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How to get a girl??

closeline · 2011-12-14 23:50:08

Might be wrong thread...Any advice going...Dont drink..How to impress?? How to chat em up etc...Might seem like a complete fool but sure what about it ha!!

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#92 15-12-2011 05:35PM

Immaculate Pasta

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KeithAFC wrote: »

Be nice, dress nice, take her out, get to know her and so on.

Pfft. You Protestants are weird. :cool:

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#93 15-12-2011 05:45PM

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It's Christmas time so go out wearing nothing but tinsel, it'll catch all the wimmin's eyes and then ask one to decorate your lower branch.

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#94 15-12-2011 05:49PM

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Save up a good lot of money and take a holiday in the appropriately named city of Bangkok.;););)

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#95 15-12-2011 05:53PM

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Hit one over the back of the head

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#96 15-12-2011 05:53PM

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Show her your bank account you could be elephant man and still pull if your bank account is full.

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#97 15-12-2011 06:05PM

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Generally acting like a cúnt seems to do the trick.

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#98 15-12-2011 06:28PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOuxdRMJME

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#99 15-12-2011 06:36PM

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Give her a "love tap". I heard it worked wonders in fifties.

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#100 16-12-2011 01:07PM

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closeline wrote: »

Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..

You mean ...Like you do/ don't wanna make out with her ?

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#101 16-12-2011 03:19PM

Dublin Chick

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closeline wrote: »

Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..

This thread should have been called How to get a Ride

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#102 16-12-2011 03:30PM

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Get one of your friends to crouch behind her in a pub and then push her over and then fall on top of her. If she doesn't scream and she's still conscious then you're onto a winner.

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#103 16-12-2011 03:34PM

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PM Gerry Brannagan

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056485846

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#104 16-12-2011 04:51PM

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Set up a fashion modelling event at your school or college and be the main man in it.
dress well.
be neat and clean.

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