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How to get a girl??

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  • #62
    MariaBabii
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭MariaBabii


    fluorescence wrote: »
    MariaBabii wrote: »
    Prove to her that you aint a cheater cos most fellas these days are! Treat her nice, have a laugh and dont be scabby with x's wen ur textin her :)

    Bit harsh, don't you think?

    I dont do relationships personally atm, cos I know of too many lads that cheat, lads I would never expect to EVER cheat! Ones in relationships for ages! Might be different for you tho :)


  • #63
    closeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭closeline


    Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..


  • #64
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Buy her a drink ;)


  • #65
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    It's very simple: be self-confident, or at least pretend to be, without being cocky.

    It's what most women appreciate most in a man, and will generally trump looks, unless you're hideous.


  • #66
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    First you have to get the money

    then you get the power

    then you get the women


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  • #67
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Punch them in the face and grab their fanny.

    They love a bit of rough


  • #68
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    First you have to get the money sugar

    then you get the power

    then you get the women

    FYP ;)


  • #69
    closeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭closeline


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Punch them in the face and grab their fanny.

    They love a bit of rough

    Id like to do that ha. Fanny is nice but isnt so easy to get.


  • #70
    empacher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭empacher


    whip it out and twirl it in circles. if that doesn't impress her nothing will.


  • #71
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    empacher wrote: »
    whip it out and twirl it in circles. if that doesn't impress her nothing will.

    Yeah, do some 'go go gadget penis' and they will be queuing up.


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  • #72
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Shag a guy in front of the girl, she will be so jealous/horny she will be on you like dog in heat.


  • #73
    Reamer Fanny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Rohypnol, putty in your hands


  • #74
    Pierce_1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭Pierce_1991


    The Internet Explorer wrote: »
    Blast her with piss.

    How did it take 5 pages??


  • #75
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    closeline wrote: »
    Id like to do that ha. Fanny is nice but isnt so easy to get.

    Just reach out and grab the fanny.

    Fanny woooooooooooooo


  • #76
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    stupidusername wrote: »
    You're missing a comma I presume. :p

    You're missing a point I presume.


  • #77
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Youre missing a point I presume

    No,you'd be the one missing the point.


  • #78
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    stupidusername wrote: »
    No,you'd be the one missing the point.

    Serves you right for replying so fast.


  • #79
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    the groutch wrote: »
    10 dolla you love me long time?

    sucky five dollar


  • #80
    Thisnewseason
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Thisnewseason


    2 pound special!


  • #81
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Serves you right for replying so fast.

    I was actually saying that no turkey without the comma would've meant a very different thing.all in jest.i wasn't just saying it to be a punctuation pedant


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  • #82
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    closeline wrote: »
    Not really on about relationships..Just about getting a girl on a night out in a club etc..

    Aka,
    get a ride? :pac:

    But to be serious man, its been said time and time before that Irish girls are generally stuck up in Night Clubs... and I agree.
    But our minds make a point. Someone is still getting them. They still go home with some bloke. If not tonight, another week. If not you, someone else. So it makes us go What The Fuck is wrong? whats up?

    I dunno man. think you need such a hardened neck. So when, not if, you get rejected you move on to the next girl in the joint without any hesitation.


  • #83
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    stupidusername wrote: »
    I was actually saying that no turkey without the comma would've meant a very different thing.all in jest.i wasn't just saying it to be a punctuation pedant

    Jaysus


  • #84
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    hi how are you ?


    drink this!


  • #85
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Try the ol' does this smell like Chloroform to you trick. But grab her before she falls down or it looks very suspicious.


  • #86
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Try The Thunderdome.

    Some lovely, well spoken, shy ladies in there.


  • #87
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    I had sex with this girl i met at a night club last weekend, it was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry.. Rohypnol and Chlorform


  • #88
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Tell her she has a class face, bitches love compliments.


  • #89
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Send her a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces. :)


  • #90
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    just sit in the corner, casually licking your eyebrows:cool:


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  • #91
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    "hold my pint 7up while I go for a shite"

    If you come back and she is indeed holding your 7up, marry her.


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