Strangest Insult You Ever Got?

FouxDaFaFa · 23-11-2011 06:59PM

"You're worse than HITLER!!!!".

Millicent · 23-11-2011 07:08PM

St.Spodo wrote: »

''You look like the kid out of the Sixth Sense, except older''- some scumbag standing outside a club.

He had a point, to be fair.

Aw.

Aoifey! · 23-11-2011 07:11PM

"Do you grow your own hair?!"

Eh, no, I get someone else to do it.

anto_daly · 23-11-2011 07:13PM

'' what you egg?''

saa · 23-11-2011 07:14PM

you dyed your hair..
It's interesting.

Ilyana · 23-11-2011 07:17PM

"Your little sister is sooo cute and pretty.....

You're nothing alike though!"

mick121 · 23-11-2011 07:25PM

your like a water blister,you appear when the work is done.my old woodwork teacher.the rest of the class pissed themselves.bastard

senorwipesalot · 23-11-2011 07:52PM

"You look like your brother in a broken mirror".:mad:

Also"The state of ya.Youre like an oul wan pissin into a shoe"
WTF?

Richard · 23-11-2011 07:52PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

County londonderry is close enough to scotland to be fair

I think the accent in that county and in Co Donegal has hints of Scottish in it.

Sorry if that offends anyone!

Micky Dolenz · 23-11-2011 08:06PM

Richard wrote: »

I think the accent in that county and in Co Donegal has hints of Scottish in it.

Sorry if that offends anyone!

Ah Donegal, the county the North didn't want.

df1985 · 23-11-2011 08:16PM

"Youve a lovely smile but id say youre a right cnut....."

basing that on what love!?

KeithAFC · 23-11-2011 08:21PM

Richard wrote: »

I think the accent in that county and in Co Donegal has hints of Scottish in it.

Sorry if that offends anyone!

Most of the counties in Ulster do.

Fulton Crown · 23-11-2011 08:33PM

the_syco wrote: »

I've being called english, german (esp when wearing the trenchcoat), nordic, viking, a dub, a nordie and even a culchie. My accent is hard to pin down, it seems :pac:

The dubs think I'm from down the country, or possibly england, the nordies think I'm from england or the Nordic countries, the French are happy that I'm from Ireland but think I'm from Germany, and some english think I'm from england.

An where the fcuck ARE you from then ?

corktina · 23-11-2011 08:36PM

Millicent wrote: »

Are you a woman?!

Nope, a LADY....try to keep up...:D

ronan keane · 23-11-2011 08:41PM

some random drunk wrote: »

"Get outta me way ya stupeh dozy c*nt" - said to me by a little knacker who was cycling a bike around inside the Jervis Centre.

Should Have Called Him Butter.....................Where Do You Put Butter?................................. Inbread...............I'm A Terrible Person.....

flutterflye · 23-11-2011 08:46PM

I was at oxigen the few years ago - Lady Gaga was playing.
A group of guys became convinced that I was Lady Gaga

2 stroke · 23-11-2011 09:00PM

You're as good as 20 men & they're all in Glasnevin.

Teyla Emmagan · 23-11-2011 09:01PM

This drunken teenager (about 19) or so called me 'speccy four eyes' on Parkgate st last year.

'Speccy four eyes'?!!? I haven't heard that one since I was about 5!!! Still, she was a knacker and it was relieving to know that was the best she could do.

2 stroke · 23-11-2011 09:02PM

Said to a newborn. You've got your fathers hair and yore mothers tits.

Sheepy99 · 23-11-2011 09:04PM

bucket of ****e?

seanbmc · 23-11-2011 10:18PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

This drunken teenager (about 19) or so called me 'speccy four eyes' on Parkgate st last year.

'Speccy four eyes'?!!? I haven't heard that one since I was about 5!!! Still, she was a knacker and it was relieving to know that was the best she could do.

When I wear my glasses I've got a few comments from classy inner city ladies, along the lines of "youuu look like Harry Pohher", according to some people any lad that wears glasses looks like Harry Potter.

IcedOut · 23-11-2011 10:37PM

One drunk lad thought I was Novak Djokovic, he asked me for my autograph and wanted me to play tennis with him :P

Superbus · 23-11-2011 10:59PM

seanbmc wrote: »

When I wear my glasses I've got a few comments from classy inner city ladies, along the lines of "youuu look like Harry Pohher", according to some people any lad that wears glasses looks like Harry Potter.

I hear you, myopian brethren.

slowmoe · 23-11-2011 11:03PM

A guy once called e an aphrodisiac in quite an insulting tone, looked triumphant with himself and marched off...

....i think he either didn't understand the meaning of aphrodisiac or insult...

meoklmrk91 · 23-11-2011 11:11PM

A girl I know once told a lad he ''had a face like a wet teabag'' I honestly don't know.

Also one of my college tutors recently called me a swot, in front of the entire class. Banner day so it was.

scudster · 23-11-2011 11:38PM

A guy started an argument with me in a pub and while he was being thrown out he called me a "dirty chinese bastard" while I looked on and laughed my arse off at him. Dunno where he got the chinese thing, I'm from feckin Longford, dozy git!

Scruffles · 23-11-2011 11:40PM

the weirdest 'insults' that have ever been called,is from a online user who used pyschological projection,using all of his own faults and issues as insults,completely coud not relate to them at all.

have also had all the usual ginger insults,always find the 'carrot top' one strange,as the top of a carrot has green leaves.
love when they used to say 'ginger ninja' though,nice to be compared to shinobi.

castletownman wrote: »

"I wouldn't ride ya if ya came with a saddle". From an extremely drunk one in town one night. I wouldn't mind but I never even seen her in my life or approached her.

perhaps they woud change their mind if they knew of the tack available nowdays,if one is able to prise goldies sweaty flab off it-go borrow mine [a libra bareback pad]:
http://sadpanda.us/images/755235-TBCQWMA.jpg
its guaranteed to get the most drunken lohan-a-like retracting their statement, but make sure to charge heavily on journeys.

SteelyDanJalapeno · 23-11-2011 11:43PM

corktina wrote: »

Nope, a LADY....try to keep up...:D

Back in the kitchen you.

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 23-11-2011 11:54PM

'Ride ya??? I'd rather suck warm diarrhoea through a pig farmers sock!'

'yer auld lady has worms'

narkymarky · 24-11-2011 12:06AM

' You sure you're not Gareth Southgate?' - about 10 years ago on a drunken night in Galway.

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