Strangest Insult You Ever Got?

bradlente · 23-11-2011 05:55PM

"Well if those aren't the prettiest pair of blue eyes I've ever seen"

I have brown eyes ye ****!

KeithAFC · 23-11-2011 05:56PM

Got called a Hun once.

AnonoBoy · 23-11-2011 05:57PM

I thought this chick was insulting me once when she shouted "You do that like a girl!".

I was performing oral sex on her at the time though so it actually turned out to be a compliment.

Hamhide · 23-11-2011 05:57PM

'your ugly and you have no friends' my brother said to me once,he didnt really mean it but it hurt like hell

fedor.2. · 23-11-2011 05:57PM

1000 Posts baby

westies4ever · 23-11-2011 05:59PM

getting told to **** off back to scotland by some little knacker in dublin city centre - im from co derry by the way.

John Doe1 · 23-11-2011 06:00PM

westies4ever wrote: »

getting told to **** off back to scotland by some little knacker in dublin city centre - im from co derry by the way.

County londonderry is close enough to scotland to be fair

John Doe1 · 23-11-2011 06:01PM

KeithAFC wrote: »

Got called a Hun once.

Well you were instrumental in the hunnic empire back in the day like

cruiser178 · 23-11-2011 06:01PM

In school years ago young fella says to me," the best part of you is still running down your mothers legs. Which I found very insulting, coz my mother is a very clean woman.

fedor.2. · 23-11-2011 06:03PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

In school years ago young fella says to me," the best part of you is still running down your mothers legs. Which I found very insulting, coz my mother is a very clean woman.

Not from what i remember;)

Kmc123 · 23-11-2011 06:04PM

Granmother once said to me "your as good as your father and your father was useless"!!

brummytom · 23-11-2011 06:04PM

"You protestant cunt. I'll rip your fucking head off you English bastard" by a Pikey, because he asked me for a light, but I didn't hear him so I said "pardon?".
I'm Catholic.

westies4ever · 23-11-2011 06:05PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

County londonderry is close enough to scotland to be fair

if you're looking to rise me smart ass its working - but lets not take this topic off thread (why oh why oh why does it come up every single time) :mad:

Pure Sound · 23-11-2011 06:07PM

You look better looking in the mirror

John Doe1 · 23-11-2011 06:09PM

westies4ever wrote: »

if you're looking to rise me smart ass its working - but lets not take this topic off thread (why oh why oh why does it come up every single time) :mad:

Alright calm down mucker. I was joking, I unreservedly apologise and next time im in derry i will kiss the gold paved streets

FinnLizzy · 23-11-2011 06:09PM

From a member of the travelling community. I was wearing a bandana.

"Here, look at the Pope wearing the bandana!". I had no fúcking idea what to make of it! I thought his sort loved the Pope!

John Doe1 · 23-11-2011 06:11PM

FinnLizzy wrote: »

From a member of the travelling community. I was wearing a bandana.

"Here, look at the Pope wearing the bandana!". I had no fúcking idea what to make of it! I thought his sort loved the Pope!

Why the hell were you wearing a bandana?

stephen_k · 23-11-2011 06:15PM

Best insult I ever heard, said in a scanger Dublin accent

"Yoouuuu are deh epitome of rude-ity"

John Doe1 · 23-11-2011 06:18PM

stephen_k wrote: »

Best insult I ever heard, said in a scanger Dublin accent

"Yoouuuu are deh epitome of rude-ity"

Epitome? jeez must have been an edumacated skanger

Nemanja91 · 23-11-2011 06:21PM

I was told I look like someone from One Direction on a night out!

stephen_k · 23-11-2011 06:23PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

Epitome? jeez must have been an edumacated skanger

Well she pronounced it ah-pit-imy.... But yeah, normally they just call you a príck...

Micky Dolenz · 23-11-2011 06:24PM

You do your job like old people fcuk.

slowly and badly.

xzanti · 23-11-2011 06:26PM

"You look like those 2 oulwans from Absolutely Fabulous floating around here"

My friends little brother said to my friend and I at a festival last summer..

BURN!!!

We're only in our late 20's by the way.. Bastard

St.Spodo · 23-11-2011 06:30PM

''You look like the kid out of the Sixth Sense, except older''- some scumbag standing outside a club.

He had a point, to be fair.

John Doe1 · 23-11-2011 06:34PM

St.Spodo wrote: »

''You look like the kid out of the Sixth Sense, except older''- some scumbag standing outside a club.

He had a point, to be fair.

Aw hows it going haley joel?

St.Spodo · 23-11-2011 06:37PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

Aw hows it going haley joel?

My mates didn't know who I was talking to. The chap must've been dead.

Lord TSC · 23-11-2011 06:43PM

From the pedo pyscho I used to live next door to.

"YE ARE ALWAYS LAUGHING!"

Said in a fit of rage one evening in relation to the fact we, I don't know, watch TV and generally laugh? It was the weirdest insult ever.

the_syco · 23-11-2011 06:48PM

KeithAFC wrote: »

Got called a Hun once.

I've being called english, german (esp when wearing the trenchcoat), nordic, viking, a dub, a nordie and even a culchie. My accent is hard to pin down, it seems :pac:

The dubs think I'm from down the country, or possibly england, the nordies think I'm from england or the Nordic countries, the French are happy that I'm from Ireland but think I'm from Germany, and some english think I'm from england.

not yet · 23-11-2011 06:51PM

Your not planning on putting all that in are you................

psychward · 23-11-2011 06:52PM

I was queueing up to leave a nightclub in 2006 when this guy half my height starts looking at me with an angry hatefilled face and says stuff like : ''you muscular bastard you must get all the girls . You must spend your pathetic life in the gym''
To this day I think he must have been smoking crack. For one thing I think I was going home alone that night , for another thing I was in the middle to end of a 2 year daily booze and fast food fueled bender and the gym was the last place I was going to be heading.

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