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How to get a girl??

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  • #32
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Walk around with a ghetto blaster playing '' Oh what a lonely boy '' by Andrew Gold .

    Your sure to get loads of curious females who'll want to mother you :eek:


  • #33
    closeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭closeline


    Nodin wrote: »
    This is going to be a "larry murphy" effort, isn't it.

    Haha no.


  • #34
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Get your mates/brothers to hold of her freinds, throw her over your shoulder and bring her back to your cave/tent


  • #35
    Raekwon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    Put your dick in a box and present it to her.

    That worked like a charm for Justin Timberlake apparently.


  • #36
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    closeline wrote: »
    No ha nothing to do with you personally!!

    Forever alone :(


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  • #37
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Buy a headlamp off her.


  • #38
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Women with hairy arse's are usually pretty easy


  • #39
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    In this country, you gotta make the money first.

    Then when you get the money, you get the power.

    Then when you get the power... then you get the women.


  • #40
    paky
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    be obnoxious and seem disinterested in sex and they'll think your a genius

    or better still, hang out with a female friend. chicks dig guys who are in a relationship.


  • #41
    Mal-Adjusted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    just do whatever it is you do and wait for the girls to chat you up...works for me :D


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  • #42
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    Mal-Adjusted wrote: »
    just do whatever it is you do and wait for the girls to chat you up...works for me :D

    lighting farts??


  • #43
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Tell her you can show her a white Christmas.

    Then come in her eye.


  • #44
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    closeline you know it's only AH banter with the posts so remember

    1 you have as good a chance of scoring with the 'burds ' as anybody .

    2 Just up the anti a bit but retain your cool

    3 Dont' try to hard to hard to impress either as it can sometimes have the opposite effect .

    4 Find your middle ground , your own comfort zone and learn to relax

    5 G'luck


  • #45
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,940 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Tell her you can show her a white Christmas.

    Then come in her eye.

    or just get this witty tshirt so you don't have to do all that chit chat starbelgrade was talking about.

    http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts-stock/swallow-or-its-going-in-your-eye/


  • #46
    s14driftking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭s14driftking


    have surprise sex with her they usually like it a bit rough first this way;)


  • #47
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »
    Rohypnol.

    Works every time.

    pfft amateur :D chloroform is where it's at :P


  • #48
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    You got to have a different style for different women, Some of our own have to treated in the Treat em mean Keep em keen style as our women like jokers, Ones they think have money, So no romantic talk until you know she likes you, Foreign women don't tend to be as choosy so just act yourself and don't worry if you don't have a bulging pocket If you get in there they actually like romantic men they don't consider it sad ..


    My style is different from yours, Make young bitch wanna drop the draws..ODB


  • #49
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    Go to The Ladies Lounge and post naked pictures of yourself. You'll be flooded with PMs.


  • #50
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    You should watch both Manhunter and Silence Of The Lambs several times before starting out on your career.


  • #51
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Be nice, dress nice, take her out, get to know her and so on.


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  • #52
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    Be nice, dress nice, take her out, get to know her and so on.

    Unless she's Catholic.


  • #53
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    Unless she's Catholic.
    Get to convert her..:pac:


  • #54
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Two words, one scent.


    Sex Panther.


  • #55
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Become a friend .Real friends are appriciated , like diamonds gleaming in the dark .


  • #56
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Fizman wrote: »
    Two words, one scent.


    Sex Panther.

    60% of the time, it works every time.


  • #57
    books4sale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭books4sale


    Get rich.

    Get a fast sportscar

    Get a giant house

    Get a face operation.

    You got all four then get the girl.


  • #58
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Latchy wrote: »
    Become a friend .Real friends are appriciated , like diamonds gleaming in the dark .

    As friends ;)


  • #59
    MariaBabii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭MariaBabii


    Prove to her that you aint a cheater cos most fellas these days are! Treat her nice, have a laugh and dont be scabby with x's wen ur textin her :)


  • #60
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    fluorescence wrote: »
    As friends ;)
    He can take it on from there ;)


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  • #61
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    MariaBabii wrote: »
    Prove to her that you aint a cheater cos most fellas these days are! Treat her nice, have a laugh and dont be scabby with x's wen ur textin her :)

    Bit harsh, don't you think?


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