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Strangest Insult You Ever Got?

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    #32
    bradlente
    Registered Users Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭bradlente


    "Well if those aren't the prettiest pair of blue eyes I've ever seen"

    I have brown eyes ye ****!


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    #33
    KeithAFC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Got called a Hun once.


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    #34
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I thought this chick was insulting me once when she shouted "You do that like a girl!".

    I was performing oral sex on her at the time though so it actually turned out to be a compliment.


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    #35
    Hamhide
    Registered Users Posts: 289 ✭✭Hamhide


    'your ugly and you have no friends' my brother said to me once,he didnt really mean it but it hurt like hell


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    #36
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    1000 Posts baby


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    #37
    westies4ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭westies4ever


    getting told to **** off back to scotland by some little knacker in dublin city centre - im from co derry by the way.


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    #38
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    westies4ever wrote: »
    getting told to **** off back to scotland by some little knacker in dublin city centre - im from co derry by the way.

    County londonderry is close enough to scotland to be fair


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    #39
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    Got called a Hun once.

    Well you were instrumental in the hunnic empire back in the day like


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    #40
    cruiser178
    Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    In school years ago young fella says to me," the best part of you is still running down your mothers legs. Which I found very insulting, coz my mother is a very clean woman.


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    #41
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    In school years ago young fella says to me," the best part of you is still running down your mothers legs. Which I found very insulting, coz my mother is a very clean woman.



    Not from what i remember;)


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    #42
    Kmc123
    Registered Users Posts: 64 ✭✭Kmc123


    Granmother once said to me "your as good as your father and your father was useless"!!


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    #43
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    "You protestant cunt. I'll rip your fucking head off you English bastard" by a Pikey, because he asked me for a light, but I didn't hear him so I said "pardon?".
    I'm Catholic.


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    #44
    westies4ever
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭westies4ever


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    County londonderry is close enough to scotland to be fair

    if you're looking to rise me smart ass its working - but lets not take this topic off thread (why oh why oh why does it come up every single time) :mad:


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    #45
    Pure Sound
    Registered Users Posts: 451 ✭✭Pure Sound


    You look better looking in the mirror


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    #46
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    westies4ever wrote: »
    if you're looking to rise me smart ass its working - but lets not take this topic off thread (why oh why oh why does it come up every single time) :mad:

    Alright calm down mucker. I was joking, I unreservedly apologise and next time im in derry i will kiss the gold paved streets


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    #47
    FinnLizzy
    Registered Users Posts: 424 ✭✭FinnLizzy


    From a member of the travelling community. I was wearing a bandana.

    "Here, look at the Pope wearing the bandana!". I had no fúcking idea what to make of it! I thought his sort loved the Pope!


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    #48
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    FinnLizzy wrote: »
    From a member of the travelling community. I was wearing a bandana.

    "Here, look at the Pope wearing the bandana!". I had no fúcking idea what to make of it! I thought his sort loved the Pope!


    Why the hell were you wearing a bandana?


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    #49
    stephen_k
    Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    Best insult I ever heard, said in a scanger Dublin accent

    "Yoouuuu are deh epitome of rude-ity"


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    #50
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    stephen_k wrote: »
    Best insult I ever heard, said in a scanger Dublin accent

    "Yoouuuu are deh epitome of rude-ity"

    Epitome? jeez must have been an edumacated skanger


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    #51
    Nemanja91
    Registered Users Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Nemanja91


    I was told I look like someone from One Direction on a night out!


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    #52
    stephen_k
    Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭stephen_k


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Epitome? jeez must have been an edumacated skanger

    Well she pronounced it ah-pit-imy.... But yeah, normally they just call you a príck...


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    #53
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    You do your job like old people fcuk.

    slowly and badly.


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    #54
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    "You look like those 2 oulwans from Absolutely Fabulous floating around here"

    My friends little brother said to my friend and I at a festival last summer..

    BURN!!!

    We're only in our late 20's by the way.. Bastard


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    #55
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    ''You look like the kid out of the Sixth Sense, except older''- some scumbag standing outside a club.

    He had a point, to be fair.


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    #56
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    St.Spodo wrote: »
    ''You look like the kid out of the Sixth Sense, except older''- some scumbag standing outside a club.

    He had a point, to be fair.

    Aw hows it going haley joel?


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    #57
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Aw hows it going haley joel?

    My mates didn't know who I was talking to. The chap must've been dead.


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    #58
    Lord TSC
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 42,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lord TSC


    From the pedo pyscho I used to live next door to.

    "YE ARE ALWAYS LAUGHING!"

    Said in a fit of rage one evening in relation to the fact we, I don't know, watch TV and generally laugh? It was the weirdest insult ever.


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    #59
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,297 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    KeithAFC wrote: »
    Got called a Hun once.
    I've being called english, german (esp when wearing the trenchcoat), nordic, viking, a dub, a nordie and even a culchie. My accent is hard to pin down, it seems :pac:

    The dubs think I'm from down the country, or possibly england, the nordies think I'm from england or the Nordic countries, the French are happy that I'm from Ireland but think I'm from Germany, and some english think I'm from england.


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    #60
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Your not planning on putting all that in are you................


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    #61
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    I was queueing up to leave a nightclub in 2006 when this guy half my height starts looking at me with an angry hatefilled face and says stuff like : ''you muscular bastard you must get all the girls . You must spend your pathetic life in the gym''
    To this day I think he must have been smoking crack. For one thing I think I was going home alone that night , for another thing I was in the middle to end of a 2 year daily booze and fast food fueled bender and the gym was the last place I was going to be heading.


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