How to get a girl??

closeline

Might be wrong thread...Any advice going...Dont drink..How to impress?? How to chat em up etc...Might seem like a complete fool but sure what about it ha!!

Sonics2k

Throw money in their faces. Chicks love that.

stupidusername

Probably not the best forum tbh. Try Relationship Issues

af_thefragile

Get her drunk?

Latchy

Wear shades OP .At least if you get rejected (again) you can spare your shame and remain anon .

stupidusername

Ignore her. Bitches love to be ignored. She'll be in floods

closeline

stupidusername wrote: »

Probably not the best forum tbh. Try Relationship Issues

Unfortunately that cant be found!!

Sheeps

A long rope with a noose in it, a horse and a saddle.

stupidusername

closeline wrote: »

Unfortunately that cant be found!!

Go to personal issues,relationship issues is a sub forum

El Horseboxo

Try get a fella first and take it from there.

Deus Ex Machina

Kill 15 to 20 people and then, if you haven't been caught, turn yourself in. Serial killers get loads of proposals in the mail while in prison.

But be wary of getting raped in the showers. If it does happen just close your eyes and imagine that you've hooked up with a kinky bitch and she's pegging you.

Fluorescence

closeline wrote: »

Unfortunately that cant be found!!

Here. After Hours is really not the place for serious advice :pac:

St.Spodo

Tell a few jokes, girls like that.

She'll be sliding all over the place in no time.

realdanbreen

closeline wrote: »

Might be wrong thread...Any advice going...Dont drink..How to impress?? How to chat em up etc...Might seem like a complete fool but sure what about it ha!!

What age are you?

Ricardo G

You can have mine............please take her

Richard Hillman

Spit on their faces. Women love that.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Play it gay. Works for me. Kinda.

ballsymchugh

go to tibet and train very hard for a number of years with a group called the league of shadows, then come back, put on some dark clothes and go around telling people you own everything while driving a tank like prototype car.
if that doesn't work then you're screwed.

closeline

stupidusername76009403 wrote:

Ignore her. Bitches love to be ignored. She'll be in floods

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

Jimmy Bottlehead

Rohypnol.

Works every time.

TouchingVirus

stupidusername wrote: »

Probably not the best forum tbh. Try Relationship Issues

stupidusername wrote: »

Ignore her. Bitches love to be ignored. She'll be in floods

7 minutes to go into full AH mode, I'm impressed

Juwwi

Pretend your a traveller and go "grabbing"

Tubbs4

Wait outside weight watchers with a bucket of kfc.
you might more then 1.

stupidusername

TouchingVirus wrote: »

7 minutes to go into full AH mode, I'm impressed

I gave up being genuine

CamperMan

just be yourself!

PseudoFamous

Paging Cill Dara Abu.

stupidusername

closeline wrote: »

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

Ooh am I the chosen one?

closeline

fluorescence wrote: »

Here. After Hours is really not the place for serious advice :pac:

Thanks...Ya im after kinda figuring that out now.

Nodin

closeline wrote: »

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

This is going to be a "larry murphy" effort, isn't it.

closeline

stupidusername wrote: »

Ooh am I the chosen one?

No ha nothing to do with you personally!!

strobe

closeline wrote: »

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

This thread just got upgraded to 'intriguing'.

Spill it man!

Latchy

Walk around with a ghetto blaster playing '' Oh what a lonely boy '' by Andrew Gold .

Your sure to get loads of curious females who'll want to mother you :eek:

closeline

Nodin wrote: »

This is going to be a "larry murphy" effort, isn't it.

Haha no.

Temptamperu

Get your mates/brothers to hold of her freinds, throw her over your shoulder and bring her back to your cave/tent

Raekwon

Put your dick in a box and present it to her.

That worked like a charm for Justin Timberlake apparently.

stupidusername

closeline wrote: »

No ha nothing to do with you personally!!

Forever alone

PseudoFamous

Buy a headlamp off her.

Ricardo G

Women with hairy arse's are usually pretty easy

im invisible

In this country, you gotta make the money first.

Then when you get the money, you get the power.

Then when you get the power... then you get the women.

paky

be obnoxious and seem disinterested in sex and they'll think your a genius

or better still, hang out with a female friend. chicks dig guys who are in a relationship.

Mal-Adjusted

just do whatever it is you do and wait for the girls to chat you up...works for me

ballsymchugh

Mal-Adjusted wrote: »

just do whatever it is you do and wait for the girls to chat you up...works for me

lighting farts??

starbelgrade

Tell her you can show her a white Christmas.

Then come in her eye.

Latchy

closeline you know it's only AH banter with the posts so remember

1 you have as good a chance of scoring with the 'burds ' as anybody .

2 Just up the anti a bit but retain your cool

3 Dont' try to hard to hard to impress either as it can sometimes have the opposite effect .

4 Find your middle ground , your own comfort zone and learn to relax

5 G'luck

ballsymchugh

starbelgrade wrote: »

Tell her you can show her a white Christmas.

Then come in her eye.

or just get this witty tshirt so you don't have to do all that chit chat starbelgrade was talking about.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts-stock/swallow-or-its-going-in-your-eye/

s14driftking

have surprise sex with her they usually like it a bit rough first this way;)

Mrmoe

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Rohypnol.

Works every time.

pfft amateur chloroform is where it's at :P

charlemont

You got to have a different style for different women, Some of our own have to treated in the Treat em mean Keep em keen style as our women like jokers, Ones they think have money, So no romantic talk until you know she likes you, Foreign women don't tend to be as choosy so just act yourself and don't worry if you don't have a bulging pocket If you get in there they actually like romantic men they don't consider it sad ..


My style is different from yours, Make young bitch wanna drop the draws..ODB

PandyAndy

Go to The Ladies Lounge and post naked pictures of yourself. You'll be flooded with PMs.

The_Thing

You should watch both Manhunter and Silence Of The Lambs several times before starting out on your career.

KeithAFC

Be nice, dress nice, take her out, get to know her and so on.