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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭Junco Partner


    Or you could forego the wingman altogether and use the naggin of vodka you'd managed to sneak in, which you had no right to be drinking at that age, to unlock the suave sophisticated, cultured man in you and wander round the the dancefloor charming the ladies into a passionate embrace, or so you thought, in reality you bopped up to random young ones, absolutely pissed, slurring "any sheance uh dee sheft" where you stood a fifty fifty chance of a slap or an awkward shift outside or the chairs along the side of the dancefloor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Little did I think I would play minecraft all night long, go to college and now sitting in the cinema with college mates.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I have self heating hot chocolate.
    I am terrified


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    I have self heating hot chocolate.
    I am terrified

    You can't just say that and not explain yourself. My god man!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Pigwidgeon wrote: »
    You can't just say that and not explain yourself. My god man!

    hc.jpg
    Found this in the shop on the way to work.
    The bottom of it has Calcium Oxide & Water in it that you break to heat it up.
    I'm definitely gonna blow my desk up


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    /duck and covers

    /waits for chocolate explosion :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    It actually works and isnt half bad.
    Im calling witchcraft


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    All this talk of hot chocolate is making me thirsty!

    I'm making tea. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    :D

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Doublechinlolz


    Grindylow wrote: »
    :D

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    I copied this idea just now, and sent it to a friend. Her reply was- What's a whale??
    Epic facepalm. Oh my god..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    I copied this idea just now, and sent it to a friend. Her reply was- What's a whale??
    Epic facepalm. Oh my god..
    IF she doesn't have an iPhone, the fail may have been on your part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Doublechinlolz


    Jackobyte wrote: »
    I copied this idea just now, and sent it to a friend. Her reply was- What's a whale??
    Epic facepalm. Oh my god..
    IF she doesn't have an iPhone, the fail may have been on your part.

    We both have htcs and it still looks like a whale!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    waking up at 3.30am just to come on boards to catch up on the "day's" events. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Not sure if good to get this many favourites on stumbleupon, or bad.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    Not sure if good to get this many favourites on stumbleupon, or bad.


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    Someone spends too much time on stumbleupon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    decisions wrote: »
    Someone spends too much time on stumbleupon

    Decisions in the Indecision thread!
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    Decisions in the Indecision thread!
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    Nnnnnooooooooooo!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    deadmau5 is playing the RDS in june.

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    I just made an appearance on Grainne Seoiges Modern Life. Was hard at work at The Matchmaking Festival :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Im jealous, Im angry and i told my friends its not like you have an orgasm when your kissing. WFT fuba jub ba jub jub

    If i could sqwak tounge i would be a machine or water. Howdy chimkey who the lullaby moo's like chocolate. did you know. micheal ragen the 3rd is from Brazil. he was a parriot from pirates of the carribean that resided in poland till the 9 World war. when chonny the smily came and blew everyone away with a marketing exam. he only got 86% but the kangaroo didntt care he was too busy kissing the kings feet while at the top of a pony reading sqinglish. yes yes yes it is i know what your thinking you can no longer hide from your fear.

    Grey will come after you with here needle and stitch and then jamie will go all bad and woop your ass. cause the modorator like that dude from Cars 1 not 2 1 said so. what was his name toenail.

    see i lost my dad a long time ago. he moved to this island of the coast of norweireland its a half breed between france and sujumbarica very nice place . see i know you may think this is spam but like for ffs. financial funding security its not it just a simple calculator of time matter and space . and what your reading is now gone .

    BAM said the whesel. there are many errors in this dialog cause this is windows 95. god for bid we would not have errors then we would have to write a mac. oh god. Smile like you mean it. come on sing with me . do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do d. smile like you cringe it .

    cause the world is full of hate love feeling happiness. purity. and soul. Stand by your man........... he is the one you need this year dont let him go away ....... cause im not monkey. im a decentdant .

    if you can sing these 10 song together. you have musical talent. but you cant put the rest into a tune cause Theres no tune its in your mind. im not an emo. im not a clown i just want you to knowwwwwww. I had a dream......

    Thank you. for taking your time to read that. god bless your cotton socks i bet there silk. now to paragraph all this. :pac::pac::pac:

    Merry Birthday. Now to watch how i met your mother only on CBBs


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Im jealous, Im angry and i told my friends its not like you have an orgasm when your kissing. WFT fuba jub ba jub jub

    If i could sqwak tounge i would be a machine or water. Howdy chimkey who the lullaby moo's like chocolate. did you know. micheal ragen the 3rd is from Brazil. he was a parriot from pirates of the carribean that resided in poland till the 9 World war. when chonny the smily came and blew everyone away with a marketing exam. he only got 86% but the kangaroo didntt care he was too busy kissing the kings feet while at the top of a pony reading sqinglish. yes yes yes it is i know what your thinking you can no longer hide from your fear.

    Grey will come after you with here needle and stitch and then jamie will go all bad and woop your ass. cause the modorator like that dude from Cars 1 not 2 1 said so. what was his name toenail.

    see i lost my dad a long time ago. he moved to this island of the coast of norweireland its a half breed between france and sujumbarica very nice place . see i know you may think this is spam but like for ffs. financial funding security its not it just a simple calculator of time matter and space . and what your reading is now gone .

    BAM said the whesel. there are many errors in this dialog cause this is windows 95. god for bid we would not have errors then we would have to write a mac. oh god. Smile like you mean it. come on sing with me . do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do d. smile like you cringe it .

    cause the world is full of hate love feeling happiness. purity. and soul. Stand by your man........... he is the one you need this year dont let him go away ....... cause im not monkey. im a decentdant .

    if you can sing these 10 song together. you have musical talent. but you cant put the rest into a tune cause Theres no tune its in your mind. im not an emo. im not a clown i just want you to knowwwwwww. I had a dream......

    Thank you. for taking your time to read that. god bless your cotton socks i bet there silk. now to paragraph all this. :pac::pac::pac:

    Merry Birthday. Now to watch how i met your mother only on CBBs

    dafuq..?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    dafuq..?

    DID YOU READ THAT I SEND MY LOVE:D:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow


    What's a whesel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Grindylow wrote: »
    What's a whesel?

    A cross breed between chocolate and diamonds:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    dafuq..?
    Took the words out my mouth, fellow man.

    DAFUQ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Jibus are yous all narmal or somfink.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    Are you trollin'??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    no im just very emotional tonight. for a dude i dont like to bottle up my emotions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Grindylow




    There lawds saved their first kiss for marriage. Major awks when they literally shift eachothers cheeks or something..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Grindylow wrote: »


    There lawds saved their first kiss for marriage. Major awks when they literally shift eachothers cheeks or something..

    I cant watch it. think id cringe too much:D


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