Strangest Insult You Ever Got?

OurLadyofKnock

Getting out of a taxi in Atlanta after I got annoyed with the driver taking me to the wrong location. He rolled down the window and casually remarked. "You have the intelligence of a homosexual and the legs of woman." and then he drove off.

I kind of wanted to hate him - but I think I admired his delivery.

Jen Pigs Fly

"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of Elderberries"

Millicent

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

Getting out of a taxi in Atlanta after I got annoyed with the driver taking me to the wrong location. He rolled down the window and casually remarked. "You have the intelligence of a homosexual and the legs of woman." and then he drove off.

I kind of wanted to hate him - but I think I admired his delivery.

Are you a woman?!

Professey Chin

"Youre a nice guy but you have no sex appeal."
That really hurt actually Rather if she just called me a cnut or something

Banjaxed82

Is it in yet?

chin_grin

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of Elderberries"

<pats head> Pppppppppppppppppppppppfffff.

Well it wasn't really a personal insult more like the state of the shop. So......insulting something inanimate?......Maybe?

I was walking around with the manager in Homebase (many many moons ago when I was young and needed the money.......for drink). So he stops at a particular section and is talking about cleaning it up as "....it looks like <pause> a cats abortion." I had to bite my tongue to prevent me from p!ssing myself laughing. Gotta admit, it's a glorious image!

slavetothegrind

you look like a lesbian from behind!

OurLadyofKnock

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

"Youre a nice guy but you have no sex appeal."

Yikes! That is cold.

bigwormbundoran

A traveller once called me a dirty Ditch Rabbit, not a clue how its offensive though.

Dirtymurder

At clara Lara as a kid some other kid said to me "go back to your caravan befor i take the wheels of it"

Temptamperu

bigwormbundoran wrote: »

A traveller once called me a dirty Ditch Rabbit, not a clue how its offensive though.

I googles that and it asked did I mean Dirty Dutch Rabit :pac:

foxyboxer

*pointing at me*

"Anthony Murnane!!!!!!!!!"

some random drunk

"Get outta me way ya stupeh dozy c*nt" - said to me by a little knacker who was cycling a bike around inside the Jervis Centre.

Fromthetrees

a waste of sperm....:p

CardBordWindow

'You assymetrical saggy arsed b*stard' was an insult a housemate of mine used to often dish out.

mattjack

here ya go sir, your car passed the NCT.

castletownman

"I wouldn't ride ya if ya came with a saddle". From an extremely drunk one in town one night. I wouldn't mind but I never even seen her in my life or approached her.

Redlion

Had a group of lads shouting "Ginger" at me when I was younger, when one of them got a bit caught up in it and shouted:

"Yeah...GO SHAVE YOUR PUBES!!"

Couldn't help but break my heart laughing

Flesh Gorden

I hope you have Ginger Twins

LeeHoffmann

"Shave your legs next time before you talk to me". I was wearing jeans at the time so legs were well out of sight.

John Doe1

"Why do ya have long hair, do you think you are jesus or summin"

Professey Chin

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

Yikes! That is cold.

She just blurted it out too. Dont think I was even part (or trying to be a part) of the conversation she was having with my friend :pac:

Feeona

OurLadyofKnock wrote: »

"You have the intelligence of a homosexual and the legs of woman." and then he drove off.

I read that with a Borat voice in my head.

Ms. Pingui

My friends all time favourite insult is "You'd do well in the cold!"

IrishZeus

"I don't care what the rest of them say about ya, I think you're alright."

Insult? Compliment? Who knows?

number10a

I got called an artificial lesbian once. And I'm a guy.

moco

This wasn't said to me, it was a girl I work with.

She was in the coffee shop next door and the guy behind the counter said "You smoke, don't you?" She said "yea, how did you know that?"

He goes "I can tell by your lips."

:(

John Doe1

number10a wrote: »

I got called an artificial lesbian once. And I'm a guy.

Perhaps thats a greek island of lesbos version of "plastic paddy"?

RoryMurphyJnr

"look at the smart arse reading a book"
on the bus to Ballymun, think the book was Robert Ludlum

LeeHoffmann

^ I think that's a double-edged insult

Feeona

RoryMurphyJnr wrote: »

"look at the smart arse reading a book"
on the bus to Ballymun, think the book was Robert Ludlum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvs2g5Nj0NI