourkeda · 15-12-2011 02:57AM

closeline wrote: »

Id like to do that ha. Fanny is nice but isnt so easy to get.

Just reach out and grab the fanny.

Fanny woooooooooooooo

orourkeda · 15-12-2011 03:00AM

stupidusername wrote: »

You're missing a comma I presume.

You're missing a point I presume.

stupidusername · 15-12-2011 03:01AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Youre missing a point I presume

No,you'd be the one missing the point.

orourkeda · 15-12-2011 03:02AM

stupidusername wrote: »

No,you'd be the one missing the point.

Serves you right for replying so fast.

orourkeda · 15-12-2011 03:03AM

the groutch wrote: »

10 dolla you love me long time?

sucky five dollar

Thisnewseason · 15-12-2011 03:09AM

2 pound special!

stupidusername · 15-12-2011 03:13AM

orourkeda wrote: »

Serves you right for replying so fast.

I was actually saying that no turkey without the comma would've meant a very different thing.all in jest.i wasn't just saying it to be a punctuation pedant

LighterGuy · 15-12-2011 03:24AM

closeline wrote: »

Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..

Aka,
get a ride? :pac:

But to be serious man, its been said time and time before that Irish girls are generally stuck up in Night Clubs... and I agree.
But our minds make a point. Someone is still getting them. They still go home with some bloke. If not tonight, another week. If not you, someone else. So it makes us go What The Fuck is wrong? whats up?

I dunno man. think you need such a hardened neck. So when, not if, you get rejected you move on to the next girl in the joint without any hesitation.

orourkeda · 15-12-2011 03:31AM

stupidusername wrote: »

I was actually saying that no turkey without the comma would've meant a very different thing.all in jest.i wasn't just saying it to be a punctuation pedant

Jaysus

Snowie · 15-12-2011 03:51AM

hi how are you ?

drink this!

holystungun9 · 15-12-2011 04:23AM

Try the ol' does this smell like Chloroform to you trick. But grab her before she falls down or it looks very suspicious.

later12 · 15-12-2011 04:43AM

Try The Thunderdome.

Some lovely, well spoken, shy ladies in there.

Ricardo G · 15-12-2011 04:59PM

I had sex with this girl i met at a night club last weekend, it was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry.. Rohypnol and Chlorform