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How to get a girl??

closeline · 2011-12-14 23:50:08

Might be wrong thread...Any advice going...Dont drink..How to impress?? How to chat em up etc...Might seem like a complete fool but sure what about it ha!!

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Might be wrong thread...Any advice going...Dont drink..How to impress?? How to chat em up etc...Might seem like a complete fool but sure what about it ha!!

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#2 15-12-2011 12:51AM

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Throw money in their faces. Chicks love that.

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#3 15-12-2011 12:51AM

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Probably not the best forum tbh. Try Relationship Issues

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#4 15-12-2011 12:51AM

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Get her drunk?

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#5 15-12-2011 12:51AM

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Wear shades OP .At least if you get rejected (again) you can spare your shame and remain anon .

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#6 15-12-2011 12:58AM

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Ignore her. Bitches love to be ignored. She'll be in floods

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#7 15-12-2011 12:58AM

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stupidusername wrote: »

Probably not the best forum tbh. Try Relationship Issues

Unfortunately that cant be found!!

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#8 15-12-2011 12:59AM

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A long rope with a noose in it, a horse and a saddle.

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#9 15-12-2011 12:59AM

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closeline wrote: »

Unfortunately that cant be found!!

Go to personal issues,relationship issues is a sub forum

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#10 15-12-2011 01:00AM

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Try get a fella first and take it from there.

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#11 15-12-2011 01:00AM

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Kill 15 to 20 people and then, if you haven't been caught, turn yourself in. Serial killers get loads of proposals in the mail while in prison.

But be wary of getting raped in the showers. If it does happen just close your eyes and imagine that you've hooked up with a kinky bitch and she's pegging you.

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#12 15-12-2011 01:01AM

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closeline wrote: »

Unfortunately that cant be found!!

Here. After Hours is really not the place for serious advice :pac:

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#13 15-12-2011 01:01AM

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Tell a few jokes, girls like that.

She'll be sliding all over the place in no time.

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#14 15-12-2011 01:01AM

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closeline wrote: »

Might be wrong thread...Any advice going...Dont drink..How to impress?? How to chat em up etc...Might seem like a complete fool but sure what about it ha!!

What age are you?

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#15 15-12-2011 01:02AM

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You can have mine............please take her

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Play it gay. Works for me. Kinda.

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#17 15-12-2011 01:02AM

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Spit on their faces. Women love that.

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#18 15-12-2011 01:03AM

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go to tibet and train very hard for a number of years with a group called the league of shadows, then come back, put on some dark clothes and go around telling people you own everything while driving a tank like prototype car.
if that doesn't work then you're screwed.

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#19 15-12-2011 01:03AM

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stupidusername76009403 wrote:

Ignore her. Bitches love to be ignored. She'll be in floods

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

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#20 15-12-2011 01:04AM

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Rohypnol.

Works every time.

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#21 15-12-2011 01:05AM

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stupidusername wrote: »

Probably not the best forum tbh. Try Relationship Issues

stupidusername wrote: »

Ignore her. Bitches love to be ignored. She'll be in floods

7 minutes to go into full AH mode, I'm impressed

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#22 15-12-2011 01:07AM

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Pretend your a traveller and go "grabbing"

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#23 15-12-2011 01:08AM

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Wait outside weight watchers with a bucket of kfc.
you might more then 1.

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TouchingVirus wrote: »

7 minutes to go into full AH mode, I'm impressed

I gave up being genuine

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just be yourself!

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#26 15-12-2011 01:08AM

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Paging Cill Dara Abu.

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#27 15-12-2011 01:08AM

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closeline wrote: »

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

Ooh am I the chosen one?

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#28 15-12-2011 01:09AM

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fluorescence wrote: »

Here. After Hours is really not the place for serious advice :pac:

Thanks...Ya im after kinda figuring that out now.

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#29 15-12-2011 01:10AM

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closeline wrote: »

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

This is going to be a "larry murphy" effort, isn't it.

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#30 15-12-2011 01:10AM

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stupidusername wrote: »

Ooh am I the chosen one?

No ha nothing to do with you personally!!

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#31 15-12-2011 01:11AM

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closeline wrote: »

I wish it was that easy..Unfortunatley there is something that I must admit which is frightening but no way would I say it publicy, maybe in PM..

This thread just got upgraded to 'intriguing'.

Spill it man!

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